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RP -- you and I may be in trouble with this one. GWNC is quite a scrapper in the whole fist fight thing. We may have to double team her.

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Oh, well in that case, let's do it.

I was afraid there was twisting involved. I'm all for exploring the pleasure/pain connection, but I can't go for that.


(No-oh-oh, I can't go for that, can't go for that ... )

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I don't see how that would work given the lack of underlying musclature (or however that is spelled). Perhaps a picture?

And I need a diagram or chart of who is whom's (whom is who's?) internet bf/gf. You may want to delegate or pass that on to someone else -- I don't think it's really your area, correct?

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This sounds like one of those "better in theory than execution" things, much like magic shell.

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I used to have a running joke with a few buddies about something dog fuckers refer to as "The Knot." A few of our gfs/fiancees used to discuss some magazine or website about weddings called "The Knot." They had no idea "The Knot" had two very different meanings.

Google "The Knot" and the word "wedding." Then Google "The Knot" and the word "dog."

Made for some great double entendres.

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I actually heard the term from a very quick-witted girl who was in town staying with a girlfriend of a friend. At the end of the night:

Coltrane: "So, is it time for you two to go home and have a pillow fight?"

QW Girl [without batting an eye]: "No, nipple fights [while shaking her breasticles back and forth]. With honey."

Coltrane: [speechless]

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This gets tricky. One point of view is that Mr Man is not my internet boyfriend because we did not meet over the internet. One is that he is my internet boyfriend because after I introduced him to this place, he took on an internet persona here. The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

I believe the first option is correct, but reasonable minds may quibble. As you two met over the internet, I don't think option 1 is open to you. Thusly, RT is both your real life (if y'all are to be believed) and internet girlfriend.

If I knew latin, I'd throw some appropriate phrase in right here.

I assume parri passu is not appropriate. Damn.

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I own it. It was very popular amongst my friends in law school. I've actually eaten some of the recipes from it (never actually cooked anything myself) and they were very good. I thought the appeal was that most of the recipes have dead time built in (while you're marinating or something) during which you can have sex. Cooking and sex go together better than eating and sex.

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The girl knows her audience. Does she post here?

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2. Kitchen counters and tables.

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It needs some Dick to get you over the hump, eh?

Does soft-core do anything for any Woman here? I know you are not really sure of your opinions and all, but what is your instinct on this one? I'll get Spanky to let us know later what that means.

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Who is that very cute woman with the cooking show - she does a lot of Italian cuisine (if not exclusively Italian)? She is my TV girlfriend, although sometimes she seems a little bit stuck up.

ncs: is this soft-core enough for you?

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Or, ncs could be a gwnc sock because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have an internet girlfriend on the internet. I'm not sure where that leaves Mr. Man.

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I had a bet with someone once that it was number 3. Que sera sera.

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Nigella Lawson? (I don't know why I know this -- assuming this is the right person.)

ETA: TV girlfriend? That's an awesome concept. I can't think of one at the moment, but I will, dammit!

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Rachel Ray? I've never seen her show, but I have seen commericals and book covers with her pictues. She is cute.

eta (thanks, dtb) -- Nigella is cute, too. And I haven't seen her show, either, but I've seen her interviewed. I think she's British, and they sound stuck up even when they aren't.

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Were you in the Top Law School, Few Blowjobs crowd or the Inferior Law School, Sucked My Way Through Law School crowd? I need to know this in order to determine how much credibility your law school classmates have in this area.

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She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.

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Stop. dtb's head hurts.

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I knew I should have gone to Top Law School. My jaw still hurts.

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bullshit. I'm not in shape, I'm chubby....and hairy

Damn Damn Damn
 

The Three Stooges' send up of that is such a classic.

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Is she the one with the giant head and alligator arms?

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Giada De Laurentiis' Everyday Italian?

http://www.foodtv.com/food/show_ei/0...D_9958,00.html

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I had a bet it was a Penske sock. My suspicions were raised by the manly manliness of the masculine name (you might have need to compensate) and your avowed (albeit former?) crush on the pretty lady (she's my baby, and she makes me feel good, she's so fine!).

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I hate you. The first few sites that came up were about some kind of doggie dental floss. Then I found another one, and it was about bestiality. Talk about TUIMM.

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how's your credit? you are now in the running to be my internet boyfriend (assuming the position is not already filled by Mr Man).

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I only blew one guy while I was in Law School. It was a long dry spell. But my resume looks great, and no sticky stains!

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Fringey?

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That picture doesn't look exactly like her, but who else could it be?

And Coltrane, I never perceived those flaws in her, but if it is this Giada lady, I see what you're saying.

http://www.stpetetimes.com/2004/11/1...00004_1110.jpg

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Wasted effort at sucking up to me. You are going to have to go at least a week without being a total asshole troll you-know-where for sucking up to have any effect. I need to forget about your assholosity and trollishness.

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How did she drag that dish out to fill half an hour? What's next, making tea (with lemon)?

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I actually think it's the camera angle on her show. You are more than welcome to invite her into the foursome and fight her nipples with yours. With honey.

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did you pay up on that bet? If you want to get all semantic on them, I was a Mr. man sock. The french version.

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You are better than this Hank, notwithstanding the 200000th post thing.

Giada
 

I like Giada, but she, like Penelope Cruz, has an angles thing going on.

Link to three angles of Penelope.

Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

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It was only one part of the meal, so I was transfixed by that part of the program for about five minutes. I lingered over the fantasy in which she covered Coltrane's naked body with melon balls wrapped in prosciutto and she, dtb, gwnc, and I took turns eating them off him for another 25.

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oh oh oh!!! I saw that episode too. Everyday Italian or something like that. She is definitely cute.

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She makes a whole entire dinner, silly. That was just one part.

If she had done it for a whole hour, rp would be a big puddle on her couch. Or, would have been. But the couch wouldn't have been stained, apparently, so that's a plus.

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I'm sorry -- I can't choose a TV girlfriend; however, if movie stars are eligible, we all know who she is:

http://www.digitalhit.com/fest/tiff/.../d3-i-0089.jpg