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Do you think she let him do that? In a car?

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My favorite line describing one of the runner-up bad covers, was "the woman on the cover just shot her husband and now (smoking gun still in hand) is about to ravish her young lover, who thinks that this is all totally groovy."

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You know I love your series "Cooking with ncs in her firm's kitchen" but this sounds like a very weak subsitute for sitting in a ski lodge with a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps.

I think I am gonna dust some cup a soup vergetable flavor powder over the microwave popcorn and pretend my computer is a bit mulitplex screen.

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The non-grasper would be me. And I was hoping to help any interpreter out; the comment wasn't directed at you. After all, how many horses use Suave on their manes?

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I think I'm going to go with the "hearse" suggestion as the only real explanation there.

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I think I've figured out this cover. She is halfway in the trunk - I don't know why, but presume the novel will explain -- and he has stopped giving her oral pleasure because he was suddenly gripped by severe intestinal pain -- which, along with the rash on his arm, we presume will be explained in the novel. As having been caused by a food allergy. To a food prepared for him by trunk lady.

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I recall that someone posted a link to the Disney orgy a while back. Boing Boing posted a color version here.

spree: color cartoon orgy

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Well, if that's what you want. But I think Thurgreed has something completely different planned.

fyi, you've been a little bitchy recently. Lighten up.

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I am unfamiliar with what hearses look like on the inside -- what is he leaning up against? Because it looks like he's lying across a seat, but it's in the middle of the damn vehicle.

Maybe it's a captain's chair like in a conversion van.

I am having fond memories of a funnier bilmore explaining what a "conversion van" is to me, oh so long ago. Sniff.

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I want cake. But all I have is a lousy banana.

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60/40-split, rear-folding seats. Take it to the gadgets board.

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Mmmm, necrophilia...

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Yeah. Corvette sales have nothing to do with that. We just finally get good garage space.

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Really? I thought I have been a little less bitchy lately.

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What are the AI odds now? IS Carrie still predicted to win bc I dont think so. How do i get in on that action?

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I'd bet Bo to win if they were on The Contender.

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This is close, but it's clear that there are two women - the one with the hands and with the legs can't be the same.

I think he pleasured her poorly and she has now decided to sqeeze the life out of him with her bare legs, and he can't fight it because legs' woman's friend is holding him and pleasuring him.

One of the women is dressed in black vinyl, which you see in the foreground.

And it is all happening in a hearse or in a trunk.

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I dunno. Carrie is from horse slaughter country. they build em rednex pretty tough out ther.e

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Ahhh Corvettes. The apex of white-trashedness.

Why so many horsepower? Because their so heavy and inefficient that they need it to be 3/4 as quick as their european counterparts.

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You're too dumb to make this judgment.

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I would like your summary of the following cars:

• Cadillac with whitewalls and chrome or gold rims.
• Honda Accord, lowered, with a large-opening muffler
• Trans-Am, with gold eagle on the hood.
• Lexus convertible

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Bo has the clear advantage in power and reach. This could be countered by footwork and movement, neither of which are Carrie's strongpoints - she just stands there and belts away. Bo would knock her out in 3.

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Easy. Take another look at the angle. It's MR's autobiography.

TM

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I would prefer Sebby's. Coltrane is forever young.

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You're too dumb to make this judgment

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Not lame at all. PotD!

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Oh deer lowad, you're right.

What about the hand?

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Or whatever those blood catching diapers are called. And I don't know why.

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1. Pimp daddy
2. 2 fast 2 stupid
3. Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
4. Mrs. Robinson

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this is the stupidest exchange ever. Go back to Yahoo or whereever you are from, these boards are for lawyers not hs kids.

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Got that not so fresh feeling?
Maybe that's why you've been so bitchy. PMS.

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It wasn't funny when Not Bob posted it.

Do you even read these boards?

TM

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this gives me a newfound respect for the Norwegian Army.

(spree: music, motion pictures, etc.)

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I never thought I'd see the day that Ty would direct me to an adult content website. Or so says my net-nanny.

Stupid IT nazis.

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MR told the artist to change the first image of him eating her out because it just didn't ring true. Then he and editors got so excited about the rimming, that they didn't even notice it.

TM

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You wound me. Not even a little bit funny?

Sniff. How about a little haiku?

Nine in a row? Wow.
Yanks get back to .500
Cashman gets to live

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Mine does! (Well, I use it on him -- he's not really flexible enough to lather it with his own hooves.)

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New, or used?

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There may be adult content elsewhere on that site, but not on the page I linked, alas.