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Not Bob 05-17-2005 02:13 PM
Al Gore shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Have you ketchupped enough yet to be embarassed for this small-minded remark?
No. Wonk means never having to say you're sorry, Ollie.

(yes, I know that you are Not Ollie, but I'm quoting again. Sorry.) (Ha!)

notcasesensitive 05-17-2005 02:17 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
No, I haven't seen it yet, but I already know who "won". Is the scuttlebutt from your friend that Charlie is still with the chosen one, or is he back together with his gf from before the show?

I've got it tivo'd but I'm not even sure I want to waste 1 1/2 hours fast forwarding through it. Is it worth it since I already know the ending?
Well, the finale was live last night, so they are still together as of now. We've heard throughout that he is crazy about her and that he hated the whole pretend to be interested in both thing that he had to do for the show. Which makes it all the more sucky that the producers made it his decision that he needed more time blah blah blah instead of just owning up that they wanted to drag it out even further this time. That's tv, I guess.

You know who won? Don't watch. Or just fast forward through the first 2 1/2 hours, slow down for the break-up then fast forward through the talking to the live studio audience (including break-up girl's family) about the break-up. Watch 30 seconds or so of the cheesey I Love You So Much ending. 10 minutes of Tivo viewing. Tops.

barely_legal 05-17-2005 02:19 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, the finale was live last night, so they are still together as of now. We've heard throughout that he is crazy about her and that he hated the whole pretend to be interested in both thing that he had to do for the show. Which makes it all the more sucky that the producers made it his decision that he needed more time blah blah blah instead of just owning up that they wanted to drag it out even further this time. That's tv, I guess.

You know who won? Don't watch. Or just fast forward through the first 2 1/2 hours, slow down for the break-up then fast forward through the talking to the live studio audience (including break-up girl's family) about the break-up. Watch 30 seconds or so of the cheesey I Love You So Much ending. 10 minutes of Tivo viewing. Tops.
Sweet! So, do you have my address so you can send me the Neti? I would also like you to include some uniodonized salt with that. 20 packets should be a good start.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 02:32 PM
NFH SCOOP
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Or a bit or aorta or spinal column. I'm just saying...
I think chunks of brain scooped out with a large melon baller. The two round pale things on the grass below the head.

I want cake but all I have is a lousy banana.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-17-2005 02:40 PM
NFH SCOOP
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think chunks of brain scooped out with a large melon baller. The two round pale things on the grass below the head.

I want cake but all I have is a lousy banana.
http://www.laxandmandel.com/banana%20cake.JPG

How about banana cream pie? Mmmmmm.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 03:06 PM
NFH SCOOP
 
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
How about banana cream pie? Mmmmmm.
Make that chocolate mereignenenerteaerweaq (I can't spell that word) pie and I'm there.

But I prefer cake to pie.

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 03:17 PM
NFH SCOOP
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Make that chocolate mereignenenerteaerweaq (I can't spell that word) pie and I'm there.

But I prefer cake to pie.
For the record, I prefer whipped cream over beat eggs.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 03:25 PM
dtb, you have failed us
 
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html

Flinty_McFlint 05-17-2005 03:53 PM
NFH SCOOP
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
But I prefer cake to pie.
So I've heard. Oh wait, you said cake.

Shape Shifter 05-17-2005 03:56 PM
Newber Welcome
 
Let's all take a moment to welcome yet another Newber, abcdef. With a moniker like that, I'm confident that the overall post quality will increase significantly.

dtb 05-17-2005 03:57 PM
dtb, you have failed us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html
RP, I am shocked. This is a serious transgression; I will have to confer with the others, but I may have to ask for your badge, madam.

I heard about this abomination on the radio this morning while I was getting dressed, and nearly fell over while stepping into my pants. A dictionary sanctioning the INVENTION OF NEW WORDS?!? Why, it very nearly gave me the vapors (whatever that means).

