NBC is really fucking stupid
 

I gauge it by the quality of the lox. A good food store has good quality and assortmeent of lox (and all fish for that matter). Whole Foods has a great assortment of wild and farm raised lox. And the pre-cooked foods (which is what I have for dinner almost every night) is much better than anything else available. I'm the sort of person who wants a little bit of everything on the menu. WF is the only place where I can do that right at the deli counter.

Poor lox selection is a deal killer for me. What drives me nuts here in Philly is that there's not a good NY quality Jewish deli in the whole fucking city. The Jews in this town have really let this slide. Deplorable.

I don't care about $ when it comes to good food. You eat bad shit, you'll feel like shit.

Star Wars
 

Lucas decided to cast a lot of brazillians? Does this explain the non-PG rating?

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

I've concluded that the only city with good NY quality Jewish delis is NYC.

WF's meats and fish are phenomenal.

The new Lindsey
 

She's going for the Paris Hilton Alien-From-Close-Encounters-Of-The-Third-Kind look. The dress and the face and the hair are total skank Hilton look.

If you haven't seen it yet, the South Park where they tear Paris a new ass is really funny. Problem is, Paris probably thinks its a tribute of some sort. Why my gripe about Paris? It ain't that she's a rich vapid twat... No, my issue is that her face is ugly, and she's fucking up what's considered attractive in this country. I wan't my MTV beach house dancers, models and Hollywood trash to look like Angelina or Andrienne Lima, not some air brushed, pseudo-anorexic chick who looks like she's got a touch of Marphans. Gisele is about as gangly as I go... Paris looks like a fucking Preying Mantis with tits. And will somebody please pull her fucking eyes apart... the fucking Charlie Brown look suits no one. You could put billboards on the sides of her face between her eyes and ears.

Not hot. Three thumbs down.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

My MIL brings Philly deli when she comes here. Not lox so much but other smoked fish, and corned beef, to hear her you can only get decent corned beef in Philly and NY. Maybe you're in the wrong places?

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

Wow, you really have become a suburbanite. Try the Famous 4th Street Deli, corner of 4th and Bainbridge.

The new Lindsey
 

Some people like the gangly look.* Those of us who are gangly are thankful.

*But maybe they are just humoring us. Like those men who claim to be turned on by pregnancy.

The new Lindsey
 

Gangly is one thing. Arachnid, like Lohan in that pic, is entirely another.

The new Lindsey
 

Agreed. It's like this pic, where Nicky Hilton looks chunky compared to the slowly disappearing Nicole Richie. scary.

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The new Lindsey
 

Ugh. I wouldn't fuck Nicole with NFH's dick.

The new Lindsey
 

There's gangly and there's ugly gangly. You know the fine distinction I'm describing here.

The new Lindsey
 

Yikes.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

You are one rigorous ball-scratcher.

TM

The new Lindsey
 

How very sad.

Star Wars
 

Thanks. You just saved me $8.50.

eta: STP!

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

Is this a chain or a coincidence? There is a Toast in Chicago, too.

The new Lindsey
 

There is a line between gangly and concentration camp victim. You know which side of the line you are on. Lindsay has crossed the rubicon and needs to be fed reubens until she returns.

The new Lindsey
 

The more recent picture looks like she's playing dress up in her mama's clothes.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

How do you lose a pair of . . .

Never mind. I don't want to know.

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best
 

I've got big balls.

NBC is really fucking stupid
 

Is Coventry still in business? They used to be the best deli around, and even had a Market in Elkins Park.

Thinking of Coventry is making me want a kasha knish really bad.

The new Lindsey
 

It's this sort of rant that makes me love you, in spite of it all.

The new Lindsey
 

Gangly and short hair? You will never get yourself a sebby, young lady.

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best
 

The bigger they are, the more they need to be scratched?

The new Lindsey
 

Careful, Not Bob. The gwinkster is a fragile thing. We don't want to crush her.

Who likes Math?
 

I never took a math course that covered probability. Or, if I did, I was doing something more fun that day.

I was watching Numbers on Tivo the other day and the little professor guy explained a concept in probability using the following example:

Say there are three doors. Behind two doors there is a goat. Behind one door is a new car. What is the probability that you pick the door that has the car? You have a one-in-three chance.

Okay, so you pick the second door. The third door is opened, revealing a goat. Now you have a one in two chance of finding the car.

Here's where it gets tricky. Will your chances of finding the car increase if you change your choice from door two to door one?

I, and all the other dumbass students in his classroom on his show said that it wouldn't. He said we were all mistaken, of course. If you change your choice, apparently you double (or increase, but I think he said "double") the probability that you will find the car.

It doesn't make sense to me because I think the decision to not change doors is as much a choice as deciding to change doors at this point. And I can't get past the fact that no matter which door you choose, when it comes down to two doors, you would have a 50/50 chance of picking the right door.

Someone explain this to me.

TM

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best
 

Isn't the correct question, "The bigger they are, the harder they need to be scratched?"

TM

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best
 

Or, "The bigger they are, the harder it is for GWNC to teabag them."

Who likes Math?
 

Google loves you:

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Who likes Math?
 

This is why epidemiology and statistics should not be given the reverence and evidentiary value they have been in our society. In most studies conducted, there are a thousand variables neglected. People are addicted to the shit because its only science that lets them think they can predict where they'll be and what they'll be doing in 20 years.

I have actually made certain life decisions specifically because they are contrary to what someone told me people in my situation statistically do. Don't know if they were good or not, but I know one thing - I don't want to remain a person in my situation, so doing the opposite is the best positive guidepost I can think of....

Who likes Math?
 

Let me guess. Chicken salad, on wheat -- untoasted.

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Who likes Math?
 

Dude. Your Google-fu is phenomenal!

Who likes Math?
 

Epidemiology was one of my favorite classes ever. It was like taking a mystery class.

And statistics was the only math that I liked.

Who likes Math?
 

What are the odds of that happening?

Who likes Math?
 

I didn't say I did the opposite of what I SHOULD do, I said I did the opposite of what people in my position STATISTICALLY do. You assume the masses' decision is preferred. I'm not so sure. I think its more a comfort thing with them.

Who likes Math?
 

I think George Constanza applied a similar principle to great effect.


ETA: Dang! Beaten to the punch.

Who likes Math?
 

I find it fasinctaing because its the only "math" that can be debunked and is pretty much grey in every direction.

Who likes Math?
 

Becoming a lawyer wasn't decided this way, was it?

Who likes Math?
 

It was a longshot.

Who likes Math?
 

This still doesn't make sense. If you're wrong Monty is forced to pick the other wrong door, whereas if you're right he can choose between two wrong doors. that's all the wheel says, isn't it?