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dtb	08-17-2005 03:47 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by nononono
I care about grammar, though, if that helps.

It helps. A little.

nononono

08-17-2005 03:48 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, my, I stand corrected. And humbled.

This is really devolving into me saying "whatever" and you saying it back, isn't it? Or, you can go first.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 03:48 PM

Question for GWNC

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't have an internet boyfriend. The position is available!!

Well, I had my eye on dtb and/or RP, but you'll do.

Internet foursome?

nononono

08-17-2005 03:48 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
It helps. A little.

Eh, I'll take that.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 03:48 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by nononono
This is really devolving into me saying "whatever" and you saying it back, isn't it? Or, you can go first.

You started it.

P.S. It should actually be "*my* saying 'whatever' and *your* saying it back, but I know I shouldn't nitpick.

nononono

08-17-2005 03:49 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You started it.

Yeah, well, I'm telling mom and she's telling dad when he gets home.

dtb	08-17-2005 03:49 PM

Sorry, Slave

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, please, GWNC. I just TUIMMALB. Could you stop gushing about your boyfriend? We really don't want to hear about his credit score.

Sounds like somebody is wearing her cranky pants again. Just think about your quarry sitting on the sofa in a pool of what-looks-like-poo. That'll snap you out of it!

dtb	08-17-2005 03:50 PM

Question for GWNC

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, I had my eye on dtb and/or RP, but you'll do.

Internet foursome?

Girls -- I don't think there's any way we can say no to this. (I know GWNC must be especially flattered!)

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 03:52 PM

Sorry, Slave

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Originally posted by dtb
Sounds like somebody is wearing her cranky pants again. Just think about your quarry sitting on the sofa in a pool of what-looks-like-poo. That'll snap you out of it!

Amazingly, Magic Shell will not stick to your shoe if you step in it.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 03:52 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Girls -- I don't think there's any way we can say no to this.

He had GWNC at "you'll do."

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 03:52 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Girls -- I don't think there's any way we can say no to this.

I am not used to being third banana, but I think I can suck it up for you two and the girly shorts-wearing, Brothers Karamazov-not-finishing Coltrane.

dtb	08-17-2005 03:55 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He had GWNC at "you'll do."

That's our guy -- he's got such a way with words (and the ladies -- natch).

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 03:55 PM

Question for GWNC

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He had GWNC at "you'll do."

Mrs. Cranky Pants can never focus on the positives.

But your reference to the Real Deal with Bill McNeal makes up for it.

Montecore

08-17-2005 03:59 PM

How Many Gwinks Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

So, Gwink's boyfriend stopped by Gwink's apartment to borrow her computer to check his credit score. Once there, however, Gwink (or what he thought was Gwink) performed all manner of filthy, perverted, and possibly illegal sex acts* upon him. In his moment of passion, Gwink's boyfriend accidentally knocked over a bottle of lube onto the floor, causing Gwink (or what he thought was Gwink) to slip when she went to retrieve Penke's vibrator.

The next day, Gwink's boyfriend was arrested. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

*For full details, come to the 10:00 show. This is my "clean" set.

nononono

08-17-2005 03:59 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You started it.

P.S. It should actually be "*my* saying 'whatever' and *your* saying it back, but I know I shouldn't nitpick.

Oh, I didn't see your p.s. the first time. I agree with you, but someone lately convinced me that it could be "me" and "you" instead, so I thought I would try it out. It didn't feel good, but if you like I'll pretend you schooled me.

Oh, and are you disrespecting the *code*? (No, I don't approve of that as a verb, either.)

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 04:00 PM

Question for GWNC

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mrs. Cranky Pants can never focus on the positives.

Someone's going to be kicked out of his own foursome if he doesn't start being a little nicer.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 04:02 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not used to being third banana, but I think I can suck it up for you two and the girly shorts-wearing, Brothers Karamazov-not-finishing Coltrane.

All three of you are on equal ground, where you are spanking each other and having nipple fights.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:03 PM

Question for GWNC

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All three of you are on equal ground, where you are spanking each other and having nipple fights.

somebody's been watching a little too much Cathouse on the guest room TV.

Replaced_Texan

08-17-2005 04:03 PM

And I thought my high school was bad

Everyone had a car, and there was some competition on accessories, but thank god for ugly school uniforms:

I should have known it would be Plano.

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It's the end of the day at Plano West Senior High School, and teenagers are pouring into the parking lot.

One jumps into a BMW M3. Another takes off in a Jaguar X-Type. A Land Rover joins the pack.

Senior Jodi Payson drives a black Hummer H2. She carries a Louis Vuitton purse and a credit card with no limit.

Last year, Jodi was among the privileged class at Plano West that sets the unspoken benchmark that many other students – and therefore their parents – strive to attain.

