LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by Gattigap
It's worse than you think. As your agent, it's in my interest to inflate the percentages.

And I still think it's time to move to paperback or picture-book publication. I know you love the hardback with you in the smokin' jacket, but I think that we've exhausted the family and friends who are willing to shell out that kind of cash.

See, this is why I'm the star--you need to think creatively, outside the box, on the bleeding edge, borderline illegal. We now turn around and threaten to continue to keep sending the hardback to the family and friends until they agree to pay a "termination fee". See? I am smart.

notcasesensitive

08-09-2005 06:59 PM

So no one feels like pointing out that SS made some inquiry about workplace sex, lies and intrigue and then, oddly, some long-time lurker, first time poster has a story of workplace sex, lies and intrigue?

Coincidence, I'm sure.

The tranny part was a nice touch.

Replaced_Texan

08-09-2005 07:03 PM

I'm going home. I expect each and every one of you to do your part to get rid of this stupid board title by this time tomorrow.

Flakey McFlake

08-09-2005 07:07 PM

Under pressure do do do dodo do do

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going home. I expect each and every one of you to do your part to get rid of this stupid board title by this time tomorrow.

Damn woman, that's a lot of pressure!

notcasesensitive

08-09-2005 07:11 PM

Under pressure do do do dodo do do

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Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
Damn woman, that's a lot of pressure!

Particularly for you. There's nothing worse than a tribute sock with nothing to bring to the table.

Flakey McFlake

08-09-2005 07:13 PM

Under pressure do do do dodo do do

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Particularly for you. There's nothing worse than a tribute sock with nothing to bring to the table.

Not even Ice Ice Baby running through your head the rest of the night?

Boo Berry

08-09-2005 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going home. I expect each and every one of you to do your part to get rid of this stupid board title by this time tomorrow.

BOO!!!!

lo han kuo

08-09-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So no one feels like pointing out that SS made some inquiry about workplace sex, lies and intrigue and then, oddly, some long-time lurker, first time poster has a story of workplace sex, lies and intrigue?

Coincidence, I'm sure.

The tranny part was a nice touch.

As has every first time poster to this board, I knew the hurdle of skepticism would arise. Sorry to burst your bubble, but true story. I saw Shapeshifter's post as some sort of weird cosmic sign to post about the dilemma that has been haunting me for the last week and half. And while I regret my flippant jokes now, the tranny part is true.

Penske_Account

08-09-2005 07:29 PM

confidential to the Paigow

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I will be staying at the Insurgency Inn.

Check your room for bugs. IYKWIMAITTYD. Nuff said.

notcasesensitive

08-09-2005 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by lo han kuo
As has every first time poster to this board, I knew the hurdle of skepticism would arise. Sorry to burst your bubble, but true story. I saw Shapeshifter's post as some sort of weird cosmic sign to post about the dilemma that has been haunting me for the last week and half. And while I regret my flippant jokes now, the tranny part is true.

Haunting? I wouldn't think that someone who would bang a summer the very year he was up for partner (see that, Bad Boy!!) could be haunted by fear of possible actions by a not-tranny non-secretary.

I do have a book that you should read though. Miniplanner by Abha Dawesar.

Proving its on-point-osity, may I quote you a line from one of the on-line reviewers at Amazon.com?

Quote:

The situations struck me as implausible, the story trite and contrived and the whole theme and premise was just boring - I mean seriously, the sex lives of Wall street types?

Do Wall Street types even have sex? I mean really.

Penske_Account

08-09-2005 07:34 PM

SoS (long)

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Originally posted by lo han kuo
Hi FBkiddies! Long-time lurker, first-time poster here (and no, I am not a Penske sock).

Merde! No. You. Are. Not. Why do you mutherfucking newberryfuckers have to drag me into your socks. This is why no one takes any newber seriously and we get no new blood, which upset Less and caused him to ignore me.

Seriously.

Penske_Account

08-09-2005 07:37 PM

Yippee!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Maybe he was aligned with JFUCK?

Or Mario the Cubicle Geek. Whatever happened to that guy? JRUSS quits and his accomplice quits too. Seems fishy.

Maybe JRUSS is the new poster.

lo han kuo

08-09-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Haunting? I wouldn't think that someone who would bang a summer the very year he was up for partner (see that, Bad Boy!!) could be haunted by fear of possible actions by a not-tranny non-secretary.

I do have a book that you should read though. Miniplanner by Abha Dawesar.

Proving its on-point-osity, may I quote you a line from one of the on-line reviewers at Amazon.com?

Do Wall Street types even have sex? I mean really.

It may be trite, but its true and while I don't necessarily regret the Summer conquest I want to avoid having my p-ship ring jeopardized by crazy Ex-Sec. Certainly someone here has seen this sort of situation come down in their firm before and perhaps could offer some insight (along with the expected cynicism and flames).

Penske_Account

08-09-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going home. I expect each and every one of you to do your part to get rid of this stupid board title by this time tomorrow.

2.

For you RT, I offer a preview of the replacement:

[hi RT] not that stupid board title. anymore [/hi RT!]?

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