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baltassoc

08-17-2005 04:47 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was only one part of the meal, so I was transfixed by that part of the program for about five minutes. I lingered over the fantasy in which she covered Coltrane's naked body with melon balls wrapped in prosciutto and she, dtb, gwnc, and I took turns eating them off him for another 25.

How'd she keep them from rolling off? Toothpicks?

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 04:48 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had a bet it was a Penske sock. My suspicions were raised by the manly manliness of the masculine name (you might have need to compensate) and your avowed (albeit former?) crush on the pretty lady (she's my baby, and she makes me feel good, she's so fine!).

I didn't get the uber-masculine moniker either when he came up with it. And I don't think he has anything to compensate for (other than, perhaps, too good of a credit rating for my tastes), but he said that his usual moniker on the other boards he posts to (music gear boards, he tells me, though I've never visited) is "Mr [real first name]" and the Mr Man thing was because people are such anonymity freaks here.

I think I just violated my internet dating rule number 3. sorry, balt. If you want, I'll send him an e-mail and require him to come here and explain for himself.

Hank Chinaski

08-17-2005 04:48 PM

Damn Damn Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, but I think I finished Billy Budd. Or maybe I saw the movie.

that's the movie with One Tin Soldier and all the karate fighting, right?

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:49 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This gets tricky. One point of view is that Mr Man is not my internet boyfriend because we did not meet over the internet. One is that he is my internet boyfriend because after I introduced him to this place, he took on an internet persona here. The third point of view is that he is actually an ncs sock that I created because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have a boyfriend on the internet.

I believe the first option is correct, but reasonable minds may quibble. As you two met over the internet, I don't think option 1 is open to you. Thusly, RT is both your real life (if y'all are to be believed) and internet girlfriend.

If I knew latin, I'd throw some appropriate phrase in right here.

I assume parri passu is not appropriate. Damn.

I disagree. Meeting on the internet is irrelevant.

When you have an internet boyfriend, he is your boyfriend only on the internet. Kind of like how Hank is 6'11" on the internet.

Once your internet boyfriend and you meet in real life and become actual boyfriend and girlfriend, he becomes your real life boyfriend. Now, he may still be your internet boyfriend, if there's a community of people who still think of you that way.

So, by way of example, balt is RT's real-life boyfriend. He is not, nor was he ever, her internet boyfriend, because none of us knew he was her boyfriend until he really was.

On the other hand, let's assume for a moment that dtb and Shifter have never really met. But they are boyfriend and girlfriend on the internet only. He is her internet boyfriend. Should they ever take their relationship into the real world, he could, ostensibly, become her real boyfriend.

Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:49 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

I can see this. Like I said, she's very sexy, but doesn't do it for me because she's too earthy and maternal to be same-sex sexy.

Maybe Woman doesn't want to be mothered in bed?

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 04:51 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I like Giada, but she, like Penelope Cruz, has an angles thing going on.

Link to three angles of Penelope.

Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

I'm with you on the Penelope thing, but this is a controversal stance as you know. Nice job flitting by to start a TM flame war.

Penske_Account

08-17-2005 04:52 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

"Lover" is a much better term.

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:52 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
"Lover" is a much better term.

I'm working up to "guy I fuck".

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 04:54 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

What is the alternative?

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:54 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

Not if he's 19.

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 04:54 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

Sure, it is ridiculous for Woman your age to say it. Thankfully gwnc and I are still in the age-appropriate range for the term.

ZING!!!

sebastian_dangerfield

08-17-2005 04:55 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Nigella Lawson?

I want to bang her. For some reason, I've always found her really hot.

dtb	08-17-2005 04:56 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I disagree. Meeting on the internet is irrelevant.

When you have an internet boyfriend, he is your boyfriend only on the internet. Kind of like how Hank is 6'11" on the internet.

Once your internet boyfriend and you meet in real life and become actual boyfriend and girlfriend, he becomes your real life boyfriend. Now, he may still be your internet boyfriend, if there's a community of people who still think of you that way.

So, by way of example, balt is RT's real-life boyfriend. He is not, nor was he ever, her internet boyfriend, because none of us knew he was her boyfriend until he really was.

On the other hand, let's assume for a moment that dtb and Shifter have never really met. But they are boyfriend and girlfriend on the internet only. He is her internet boyfriend. Should they ever take their relationship into the real world, he could, ostensibly, become her real boyfriend.

Wow. You have given this a lot of thought. Do you think you could put together a handbook for the uninitiated?

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

You should leave this part out, though. "Boyfriend" is timeless.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 04:56 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm working up to "guy I fuck".

Ok, fine, but what if you want to distinguish one guy from all the guys you fuck? "#1 guy I fuck" doesn't have a very good ring to it, plus it's ambiguous.

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:56 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sure, it is ridiculous for Woman your age to say it. Thankfully gwnc and I are still in the age-appropriate range for the term.

ZING!!!