Plano West stands out for its students' affluence and their academic achievements, but it is as representative as any Collin County school in that parents say they feel pressure, from their children and their surroundings, to meet the highest lifestyle standards.

Competition starts early. Parents try to outdo one another on birthday parties with limousine chauffeurs and costumed characters.

By the time they're teenagers, children can shop on their own, which takes the spending to a whole new level.

They want bigger toys, including cars, and they won't settle for the type of jalopy their parents drove when they were 16.

This area is one of the wealthiest in the country, and it is also among the youngest. About three in 10 residents of Collin County are younger than 18.

Parents from all income levels say the urge to spend is most powerful when it comes to their children.

They might be in debt up to their eyebrows, but their child will have a cellphone and a Blackberry and a luxury car, said Mia Mbroh, a parent educator for the national nonprofit counseling organization Practical Parent Education in Plano.

"They do it out of love, and they don't want their kids to be the odd man out," she said. "Adults want to fit in as much as children."

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:04 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by nononono

Oh, and are you disrespecting the *code*? (No, I don't approve of that as a verb, either.)

I'm pretty sure she's just *making fun of you*.

dtb	08-17-2005 04:04 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All three of you are on equal ground, where you are spanking each other and having nipple fights.

Do we get rug burns?

(I'm just askin'.)

baltassoc

08-17-2005 04:04 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not used to being third banana, but I think I can suck it up for you two and the girly shorts-wearing, Brothers Karamazov-not-finishing Coltrane.

Damn, if only I'd known it was that easy.

[Actually, I'm not sure on the rules on whether I get to have an internet girlfriend, or if I already have one, etc. C'est la vie.]

Shape Shifter

08-17-2005 04:04 PM

Damn Damn Damn

I never finished the Brothers K either. Why am I always left out?

nononono

08-17-2005 04:05 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm pretty sure she's just *making fun of you*.

No, *really*?

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:05 PM

This could be you

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone have any experience with supposed aphrodisiacs?

I bought this cookbook once for someone, and I think the photographs are gorgeous, but I've never tried any of the recipies. The food looked delicious and sensual and all that sort of stuff, but I have a feeling that if you're setting out deliberately to seduce someone, you're pretty much already riding a pretty erotic wave.

That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?

I'm a big fan of french toast for the morning after. Particularly if there's bourbon in the egg wash.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:05 PM

Damn Damn Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never finished the Brothers K either. Why am I always left out?

Did you ever finish Moby Dick?

dtb	08-17-2005 04:06 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn, if only I'd known it was that easy.

[Actually, I'm not sure on the rules on whether I get to have an internet girlfriend, or if I already have one, etc. C'est la vie.]

That's an interesting philosophical question.

Sort of like the trick question on the Alabama bar exam:

If a husband and wife get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:07 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
No, *really*?

You know, I am such a fan of NotBob's that I was really trying to find a way to like you.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 04:08 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
somebody's been watching a little too much Cathouse on the guest room TV.

Those girls are nasty.

My girls are beautiful.

baltassoc

08-17-2005 04:08 PM

Damn Damn Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever finish Moby Dick?

Yes. Never even started Brothers K.

[ETA: In retrospect, this may have been a joke that went right past me. If so, disregard and pretend this is in response to SS's boast of not having finished BK either.]

ltl/fb

08-17-2005 04:09 PM

Damn Damn Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever finish Moby Dick?

I think you are missing a comma. And, SS, if you don't finish for more than 4 hours, you are supposed to consult a medical professional -- didn't you read the insert?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 04:10 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Do we get rug burns?

(I'm just askin'.)

Do you want rug burns?

ltl/fb

08-17-2005 04:11 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you want rug burns?

Btw, what's a nipple fight?

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 04:11 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not used to being third banana, but I think I can suck it up for you two and the girly shorts-wearing, Brothers Karamazov-not-finishing Coltrane.

Better be careful not to piss off your internet girlfriend.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:12 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Those girls are nasty.

The very definition of it. But I just love the show's message - that prostitution is just one big sorority party where all the girls are super into sex, always have rocking orgasms, and fool around with each other in their downtime, heh heh. It's so goddamned empowering!

I admit it, I'm fascinated by the show. But just to be clear, by fascinated, I do not mean aroused.

nononono

08-17-2005 04:12 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, I am such a fan of NotBob's that I was really trying to find a way to like you.

Really? And yet it felt so different than that a few minutes ago. Well, I still like you fine.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 04:12 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Btw, what's a nipple fight?

It's like a fist fight, but with nipples.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 04:13 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The very definition of it. But I just love the show's message - that prostitution is just one big sorority party where all the girls are super into sex, always have rocking orgasms, and fool around with each other in their downtime , heh heh. It's so goddamned empowering!

I admit it, I'm fascinated by the show. And to be clear, by fascinated with, I do not mean aroused by.

I gave it five minutes. And not b/c that was how long it took me to finish.