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I thought he was doing better earlier when he was copying other people's posts and Gilligans. Alas, It looks like that built his confidence back up.

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After a very tedious Apprentice season (who watched after BLoated Slave was fired?), it insults its viewers by dragging the finale out over three Thursdays and now its relying on two Apprentices in the fall? I think Trump is aobut to get fired.

And "Thick and thin" about a former Fat's struggles to stay thin? That sounds funny, except that I live this daily on IM and it is rpetty unfunny and uninteresting. Obsession and anorexia are not good times.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/16/bu...a/16front.html

It smells like feminine pads in my office
 

New.

I think it may be linked to my secretary's perfume. Ode to Summer's Eve?

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Why are you taking her side again?

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NFH has been kicking her ass, i figure she needs a friend.

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I thought those things used vinegar. Which is a good thing to know if you bring back take out salad and realize they forgot the dressing.

"Oh, Katherine, could you come here... I need a favor..."

I'm willing to bet nowehere, anywhere on this earth, has anyone ever turned to anyone and said "Excuse me, I'm out of salad dressing. You look like you douche. You wouldn't happen to have an extra bottle of the vinegar kind handy, would you?"

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Punch "anorexic" and "beauty pageant" or "centerfold" into Google. Good time, indeed...

Or try "Goatse" in Google image search or "tubgirl" in google or dogpile.com image search.

Spree Warning - Consider the source. If you punch these in at work, you probably needed to be fired for various reasons.

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What's the matter, Sebastian? It seems like every night you come home from work and start posting inanities here. I thought you went to the gym every night to run in place for 45 minutes at a reasonably fast pace and then enjoy an eggwhite omelette with black beans and salsa with the wife? Has something gone terribly awry?

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Sometimes, I'm very, very glad that you grace us with your presence. No other person in the world would have given us this gem.

When I'm rich and famous, I'll mention you in an acceptance speech somewhere.

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1. Classic comedy. Thumbs up.
2. Mullet wagon.
3. See #1. Excellent ice breaker.
4. Impotent middle aged "Golf dad."

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The late nite material is drunken rambling. I'm not home yet.

Its 30 min cardio, 20 min weight stuff. Lately, its been suateed spinach in peanut sauce and sesame oil, lox/sushi/tuna or some other meat, soy shake, beer/wine and/or vodka in fruit shake. Bagged the black beans about a year ago.

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I have questions.

1) Is this all in one meal?
2) Do you eat the same thing every night?
3) Is roast beef "some other meat"?
4) Wouldnt rum be better in a fruit shake?
5) Why did you give up black beans?

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I am seriously thinking of upchucking my latte and fudge oatmeal thingy at the thought of beer in a fruit shake.

On the other hand, I almost kind of want to do weights. So I think I'm coming out ahead, overall.

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1. No, but I'm lazy and bad with usage of "and/or."
2. Spinach, yes. I eat like a bag of the shit a day (do not tell me its bad for me... I don't care). And I eat a tremendous amount of lox. Keeps me nice and parched. I throw in a good bit of asparagus as well, and I also eat a mango if they're around. And I eat a lot of peanuts and peanut butter if its around. I also enjoy fresh bruschetta from the package (hate bread).
3. I eat the roast beef. And sometimes I have roast beef for dinner.
4. I don't buy rum because whatever rum can do, Ketel One can do better, with less morning headache.
5. I didn't. I just don't eat them during the week anymore. They bloat me.

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Beer in a fruit shake? Never.

If you want to get lit quickly before dinner, buy one of those Odwalla blueberry B-Vitamin shakes and mix it with equal parts Hangar One or Ketel one and Red Bull until you finish the shake and the red bull (should get three 16 or so oz drinks out of the mix). That provides a nice primer before dinner and picks you up and makes you feel pretty damn good. And its healthy.

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I am not someone who keeps hard liquor in the house bc I don't drink it unless I am at a bar. I do however drink wine on a near daily basis. So the othe day, a friend tells me that she is drinking more vodka bc it dosnt have sugar in it and she is trying to lose weight. So I started thinking about buying a bottle of ketel one instead of drinking wine bc it was less sugary so I woudl sleep better at night. But I stopped myself bc I thought that reasoning sounded like the reasoning of an alcoholic.

That said, I think a vodka and pineapple juice sounds delicious.

Oh, and men should never use the word bloated to desribe themselves. ITs a PMS phenomenon. A feminine word in the gross sense.

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If it's equal parts of three things, and you are getting 3 16 oz drinks, you are getting 16 oz of vodka -- no wonder you are lit.

Oh, wait, you probably eat with other people.

Maybe I will lift a drink or three when I get home, in lieu of the weights.

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The greyhound is always there to be re-discovered.

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Hmm. Sounds disgusting but I will give it the official empirical college try (after taking a few Chasers for safety purposes).

Will beat my feeble attempt at making cosmetically presentable Black and Tans last night out of the Guiness/Bass 32 oz bottles.

