Terrell Owens
 

To throw a fit because she hasn't called?

Quick question: Is this one of your more favored strip clubs?

If the answer is yes, I'd wait a few days for her to cool off before stopping by again. I'd hate to think of a restraining order standing between you and Spanky and that hot stripper action.

Terrell Owens
 

Huh. When I was in law school, I worked for the Houston Area Women's Center, and we spent a lot of time fighting with the city over the stupid licensure ordinances that they were trying to impose on people who work in sexually oriented businesses. The city wanted the dancers to wear their licenses at all times, which included real name, address, etc. They were unimpressed with our arguments that they were giving stalkers all sorts of information. I talked with a lot of women about the men that fall in love in those clubs. I shouldn't be so surprised to meet one on-line. Hell, I already know Sidd.

Terrell Owens
 

What kind of model works as a cocktail waitiress at a strip club? "Ping! Pow! On the day shift, no less. Which one? I sense a GA outing in the works.

So Spanky went to a strip club during the day? Did he enjoy the buffet? Did he shave and cut off his mullet?

Terrell Owens
 

You have a mission.

Jerk-O-Meter
 

Maybe Spanky will have better luck with (any future) telephone calls (before the R/O) to the Serbian stripper if he gets him one of these:

Link to story

Terrell Owens
 

Why? Because cocktail waitresses in strip clubs are always sincere and never say whatever their sucke...er...customers want to hear in exchange for tips?

TM

Terrell Owens
 

No, I was making fun of Spanky because in a normal situation, going to her place of business is just crazy and stupid. But in this instance, shit, it's par for the course, and not that crazy or stupid. Caveat emptor Serbian Woman.

Terrell Owens
 

Where is Spanky anyway? I want to know if he called her again since she pleaded for him not to walk out of her life right now. Do you suppose he is at the strip club right now?

Terrell Owens
 

Why so cynical? Can't you just be happy for the Spankster?

Terrell Owens
 

Maybe there is a video surveillance camera type thing at this joint? With sound would be ideal. I so want to hear the ribbing she received after Spanky left yesterday. You know the strippers were giving her shit about it. I'd even allow the men of the FB to keep the video portion and I'd make due just with sound. Damn.

Tell us more. This literally gets better and better.

Terrell Owens
 

Heed the voice of experience.

Terrell Owens
 

I think Michael Caine shoudl play Spanky now. Don't you?

Terrell Owens
 

If you think that's great, I am consulting with a super secret partner to bring you an even better production, one full of intrigue, conflict, sex and hip music. Stay tuned.

Terrell Owens
 

Duh, 'cause Spanky didn't take his smoove advice.

Terrell Owens
 

It is actually just as crazy and stupid. Except that she'll probably get into the good graces of the strippers (who have all been through this numerous times, natch) as a result. On the plus side, she has likely had good training on how to keep the Spankster just interested enough to come back. She just needs him to stop with the ultimatums now.

And the trips to the jewelry store might help. Gifts with low intrinsic value? Not so much.