In fact, when the broadcaster mentioned that "lingweenie" was a favored new word, I thought to myself (as a matter of fact, I think I even said it aloud -- though I was alone at the time...), "Huh -- well, that would be me, I guess."

Yes, I'm a lingweenie, and PROUD OF IT, dammit.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 04:01 PM
dtb, you have failed us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html
Hey, maybe next year. But they seem to consider the etymology. I think we should claim that the "cock" part of "recockulous" is from cockamamie -- we need to start getting the story straight now.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 04:03 PM
Star Wars
 
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.

dtb 05-17-2005 04:04 PM
dtb, you have failed us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, maybe next year. But they seem to consider the etymology. I think we should claim that the "cock" part of "recockulous" is from cockamamie -- we need to start getting the story straight now.
Sigh. I am powerless against recockulous.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 04:08 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
There must be young Star Wars nerds out there in need blow jobs. If not kicks in the head.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 04:08 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
Is this for the erswhile husband or the maybe-boyfriend? Or neither?

Mostly I just wanted to say erstwhile. As a little love note to the pretty lady. Or whoever that was w/erstwhile.

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 04:09 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
Sorry. I don't know what it's like by you, but I think it's the same as here. If you're not in line already, you're not getting in on Thursday. Sorry.

I was going to add, maybe if you flashed your tits, but then I remembered that these geeks are pretty much bullet proof.

Maybe if you show up in a Princess Leia outfit, some geek will want to sit next to you.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 04:10 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this for the erswhile husband or the maybe-boyfriend? Or neither?

Mostly I just wanted to say erstwhile. As a little love note to the pretty lady. Or whoever that was w/erstwhile.
the maybe-boyfriend wants to go. He is looking into how to get tickets, but I thought I would also try to find out.

The erstwhile husband and I are going to get together in a few weeks. No more anniversary talk and he sounds a lot happier today.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-17-2005 04:10 PM
DTB's a Lingweenie; DTB's a LINGWEENIE
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
RP, I am shocked. This is a serious transgression; I will have to confer with the others, but I may have to ask for your badge, madam.

I heard about this abomination on the radio this morning while I was getting dressed, and nearly fell over while stepping into my pants. A dictionary sanctioning the INVENTION OF NEW WORDS?!? Why, it very nearly gave me the vapors (whatever that means).

In fact, when the broadcaster mentioned that "lingweenie" was a favored new word, I thought to myself (as a matter of fact, I think I even said it aloud -- though I was alone at the time...), "Huh -- well, that would be me, I guess."

Yes, I'm a lingweenie, and PROUD OF IT, dammit.
I think they got the lingweenie definition wrong - I would define lingweenie as a language nerd, and think you will find ample evidence of its use in such form on the various conlang sites (start with www.lingweenie.net). You may well be a lingweenie, especially if you're the way you are about English in all your other languages, too.

bilmore 05-17-2005 04:12 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
A Bagginchile got the last four tix for the midnight release here about two weeks ago, so, if we're representative of the rest of the country, forget it.

ltl/fb 05-17-2005 04:13 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the maybe-boyfriend wants to go. He is looking into how to get tickets, but I thought I would also try to find out.

The erstwhile husband and I are going to get together in a few weeks. No more anniversary talk and he sounds a lot happier today.
How sweet. Glad to hear the erstwhile husband is happier. Happy is good.

ETA maybe str8 can hook you up.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 04:13 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sorry. I don't know what it's like by you, but I think it's the same as here. If you're not in line already, you're not getting in on Thursday. Sorry.

I was going to add, maybe if you flashed your tits, but then I remembered that these geeks are pretty much bullet proof.

Maybe if you show up in a Princess Leia outfit, some geek will want to sit next to you.
Well, my date seems to think he can get tickets today somehow. I guess I will leave it in his capable hands.

Not Bob 05-17-2005 04:14 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the maybe-boyfriend wants to go. He is looking into how to get tickets, but I thought I would also try to find out.

The erstwhile husband and I are going to get together in a few weeks. No more anniversary talk and he sounds a lot happier today.
Do they sell movie tickets online for a theater near you? Around here, some do and some don't.

