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Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thanks. That saves me $8.50.
Jar jar gets gill herpes.

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Word to the wise, or in this case RT (sorry RT, I don't mean it -- it was just a humorous line I thought of whilst typing): don't read the NYT review of the movie. It doesn't give away any twists or anything, but it does talk about the subtext referenced in a prior post.

Not really a spoiler, but I'll put it in super-secret type anyway:

The NYT reviewer said it was by far the best of the three "new" Star Wars movies, and that only the acting (or in Hayden Christiansen's case, "acting") by the younger cast members left something to be desired.

I've avoided any and all reviews, though I did glance at the tomato ranking over at rottentomatoes.

Situation can return to normal after 2:00 am Thursday morning. I'll have seen what I need to see.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick. What if I look younger? I have a solid sized crank and a new modern haircut. The paycheck's allright and I'll never demand hummers when you're not in the mood...
Don't forget the free matched set of funbags!

Where is fake tit technology right now, anyway? Do you still get the nasty anchor scars around the nips, or have they done away with that hideousness?

andViolins 05-17-2005 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.



*Other than George Lucas, because, well, I'm his bitch.
The Boat sinks. But I don't think that you will have to listen to a godawful Celine Dion song for the next 9 months.

I'm the king of the world!

aV

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I see 20 year old chicks on th train and think, "Damn... I'd love to tap that..." Then I hear them talk and think "If they could only breed them without vocal cords..." I shudder when I think about how stupid I sounded at 20.

I assume you're trawling for late 20s guys. I can't imagine it'd be easy to screw around with a low 20s cat. You could hit it a few times, but eventually, you'd have to talk to it for a while...
I was hitting a low twenties cat last fall. I think I was able to hit it three or four times before I said, "out". I am not sure if it was his inability to clean up after himself, or his anti-american humor stance (he was south african). But that night when he brought over cheap wine, then hit my spendy stuff and started dissing Lewis Black and Jon Stewart, that was when I knew that the low twenties cat could not be hit any more and that it was time to tap some strange in a 28 to 32.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*

*except for the bank account
How are you on the cusp of a large penis?

Not Bob 05-17-2005 05:12 PM
Et tu, Jar-Jar?
 
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Originally posted by andViolins
The Boat sinks. But I don't think that you will have to listen to a godawful Celine Dion song for the next 9 months.

I'm the king of the world!

aV
The political subtext was in the last movie, too, as we saw the Senate (with Jar-Jar casting the deciding vote, IIRC) voting to give the chancellor special emergency powers.

But I think of it more in the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire kind of way than in a Michael Moore-ish USA PATRIOT Act kinda way.

Not Bob 05-17-2005 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How are you on the cusp of a large penis?
Sequels is a dude?

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sequels is a dude?
Coltrane couldn't keep a cat with a big crank happy- it would throw off his stride on the 10 mile training runs.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:16 PM
Welcome my friends to the threat that never ends
 
OK, I have a new nomination for worst song ever. Oh, jesus, I already forgot its name. But its late eighties/early nineties Rod Stewart, after Young Turks (his last decnet tune) and its No More Lonely Nights/We Built This City caliber. Can anyone come up with it or do I have to look it up?


I also heard "Father FIgure" by Geroge Michael. Exactly what is that song about?

I have such a love/hate relationship with the lite fm radio station on my alarm clock. I found myself enjoying Cool Night by Paul Davis.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How are you on the cusp of a large penis?
Now that I think of it, I suppose "cusp" was the wrong word.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-17-2005 05:19 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does he dress in head-to-toe gold lame?
All the time. Does that mean anything?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane couldn't keep a cat with a big crank happy- it would throw off his stride on the 10 mile training runs.
Running humor never works, Hank. Especially if it makes no sense.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:22 PM
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http://academic.scranton.edu/student...OL2/Squirl.JPG

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-17-2005 05:23 PM
Welcome my friends to the threat that never ends
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, I have a new nomination for worst song ever. Oh, jesus, I already forgot its name. But its late eighties/early nineties Rod Stewart, after Young Turks (his last decnet tune) and its No More Lonely Nights/We Built This City caliber. Can anyone come up with it or do I have to look it up?
.
Forever young? For. Ever. You-uh-uh-ung.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Running humor never works, Hank. Especially if it makes no sense.
I think what Hank was trying to say, Coltrane, is that if you were taking a gigantic crank up your nonmantrapping hole, you might be running a little funny.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-17-2005 05:23 PM
DTB's a Lingweenie; DTB's a LINGWEENIE
 
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think they got the lingweenie definition wrong - I would define lingweenie as a language nerd, and think you will find ample evidence of its use in such form on the various conlang sites (start with www.lingweenie.net). You may well be a lingweenie, especially if you're the way you are about English in all your other languages, too.
This post puts you in the all inclusive "weenie" category, weenie.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-17-2005 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now that I think of it, I suppose "cusp" was the wrong word.
Maybe if you pronounced the "s" more distinctly.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://academic.scranton.edu/student...OL2/Squirl.JPG
Uh, newber. That is the infamous Sacky Squirrel, aka, The Best Poster Ever. If we are nice to Lester, he might post the moving version of Sacky.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All the time. Does that mean anything?
Maybe to Shape Shifter. It's his bias.

