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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-14-2005 03:41 PM
Fuck it, we're going to Five Razors
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Has anyone read that Onion article released awhile back that had the President of one of the Razor Companies say, "Fuck what the nerds in R&D say, we're going straight to Five Razors."
Yeah. Did we note then that SNL did that gag 25 years ago (or more, now), suggesting a three-blade razor "because you'll believe anything"?

FWIW, I prefer my two-blade Sensor to the Mach 3. I haven't tried the vibration feature. I'll consult with the women of the board before I do.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 03:41 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
[pointing to my eyes -- then pointing to you]

You might want to have somebody else start your car for you.

I'm just sayin'.
It's okay, sweetie. I was in the bathroom. Ironweed was there, he can vouch for me.

Why was he watching me? Kinda creepy, actually.

dtb 09-14-2005 03:49 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Oh, no problem. I've arranged "another ride home."
Good idea.

nononono 09-14-2005 03:53 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Good idea.
I'm no fool. I can't throw it all away for a lizard. nttawwbal.

dtb 09-14-2005 03:55 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I'm no fool. I can't throw it all away for a lizard. nttawwbal.
I knew I liked you.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2005 03:56 PM
Fuck it, we're going to Five Razors
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Has anyone read that Onion article released awhile back that had the President of one of the Razor Companies say, "Fuck what the nerds in R&D say, we're going straight to Five Razors."

Well, as usual, The Onion is ahead of the times. But why call it Fusion when "Mach 5" would have all the previous marketing and success to stand on?

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...ed.hmedium.jpg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9340767/

Has anyone tried the Quattro? Is it better? I stopped at the vibrating Mach 3.

TM
One of my favorite Onion articles. This is PLF ironic.

I use Gilette disposables. They seem to cut closer than the Machs. YMMV.

Not Bob 09-14-2005 03:57 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Not for nuthin', but the last time someone tried to move in on one of Not Bob's little chippies they never found the guy's body. I'm just sayin'.
Word.

Apropos of nothing, "Not Bob's Little Chippies" would be a good name for a band.

Gattigap 09-14-2005 03:58 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Word.

Apropos of nothing, "Not Bob's Little Chippies" would be a good name for a band.
Or groupies, I would imagine.

nononono 09-14-2005 04:04 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Word.

Apropos of nothing, "Not Bob's Little Chippies" would be a good name for a band.
Ummmm, hi! Just making...idle chit-chat. Not to worry. Just don't ask too many questions.

Hank Chinaski 09-14-2005 04:05 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Word.

Apropos of nothing, "Not Bob's Little Chippies" would be a good name for a band.
The band would have guys and girls?

nononono 09-14-2005 04:07 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The band would have guys and girls?
You'd like that, I suppose?

Not Bob 09-14-2005 04:14 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Ummmm, hi! Just making...idle chit-chat. Not to worry. Just don't ask too many questions.
Fair enough. I'm just surprised to see wonk being forward, that's all.

Ty@50 09-14-2005 04:17 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fair enough. I'm just surprised to see wonk being forward, that's all.
Have I mentioned that Wonk gets to be a big star in elder-porno?

str8outavannuys 09-14-2005 04:18 PM
Kill Reality
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I too have watched every glorious minute, but I have a bone to pick with Rob C:

I understand that he included Johnny solely to spice up the TV show to hype what will undoubtedly be a shitty movie, but what I don't understand is Rob's, Trishelle's, Katie's, Tonya's, and apparently everyone's position that they luv and/or are great friends with Johnny. I saw absolutely no redeeming behavior from him. And I cannot even begin to comprehend what is so fucked up in the American female's psyche (or at least those who get cast on reality television) that they are attracted to him. As best as I could figure it out, Trishelle, Tonya and Katie have all fucked him??!!?!?! I defy anyone to explain that to me.
Johnny Fairplay would make a good American Studies senior essay topic. What is his role in contemporary American culture? What does his fame say about where we're at as a society?

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 04:20 PM
Kill Reality
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Johnny Fairplay would make a good American Studies senior essay topic. What is his role in contemporary American culture? What does his fame say about where we're at as a society?
An essay on ballroom dancing may be more helpful.


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