If you're in Baltimore, I'll be at Virgin Festival for part of the weekend.

Non-existent too.

Oooo, now I want to go work in Baltimore rather than play in Flushing. We'll see what the fates decide.

Might I suggest a little bit of monkey sex? I know a certain someone who's doing quite well for himself these days but mentioned to me just recently that he needs to start expanding his demographic a bit.

He Just Likes It That Way
 

You made him feel cheap, too. But that was just playing to his base.

Baltimore?

Well, I'm staying in McLean with my best friend, but we're running away and leaving her kid with her husband for some frivolity in Baltimore for most of the weekend.

I fully expect the non-existent trend to continue well until Burning Man.

Well, all of you with non-existent sex lives are presumably welcome to come to Jersey because after I made him feel cheap, the Canadian wondered in the throes if I could fix him up with a threesome.

That's one smooth Jersey motherfucker, I tell you.

He's got some moxie.

Yes, indeed!

"Hey, babe. Come on down to Hoboken for some hot no-strings-attached sex. But don't make me feel cheap. Oh, and next time, maybe bring a hot friend? O.K.? Thanks. Love ya. Except the 'love' part."

Totally. I know that if it were you or me in that situation, we would have totally at least offered to pay or something, even though we probably wouldn't actually pay. We'd at least offer though. We are classy like that.

What the hell is wrong with people?
 

If I have few to no problems working with person A, and few to no problems working with person B, why can't they work with each other? And either they tell me totally different things than they tell each other, or they lie to me (or to the other), or there is just so much antipathy that they don't even hear what the other is saying anymore.

Pain in the ASS.

And I have a canker sore, and it hurts.

What the hell is wrong with people?
 

Did they ever date each other and go through a nasty breakup? Or did one force the other to go to the CA equivalent of Hoboken for sex? That might explain it.

Re: the canker sore, I thought you said your sex life was non-existent.

I wouldn't be in Hoboken, but I know what you are saying. Normally, I'd get the chick drunk and then bring up the threesome, but with GWNC being all "not drunk" and shit, I can see how he needed to bring it up whenever he had a chance.