LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Poll:

What do big-breasted sophisticated woman like best:

A. Wine and cheese
B. Opera
C. Talk about literature
D. Intelligent discusfsion of politics and religion

Thanking you in advance,

New improved Flinty, with more class.

A. Skip the cheese. Eating is cheating.

str8outavannuys

08-09-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.

From the Century Club, a nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/vagina-billboard.jpg

Gattigap

* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.

Has anyone ever been to that place? I haven't. Bare Elegance, on the other hand . . . (say hi to Scarlett for me).

notcasesensitive

08-09-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lo han kuo
I think that they would look twice at Ex-Sec. She had big hair. They like that in Texas.

only in the burbs.

Quote:

More than twice if she bared her unruly blond bush.

only in the burbs.

str8outavannuys

08-09-2005 08:45 PM

Cautionary Tale

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Deer eat Corn.

This corn is fresh. And tasty.

934-Texas.

Spread Mycrabski

08-09-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Wrongo. I am the only tribute to hank. The others are tributes to me. Except for spreadmycrabski. I'm not really sure what that is.

I am a first-generation tribute sock to Hank Chinaski. This is why my signature says "First" Low volume, high margins, and a direct competitor to you. Except that I prefer to tribute the days back when he went to bars to meet women.

Gattigap

08-09-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Has anyone ever been to that place? I haven't. Bare Elegance, on the other hand . . . (say hi to Scarlett for me).

Not I. Among other things, I take the broken glass on the billboard to be a poor indicator for the personnel you'd find inside.

Hank Chinaski

08-09-2005 08:45 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
No peabrain. Think about it.

I'm ready to guess. Its nfh/

Shape Shifter

08-09-2005 08:48 PM

the most perfect breasts in the world

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus. Christ.

There is a God.

Thankfully, She knows how to make breasts.

Spread Mycrabski

08-09-2005 08:48 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
Listen, if you're looking for E) MOnkeys - you've shit in the wrong cage, buster.
I think angry monkey is going to be my schtick. I like it.

Answer is F) none of the above - big-breasted women like Tommy Lee.

This is the Worst.

Tribute.

Sock.

Ever.

One cannot sock on moniker alone. Even if the moniker were amusing, which it is not (I would have gone with Fucky McFuck), you still need content that captures the essence of em who you tribute. Please retire this sock immediately.

Hank Chinaski

08-09-2005 08:50 PM

the most perfect breasts in the world

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thankfully, She knows how to make breasts.

I'm ready to guess. this is nfh/

Spread Mycrabski

08-09-2005 08:51 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
No peabrain. Think about it.

Flinty would never say anything like this, or any derivation of this.

Shape Shifter

08-09-2005 08:51 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Poll:

What do big-breasted sophisticated woman like best:

A. Wine and cheese
B. Opera
C. Talk about literature
D. Intelligent discussion of politics and religion

Thanking you in advance,

New improved Flinty, with more class.

Why, me of course. Thanks for asking.

Spread Mycrabski

08-09-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Has anyone ever been to that place? I haven't. Bare Elegance, on the other hand . . . (say hi to Scarlett for me).

All the time. They keep trying to get rid of me but I keep coming back.

notcasesensitive

08-09-2005 08:54 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why, me of course. Thanks for asking.

I've never heard Anna Nicole descibed as "sophisticated" before. You taught her how to eat with utensils?

Spread Mycrabski

08-09-2005 08:56 PM

For Flakey

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm ready to guess. Its nfh/