Baby Names
 

Oddly, I had the same concern, but for a different reason. I had already understood her ass to be perfect.

As for the Simpsons movie, I don't really understand. The 350+ episodes have been great (well, most of them). What does a movie add? Why not focus on making 5 good episodes instead? Is the television vehicle inadequate for exploring the depths of the Simpsons thoughts, actions, and hilarity? Would a two-part show, or a one-hour episode not meet the needs?

Both of the Clints I know are gay.

Baby Names
 

I'd imagine that the profits from the movie (as opposed to that of the TV show) will go into either a different set of pockets, or the same pockets in different amounts. Incentives like these tend to warp prior artistic sensibilities.

Slow news day
 

Dirty Harry, indeed.

In other news, the breakfast waitress is still hot.

Where did I say he/she couldn't be? He/she just has to be gay in that tough, fuck-you-in-the-ass Viking sort of way.

shooters
 

Yes, back in the days of the "Sex on the Beach" and other provocatively named drinks. These days, those old drink names all seem rather quaint. These days, it seems routine to see a gaggle of 20-something girls drunkenly giggling as they order a round of "Hot Spurting Cum on My Face" shots, or snickering conspiratorially as they order the bachelorette party honoree a "Throbbing Donkey Cock in My Ass."

Despite the increasingly racy drink names, however, I cannot help but think that all sexually-oriented drink names are forever stuck in the 80s. I'd sooner loudly order a Mojito then join the softball team in a celebratory round of "Exploding Vaginal Discharge" shots.

Str8's review of Lawtalkers, 6/8/05
 

Until now.

shooters
 

My goodness, since when are you so Victorian? I can remember (and it was more recently than the 80's), when the plf I once knew would proudly and loudly order a "Double Anal with a Twist". Now it's just Mojito, Mojito, Mojito.

[wistful sigh]

He said it limits the names. Any girl's name would have the same problem with Dick as the last name:

• e.g. Sharon Dick

would generate middle name guesses of "sux" or "luvs." I don't think any name would be better or worse.

I have thought long and hard on this question, and still cannot guess. And the "clue" that "pompous-ass" threw out is, like some much of his posting, nonsense, I'm afraid.

So I don't know what it might be.

shooters
 

How do you make a Double Anal with a Twist?

shooters
 

Very carefully.

PLF:mojito as hipster:Pabst Blue Ribbon
 

In his defense, the Mojito is quite tasty.

shooters
 

At his health club the steam room is set near to the bar so there's often confusion.

To A Certain Special Someone
 

Happy Birthday! You're the greatest!

eta: oops.

I have no idea what you're saying.

In terms of certain first names causing more trouble with that last name than others, what about Anita?