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I have thought about this and I think I had Smarmiest confused with Squickiest. I'm unclear on which title str8's cheating "get them to agree not to tell" post would win. I believe that I will wait for a ruling from fringey.

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That is sage. Fringey is wise in the way of the Shaolin.

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Yesterday Fringey appointed me as her atty in fact and proxy (long story involving muscle relaxants) and I rule that the proper descriptive word is "Icky". That is all.

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I am telling Moses to revise the Kommandments to include a "Thou shall art have a Hank sock".

So.
 

I am leaving work now. I'll be home in about a half hour. If you manage to hit 5k by then, I'll be available to open and name the new thread then. Good luck and happy hunting.

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No, at that point you bob and weave until the summer's over.

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Cute kid. Who is it?

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For the record, anyone who knows me knows that it's laughable to think I would ever have intercourse (or anything in that zip code) with any woman other than my wife, the mother of my child, buyer of the corsets, lover of the tomato-basil soup.

My post stems from an experience I had way back, where a blabber-mouth hook-up told a bunch of people about the hook-up, making my life somewhat miserable at the time. When confronted, she said, "you never asked me not to say anything."

Boot to the head.

PU
 

Man. It stinks in here.

Or is that me?

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MINE! All mine.

Whoops, I'm on baby duty
 

Another K-race lost. The horror. At least the Jays managed not to choke tonight. I don't know why I care; they're about as out of it as a team can be without being out of it. Go Leafs! Go Raps!

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So you are like the Virgin Mary? Congrats, em is adorable. Rather angelic looking.

Merde! I must run.

Jesus out.

PU
 

uh oh, wait'll Spank gets a load of you.

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Angelic? I would say more Saintly.

But angelic works too.