This reminds me of the girl in my high school who wore head-to-toe gold lamé to my senior prom (she was very early blooming freshman). Dress, shoes, purse, manicure, pedicure, eye shadow, lipstick, the woiks, all without a hint of irony. She's now a court reporter on LI with three kids and a McMansion and gravity-defying boobs.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:26 PM
Welcome my friends to the threat that never ends
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Forever young? For. Ever. You-uh-uh-ung.
THATS IT! You win a neti pot. Its kinda gross but you will be a new woman.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think what Hank was trying to say, Coltrane, is that if you were taking a gigantic crank up your nonmantrapping hole, you might be running a little funny.
Ahhh. Posted by Hank. Clarified by Paigow.


Pronoun confusion.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Uh, newber. That is the infamous Sacky Squirrel, aka, The Best Poster Ever. If we are nice to Lester, he might post the moving version of Sacky.
From when? There weren't avatars on the Stalin Board, were there?

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
From when? There weren't avatars on the Stalin Board, were there?
No, someone else is using that one here, and I can't remember who it is. But it's not nutcase.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:29 PM
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gravity-defying boots.
This is how I initially read this. I was extremely jealous.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is how I initially read this. I was extremely jealous.
Are you sure you're not gay?

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
From when? There weren't avatars on the Stalin Board, were there?
Well, it is true, avatars weren't invented yet back inthe early days of the Stalin board, before you were born. But one could upload pics to a file on the boards. That, with a descriptive name that matches the picture sort of served as the early avatar. Sort of like what Atari is to Sony Playstation.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:31 PM
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No, someone else is using that one here, and I can't remember who it is. But it's not nutcase.

Maybe I blacked out for a few months. Shit, now that I'm 30, I'm stumbling down Sebby Street. Pretty soon I'll stop liking blow jobs.


I won't beat off in public for less than $500k.

Replaced_Texan 05-17-2005 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you sure you're not gay?
No. he was just paying attention to the re: line.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you sure you're not gay?
That comment was much more nerdy than gay. Boots that defy gravity?


Do you think we'll be able to breathe underwater in the year 2000?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, it is true, avatars weren't invented yet back inthe early days of the Stalin board, before you were born. But one could upload pics to a file on the boards. That, with a descriptive name that matches the picture sort of served as the early avatar. Sort of like what Atari is to Sony Playstation.
What's Atari?

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 05:34 PM
Britney update
 
The new obnoxious advertising medium in the city is flashing led signs atop taxis, ala baseball/basketball/football scoreboards.
I am reminded by the taxi in front of Chipotle (shut up Ty) that Britney's new reality show starts tonight on UPN and that she and Federline will be on Ellen today.

Paigow, please watch this and report back tomorrow.

Not Bob 05-17-2005 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This reminds me of the girl in my high school who wore head-to-toe gold lamé to my senior prom (she was very early blooming freshman). Dress, shoes, purse, manicure, pedicure, eye shadow, lipstick, the woiks, all without a hint of irony. She's now a court reporter on LI with three kids and a McMansion and gravity-defying boobs.
From the little I know of LI, I would say that irony is not terribly big there. (Except for a few hipster neighborhoods in Brooklyn and certain parts of the Hamptons in the summer.)

I should note that when I was in Mineola for a depo a few months ago, I fell in love several times at Roosevelt Field.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-17-2005 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.
Anakin succumbs to the dark side of the force and becomes Darth Vader. Darth Vader is Luke and Lea's father. It's true.

TM

eta: Fucking slave.

Shape Shifter 05-17-2005 05:36 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Anakin succumbs to the dark side of the force and becomes Darth Vader. Darth Vader is Luke and Lea's father. It's true.

TM
Thanks. That just saved me $8.50.

Flinty_McFlint 05-17-2005 05:37 PM
Britney update
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The new obnoxious advertising medium in the city is flashing led signs atop taxis, ala baseball/basketball/football scoreboards.
I am reminded by the taxi in front of Chipotle (shut up Ty) that Britney's new reality show starts tonight on UPN and that she and Federline will be on Ellen today.

Paigow, please watch this and report back tomorrow.
I thought that Ellen only liked chicks.

paigowprincess 05-17-2005 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That comment was much more nerdy than gay. Boots that defy gravity?


Do you think we'll be able to breathe underwater in the year 2000?
Was it turning thirty that finally made you propse to Sequels? I knew a guy who was shacked up with a gal for like six years and the big three oh is what did it for him.

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I should note that when I was in Mineola for a depo a few months ago, I fell in love several times at Roosevelt Field.
"depo" as shorthand is 10 years old on the coasts. if this was part of the Podunk schtick then whiff, but otherwise, update Bob.

robustpuppy 05-17-2005 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That comment was much more nerdy than gay. Boots that defy gravity?

2000?
I pictured you green with envy over boom chicka's gold lamé gravity-defying boots.

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Was it turning thirty that finally made you propse to Sequels? I knew a guy who was shacked up with a gal for like six years and the big three oh is what did it for him.
Did he ever tell the story of the proposal? Was anything special?


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