Bitch.

btw, I am almost finished with Little Children. It's very good, although it's freaking me out a little. Thanks for the rec.

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 04:57 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, fine, but what if you want to distinguish one guy from all the guys you fuck? "#1 guy I fuck" doesn't have a very good ring to it, plus it's ambiguous.

What about "# 1 Super Guy I fuck"?

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 04:57 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Wow. You have given this a lot of thought. Do you think you could put together a handbook for the uninitiated?

You should leave this part out, though. "Boyfriend" is timeless.

The things I think about when I am on the treadmill....

Jack Manfred

08-17-2005 04:57 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm with you on the Penelope thing, but this is a controversal stance as you know. Nice job flitting by to start a TM flame war.

I do what I can. I've been busy with my real-life girlfriend that I met on the internet, so I've apparently got an opening for an internet girlfriend.

Penske_Account

08-17-2005 04:58 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm working up to "guy I fuck".

Exactly, and "lover" is a stepping stone to that. In polite conversation, like with clients, you use lover, as in "oh, I can't turn around your document tonight, I have a previous engagement with my lover". Once you have weirded them out with that a few times, jumping up to "chick I fuck" actually is a relief for them to hear.

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 04:58 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Bitch.

btw, I am almost finished with Little Children. It's very good, although it's freaking me out a little. Thanks for the rec.

Glad you liked it. I've been meaning to buy other Perotta books, but haven't gotten around to it. Perhaps an amazon.com project for later today?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-17-2005 04:58 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about "# 1 Super Guy I fuck"?

#1 with a bullet?

Penske_Account

08-17-2005 04:58 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is the alternative?

Lover. Is it louver in Canada?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-17-2005 04:59 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can see this. Like I said, she's very sexy, but doesn't do it for me because she's too earthy and maternal to be same-sex sexy.

Maybe Woman doesn't want to be mothered in bed?

yet your description today has made her exactly the opposite in my mind.

I'll stare at the pics and not watch the show. And make some melon balls.

Mmmm, prosciutto.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-17-2005 05:00 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Lover. Is it louver in Canada?

French Canada. Elsewhere it's lovre.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-17-2005 05:00 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Mind the italian sausage filled with sauce.

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 05:00 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about "# 1 Super Guy I fuck"?

I like this one best of all.

Seriously, didn't we have this conversation like 3 weeks ago? Didn't paigow propose "paramour"?

I do not have a good answer to this problem, and will probably still go with boyfriend, when it comes down to it.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 05:01 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about "# 1 Super Guy I fuck"?

Good, but still ambiguous. Is he just #1 of the evening and #2 will arrive when he leaves? Is he #1, as in the best? Is he the #1 of all the Super Guys? Is he Super and the others are not?

robustpuppy

08-17-2005 05:01 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
yet your description today has made her exactly the opposite in my mind.

I'll stare at the pics and not watch the show. And make some melon balls.

Mmmm, prosciutto.

Oh, I was talking about Nigella.

Hank Chinaski

08-17-2005 05:01 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Lover. Is it louver in Canada?

No. it would be lover/amoureux

dtb	08-17-2005 05:02 PM

This could be you

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mind the italian sausage filled with sauce.

No. Not at all. Oh. That wasn't a question?

Shape Shifter

08-17-2005 05:03 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

So if we met, we'd have to break up on the internet?

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 05:03 PM

Giada

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I do what I can. I've been busy with my real-life girlfriend that I met on the internet, so I've apparently got an opening for an internet girlfriend.

Huh. It seems I have an opening for an internet boyfriend as well. How's your credit?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 05:03 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No. it would be lover/amoureux

That's just in New Brunswick.*

*joke that only str8 will get. Yay!

bold_n_brazen

08-17-2005 05:04 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So if we met, we'd have to break up on the internet?

I'm afraid I'm already spoken for. On the internet anyway.

notcasesensitive

08-17-2005 05:05 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm afraid I'm already spoken for. On the internet anyway.

I've never heard him speak for you. He's shy?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-17-2005 05:08 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's just in New Brunswick.*

*joke that only str8 will get. Yay!

North Jersey?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-17-2005 05:09 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
North Jersey?

<sigh>

Hank Chinaski

08-17-2005 05:09 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wasted effort at sucking up to me. You are going to have to go at least a week without being a total asshole troll you-know-where for sucking up to have any effect. I need to forget about your assholosity and trollishness.

\

the sig line should knock 3 days off that sentence.

Hank Chinaski

08-17-2005 05:10 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
North Jersey?

Duh.

They're Canadian. I think it's a bowling joke.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-17-2005 05:10 PM

Question for GWNC

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I like this one best of all.

Seriously, didn't we have this conversation like 3 weeks ago? Didn't paigow propose "paramour"?

I do not have a good answer to this problem, and will probably still go with boyfriend, when it comes down to it.

Pesnke's right. This is all too semantic.

Paramour is awful. Boyfriend is fine at any age under 57. After 57, its "companion," because we don't want to think about you two fucking.

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