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My favorite thing about your current habit of telling us what we are not allowed to post in reply to your posts is that 90% of your "don't tell me an avocado is not a vegetable" things are completely nonsensical. I am amazed that you manage to think through that many permutations of potential replies to get to the hypothetical "eating a lot of spinach isn't good for you" post.


Ps. peanut sauce isn't good for you
Pps. unless you think that the type of fat contained in raw nuts is useful to your diet; I guess the verdict is still out on that one
Ppss. in any event, I agree that it is quite tasty
Whatever comes next. I eat a ton of lox too
Etc. I am feeling a bit bloated AND I had black beans last night

Hmm.

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Ice. Sorry for the poor writing.

NCS: Peanuts are good for you. If they aren't, I'm fucked. I injest insane amounts of peanut and olive oil. Keeps my coat shiny.

PP: Re "bloated," exxxactly.

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Needs something else like cran. Just a few of these bad boys and you get the equivalent of Sebby's Odwalla blueberry red bull vodka fiasco.

Greyhound

1 1/4 oz. Vodka, Grapefruit juice

Build in a Highball glass

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Since you didnt tell me not to tell you, peanuts do contain a toxin in a very small amount that can add up if enough peanuts are eaten.

As for spinach, I don't know why the macrobiotic people won't eat it but otherwise I imagine its safe.

I fear that I will never be able to eat black beans again without the word bloated going through my head.

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Or have sex in the kitchen without the same affect. Enjoy the memories in your spinsterhood.

The new Lindsey
 

Now

http://www.packmule.org/tenp/lohan.skel.01.jpg

And before eating disorder.

http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/pho...han_bikini.jpg

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I'll only drink the vodka if I had too much of scotch or wine one night and too much of the other the night before. I say that because maybe I'm wrong, but vodka is best (hangover-wise) straight w/o juice and certainly w/o blueberry shakes. Red bull? Do you still have a job?

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A chick at the local Whole Foods just spied me with a Diet Coke and said "hey, we don't sell that... thats technically unhealthy."

I smiled and said, "That organic thing is bullshit. You know that. I just eat here because the food is fresh and better quality."

I'm not sure, but I think she may have been a bit offended. Serves the organic crowd right... that whole mode of thinking is such heaping, stinking horseshit. Its like these waterheads who believe you can cure cancer by aligning your shakras properly, or that you can tell a person's digestive health by looking at a spot below his tongue outlined in s 5th century Chinese herbal medicine text.

Why do people have to have a messagee to glom onto, or some "mode" of thinking to believe in. Why do they have to develop a set of beliefs to guide them? What the fuck ever happened to just being your goddamned self and letting common sense dictate for you? I hate people who are enthralled with any movement or groupthink. I want to start a group to combat them. We could go to protests and hold signs which say "Try getting laid instead of [piercing your eyelid] or [joining an evangelical church]!"

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Anakin becomes Darth Vader. So there. Pthhhhpt.

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Is this the 2 minute trailer for the next full 2 hour rant over at the AMC Blogoplex?

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Given that ranting is the message/"mode" of thinking you have glommed onto, this amuses me.

Go fuck your wife or someone.

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You just saved SS $8.50.

TM

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You felt wearing blue jeans was a rejection of the conformity of grey suits, but you don't realize that your blue jeans are every bit as much a uniform. At least the Whole Foods ladt realizes she is part of a cult.

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Graham Norton is Irish, not British.
Irish everywhere are offended.

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You are dumbest. He is grasping his abdomen -- with his own hand -- because of the GI pain. The femininity of the hand will also be explained in the novel.

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I don't wear jeans much anymore because I've lost my favorite pair of really broken in ones, which I had forever, and I can't break new ones in. The ones I have I don't like, largely because they're not as broken in as the ones I lost. Its a fucking horrible catch 22.

Worse, my favorite stone colored pants developed a hole in the crotch last week. I reached down, grasped the fabric to scratch my balls, and the fabric tore. Tiny little one inch tear, but for a commando person, that could be disatrous. I had to walk gingerlky for the remainder of the day. I want to get them fixed, but I don't know how. You can't seamlessly repair a crotch tear in light stone summerweight trousers.

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I have a funny feeling that if T.S. Eliot were alive, he would be writing about this. Are you sure you're channelling the right dead writer?

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Have you been to Toast for breakfast? I kind of want to try it this weekend, but am worried about having to wait a long time.

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Where (or when) is a movie $8.50?

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I vote for before. Definitely. "After" looks like someone photoshopped her head on McCauley Culkin's body.

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Why do you think that's so? Could it be b/c the fruits/vegetables are not grown with pesticides (linked to cancer)? Or the meat is not injected with steriods or antibiotics? Or do you trust companies like Monsanto to not put anything unsafe on your veggies?

It's just so fucking expensive. It's cheaper for me to go out on Lake Michigan, troll for king salmon all day and land a 15-pounder then it is to buy it at Whole Foods.