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Flinty_McFlint 08-17-2005 02:00 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Playgirl's hunks? The hairy, chubby & poor!


Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual.
Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair.
I invented being hairy, chubby and poor.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 02:00 PM
But Good News for Me
 
Geek chic

It’s the revenge of the nerds: now they're hot hunks!

By JACOB E. OSTERHOUT

Good news, losers: It's cool to be uncool. With the upcoming releases of two new movies, "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "The Baxter," and the recent success of "Napoleon Dynamite," Hollywood has gleefully embraced dorkdom.

. . .

"Women find sex appeal in male geek movie characters," notes Gitesh Pandya, editor of www.boxofficeguru.com. "Geeks have charm in their awkwardness. The personality of a geek makes him sexy, partially because he can be pitied and partially because they are good-natured people."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-288485c.html

bold_n_brazen 08-17-2005 02:07 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think my panties are wet. An athlete with morals? Raar.
When did you become sunnybunny?

Flinty_McFlint 08-17-2005 02:14 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When did you become sunnybunny?
That is the meanest thing you've ever said to me. Congrats.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 02:16 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I remember doing the NorCal duathlon series several years back. I came off the run in the chase pack, which was 4-5 guys, with the lead group about 1 minute up and with 4-5 guys. On the bike I had my head down and was more or less just following one of the other guys. Apparently he took a wrong turn, our group followed. Arguably we cut distance off the course with our route (although there was an argument about whether our route was the same distance). Anyway, after the race I turned myself in to be disqualified, but the race directors did not DQ the offending group, but rather awarded two first place awards (I think I finished 5th so I was out of the money either way).

I remain of the opinion that was a crap decision. You have a set course and a set finish line without ambiguity or it taints the whole competition.
2. I remember running the Hain's Point 10k a few years back. You go out and then loop back along the outgoing path. Point is you can see everyone ahead of you as the double back.

Well, there was an over 200 lb. division that year with 1st, 2nd and 3rd place trophies. I was moving pretty good and as the leaders started going by me heading back I was counting anyone who could possibly be 200 lbs. Turns out I was in at least 3rd place of people who could possibly weigh 200. :D

But at award time they gave the 3rd place trophy to someone else. Maybe he jumped in late- maybe he lied on weight. All I know is that I was the real winner.....but see he holds the trophy, still.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 02:31 PM
But Good News for Me
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Geek chic

It’s the revenge of the nerds: now they're hot hunks!

By JACOB E. OSTERHOUT

Good news, losers: It's cool to be uncool. With the upcoming releases of two new movies, "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "The Baxter," and the recent success of "Napoleon Dynamite," Hollywood has gleefully embraced dorkdom.

. . .

"Women find sex appeal in male geek movie characters," notes Gitesh Pandya, editor of www.boxofficeguru.com. "Geeks have charm in their awkwardness. The personality of a geek makes him sexy, partially because he can be pitied and partially because they are good-natured people."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-288485c.html
Jacob E. Osterhout and Gitesh Pandya are clearly geeks.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 02:38 PM
But Good News for Me
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jacob E. Osterhout and Gitesh Pandya are clearly geeks.
Google image only has 1 photo of Mr. Osterhout. Judge for yourself.

http://handlebars.org/bioimages/josterhout.jpg

http://handlebars.org/?a=bio&userid=6

dtb 08-17-2005 02:38 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Magic Shell is great in theory but awful in execution. It's impossible to ice everything down enough so the shell hardens.
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-17-2005 02:45 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
hairy, chubby & poor!
That is how my boyfriend describes himself.

dtb 08-17-2005 02:51 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is how my boyfriend describes himself.
You are one lucky gal.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 02:52 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is how my boyfriend describes himself.
In that case, think twice before guaranteeing his debt.

dtb 08-17-2005 03:00 PM
Question for GWNC
 
If you're with my boyfriend, who's with yours?

Replaced_Texan 08-17-2005 03:03 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
If you're with my boyfriend, who's with yours?
Internet boyfriend or took-a-long-time-to-admit-he-was-a-boyfriend boyfriend?

dtb 08-17-2005 03:05 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Internet boyfriend or took-a-long-time-to-admit-he-was-a-boyfriend boyfriend?
I think my head may explode.

ETA: I didn't know GWNC even had an internet boyfriend. Internet girlfriend[s], yes; but I didn't know about the boyfriend. Mazel tov!

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 03:10 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
Having educated, working women means you can afford to hire other people to do that. Just remember to tip the maid.

nononono 08-17-2005 03:12 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Having educated, working women means you can afford to hire other people to do that. Just remember to tip the maid.
Ahem. Royalties, please.

pony_trekker 08-17-2005 03:13 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
Ummm, chocolate. Sure.

This works: http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...urd-polish.jpg

dtb 08-17-2005 03:13 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Having educated, working women means you can afford to hire other people to do that. Just remember to tip the maid.
Great. NOW you tell me.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:22 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Ahem. Royalties, please.
Does Jon Stewart pay royalties to Bush or Rummy?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 03:24 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I remember running the Hain's Point 10k a few years back. You go out and then loop back along the outgoing path. Point is you can see everyone ahead of you as the double back.