The Not Bobette and I saw the last one at a midnight showing. There were some strange folk there, but it was kinda fun.

taxwonk 05-17-2005 04:16 PM
Rasslin'
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Have you ketchupped enough yet to be embarassed for this small-minded remark?
I'm not embarassed by the remark. It was funny in context. And if you think that I have any need whatsoever to prove my humanitarian cred, then go fuck a Cambodian midget wrestler.

taxwonk 05-17-2005 04:18 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
No, I haven't seen it yet, but I already know who "won". Is the scuttlebutt from your friend that Charlie is still with the chosen one, or is he back together with his gf from before the show?

I've got it tivo'd but I'm not even sure I want to waste 1 1/2 hours fast forwarding through it. Is it worth it since I already know the ending?
If you've been watching it to this point, an honest answer would be wasted on you.

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 04:22 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, my date seems to think he can get tickets today somehow. I guess I will leave it in his capable hands.
Good luck. And don't forget your Princess Leia outfit. Ross says it's a real turnon. (Friends, season 3, episode 1 )

I've also been told that there's an anti-Bush subtext - see if you see it.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 04:26 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good luck. And don't forget your Princess Leia outfit. Ross says it's a real turnon. (Friends, season 3, episode 1 )

I've also been told that there's an anti-Bush subtext - see if you see it.
hmm. Well, my maybe-boyfriend just got tickets for Thursday online. So maybe the people lining up are just lining up for the midnight showing.

Shape Shifter 05-17-2005 04:28 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good luck. And don't forget your Princess Leia outfit. Ross says it's a real turnon. (Friends, season 3, episode 1 )

I've also been told that there's an anti-Bush subtext - see if you see it.
C-3PO finally gets kicked out for a don't-ask-don't-tell violation?

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 04:34 PM
dtb, you have failed us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html
They spelt "woot" wrong.

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 04:35 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
Fandango.com is how I got my tickets.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 04:39 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
C-3PO finally gets kicked out for a don't-ask-don't-tell violation?
For the 100th time, just because a man is British doesn't mean he's gay, Hugh Grant and Prince Edward notwithstanding.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 04:40 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
For the 100th time, just because a man is British doesn't mean he's gay, Hugh Grant and Prince Charles notwithstanding.
My dad is British. I don't think he is gay.

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 04:40 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've also been told that there's an anti-Bush subtext - see if you see it.
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.



*Other than George Lucas, because, well, I'm his bitch.

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 04:42 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My dad is British. I don't think he is gay.
He's got a great talk show though.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ahamnorton.jpg
http://worldofwonder.net/images/grahamnorton.jpg
eta gold lame suit for rp.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-17-2005 04:43 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Well, my maybe-boyfriend just got tickets for Thursday online. So maybe the people lining up are just lining up for the midnight showing.
Tix are always available for guys with ginormous cocks.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 04:44 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My dad is British. I don't think he is gay.
Does he dress in head-to-toe gold lame?

SlaveNoMore 05-17-2005 04:45 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Replaced_Texan
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.



*Other than George Lucas, because, well, I'm his bitch.
Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Get over it.

Shape Shifter 05-17-2005 04:50 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Get over it.
Thanks. That saves me $8.50.

dtb 05-17-2005 04:51 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.



*Other than George Lucas, because, well, I'm his bitch.
Word to the wise, or in this case RT (sorry RT, I don't mean it -- it was just a humorous line I thought of whilst typing): don't read the NYT review of the movie. It doesn't give away any twists or anything, but it does talk about the subtext referenced in a prior post.

Not really a spoiler, but I'll put it in super-secret type anyway:

The NYT reviewer said it was by far the best of the three "new" Star Wars movies, and that only the acting (or in Hayden Christiansen's case, "acting") by the younger cast members left something to be desired.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 04:53 PM
Star Wars
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Get over it.
SPOILER SPACE PLEASE, ASSHOLE!


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