Well, there was an over 200 lb. division that year with 1st, 2nd and 3rd place trophies. I was moving pretty good and as the leaders started going by me heading back I was counting anyone who could possibly be 200 lbs. Turns out I was in at least 3rd place of people who could possibly weigh 200. :D

But at award time they gave the 3rd place trophy to someone else. Maybe he jumped in late- maybe he lied on weight. All I know is that I was the real winner.....but see he holds the trophy, still.
How do we know you really weighed 200? Maybe you weights in your pocket.

nononono 08-17-2005 03:25 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does Jon Stewart pay royalties to Bush or Rummy?
He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:27 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.
Do the asterisks mean it wasn't really that funny, or that you are caught up in infirmation mode and don't know the code?

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 03:28 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.
How many WMDs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 03:28 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.

And nowhere else.

I like the food. I like the sex. Together, they're horrendous.

I dated women who tried the food and sex bit. They tended to use words like "sensual" a lot. I found them to be rather lackluster in the sack. Anyone who likes to fuck hasn't the time or patience to be dicking around with strawberries and whipped cream.

I do, however, much enjoy a poist fuck snack and beer. Pacifico is very goood beer. Just bought a case. Excellent for washing down the palate...

nononono 08-17-2005 03:29 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do the asterisks mean it wasn't really that funny, or that you are caught up in infirmation mode and don't know the code?
It means I don't really *care* about the code.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:34 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
The papa-to-be has a terrible sweet tooth and one night, when a little tipsy, he broke out the magic shell. I knew it wouldn't be as fun as he imagined, primarily because I don't like poor substitutes for hot fudge and because I've done the messy food thing before, but I let him go ahead with it. Three reasons I'm glad we did: (1) what ensued was so ridiculous that we still crack up if one of us simply mentions it, (2) I have some very embarrassing pictures of him (I wasn't drunk), and (3) I got my money's worth out of the stain-protection I bought for my sofa.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:35 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
It means I don't really *care* about the code.
The question was rhetorical, but noted.

nononono 08-17-2005 03:36 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The question was rhetorical, but noted.
I know it was, but I just hate for there to be misconceptions hanging out there.

dtb 08-17-2005 03:37 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
It means I don't really *care* about the code.

Oooh. Them's fightin' words, missy.

Replaced_Texan 08-17-2005 03:38 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.

And nowhere else.

I like the food. I like the sex. Together, they're horrendous.

I dated women who tried the food and sex bit. They tended to use words like "sensual" a lot. I found them to be rather lackluster in the sack. Anyone who likes to fuck hasn't the time or patience to be dicking around with strawberries and whipped cream.

I do, however, much enjoy a poist fuck snack and beer. Pacifico is very goood beer. Just bought a case. Excellent for washing down the palate...
Does anyone have any experience with supposed aphrodisiacs?

I bought this cookbook once for someone, and I think the photographs are gorgeous, but I've never tried any of the recipies. The food looked delicious and sensual and all that sort of stuff, but I have a feeling that if you're setting out deliberately to seduce someone, you're pretty much already riding a pretty erotic wave.

That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?

nononono 08-17-2005 03:39 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Oooh. Them's fightin' words, missy.
I care about grammar, though, if that helps.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 03:40 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I'd never let a dog lick my nipples. Thats a recipe for winding up like Geldof's character at the end of The Wall.
From Savage Love:

Ahem: My six-year-old advice to "Help Me"—the woman who let a dog eat her out and was wondering "How'd that happen?"—pissed off all the dog-fuckers out there. To read what the dog-fuckers have on their minds, go to savagelove/dogfucking."

http://avclub.com/content/savagelove


I'm afraid to go there from work, but I'd be interested in hearing the input from the pissed off dog-fuckers. Can someone help me out?

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:40 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I know it was, but I just hate for there to be misconceptions hanging out there.
Don't worry. I think the concept is pretty clear.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-17-2005 03:40 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In that case, think twice before guaranteeing his debt.
He has so-so credit, so I'm one step ahead of you. Hooray!

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:42 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He has so-so credit, so I'm one step ahead of you. Hooray!
Oh, please, GWNC. I just TUIMMALB. Could you stop gushing about your boyfriend? We really don't want to hear about his credit score.

nononono 08-17-2005 03:42 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't worry. I think the concept is pretty clear.
Somehow, I don't think so. But I won't worry.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-17-2005 03:43 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
If you're with my boyfriend, who's with yours?
my clone.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 03:43 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Somehow, I don't think so. But I won't worry.
Oh, my, I stand corrected. And humbled.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 03:44 PM
Sorry, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He has so-so credit, so I'm one step ahead of you. Hooray!
When you say so-so, what does that mean, 680?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-17-2005 03:44 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I think my head may explode.

ETA: I didn't know GWNC even had an internet boyfriend. Internet girlfriend[s], yes; but I didn't know about the boyfriend. Mazel tov!
I don't have an internet boyfriend. The position is available!!


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