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notcasesensitive 08-18-2005 03:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The sheet saving technique is tricky. Its all about speed and positioning. Like Barry Sanders, in heavy traffic, the spin must be perfect...
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 03:32 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans called "True Religion"? (or something like that). I just bought a pair and they are pretty rockin'. I've never heard of them, but I would like to know what celebrities, if any, wear them. NFH?

My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.
What about her made you think she was well groomed and took care of her appearance?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:33 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you.
I rode my segueway?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?
Oh, come on. Nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot.

dtb 08-18-2005 03:37 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What about her made you think she was well groomed and took care of her appearance?
expensive haircut, manicure, pedicure, well made-up, good skin

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 03:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on. Nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot.
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:40 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)
Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 03:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)
I about said what Sebastian said, then i remebered that you were the one who doesn't get the oral.

baltassoc 08-18-2005 03:42 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you do the sex right the woman should be responsible for creating most of the wet spot.
This is the most astute thing you've ever said.

ETA: And so, of course, you deleted it. Bravo!

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you do the sex right the woman should be responsible for creating most of the wet spot.
Excellent point!

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I about said what Sebastian said, then i remebered that you were the one who doesn't get the oral.
Your memory is as poor as your grammar.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?
I guess I'm kinda happy I could never bring myself to pay more than $100 for a sheet set, then. It'd suck having to worry about having sex on sheets.

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 03:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.
You referred to a singular wet spot. If you're really doing it right, shouldn't there be more than one?

bold_n_brazen 08-18-2005 03:46 PM
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Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.
I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.

bold_n_brazen 08-18-2005 03:59 PM
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I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.
I am mortified that my discussion of condoms, splooge and wet spots has killed the board.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.
Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 04:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?

Gattigap 08-18-2005 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am mortified that my discussion of condoms, splooge and wet spots has killed the board.
You should be impressed with the time period, actually. As Flinty has commented elsewhere, our adherence to our tantric disciplines are serving us well.

bold_n_brazen 08-18-2005 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or maybe you’re just not hydrating yourself enough...

I’ve seen no difference with a condom.
Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?
Or lube?

Mister_Ruysbroeck 08-18-2005 04:04 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans called "True Religion"? (or something like that). I just bought a pair and they are pretty rockin'. I've never heard of them, but I would like to know what celebrities, if any, wear them. NFH?

My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.
Careful. You're starting to sound like debtslave.

bold_n_brazen 08-18-2005 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or lube?
It was the use of the word "hydrated" (rather than "lubricated") that threw me.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It was the use of the word "hydrated" (rather than "lubricated") that threw me.
IIRC, Sebby's semantics are different from the rest of the world's.

spookyfish 08-18-2005 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?
It's the disco mitt, stupid.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-18-2005 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.
I wonder what she was thinking of that sweater tied around your neck.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?
Yes. In fact, I'm trying to get her a Bounty endoresment. So far, Proctor & Gamble has responded only with cease and desist letters. Cagey bastards know how to negotiate. I like their style.

Shape Shifter 08-18-2005 04:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?
He is spongeworthy.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?
Lord no. Every time I think of Gatorade I think of Keith Jackson. I think the world of Jackson as an announcer, but he’s a terribly unsexy man.

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's the disco mitt, stupid.
I am with b'n'b on the splooge being more of the issue, and unless extravagantly lied to on a regular basis by an array of people who don't even know each other, I'm fully hydrated.

Maybe sebby's is just really concentrated?

After sex on the sheets does the wife like prop her hips up until you can bring a handful of tissues over? WTF?

And what detrimental effect do the various effluvia of sex have on sheets of any kind? Are high thread count sheets not washable? I don't get why the thread count matters. I could see where if they were sheets you had to have dry cleaned, having lots of obvious spots on them could be mildly embarrassing, but I'd think you'd take pride in knowing that the dry cleaner knows how much sex you are having.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 04:21 PM
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It's the disco mitt, stupid.
I shave. Landing strip.

Penske_Account 08-18-2005 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lord no. Every time I think of Gatorade I think of Keith Jackson. I think the world of Jackson as an announcer, but he’s a terribly unsexy man.
Yes, but Gatorade can still help you beat the bonk.

dtb 08-18-2005 04:24 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Careful. You're starting to sound like debtslave.
That's it. I'm never speaking to you again.

Penske_Account 08-18-2005 04:25 PM
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I shave. Landing strip.
tiddiness is next to godliness, babyjesus style.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes. In fact, I'm trying to get her a Bounty endoresment. So far, Proctor & Gamble has responded only with cease and desist letters. Cagey bastards know how to negotiate. I like their style.
Heh. After I passed the bar and needed some cash, I did two weeks of discovery for an Amway subsidary in the Proctor & Gamble "you alligned us with Satan!" defamation suit. It was an interesting set of documents that I had to go through.

dtb 08-18-2005 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder what she was thinking of that sweater tied around your neck.

TM
Ha! I wish I'd had a sweater tied around my neck. It is freakin' freezing indoors! When I bought my snazzy new jeans, I had to wear a sweater while waiting for the fitting person, because I was so damned cold. The saleslady tried to get me to buy it, but I told her I was wearing only so I wouldn't freeze to death. She was disappointed, but she understood. At least she did when she lowered the hood of her parka and I didn't have to communicate with sign language.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Ha! I wish I'd had a sweater tied around my neck. It is freakin' freezing indoors! When I bought my snazzy new jeans, I had to wear a sweater while waiting for the fitting person, because I was so damned cold. The saleslady tried to get me to buy it, but I told her I was wearing only so I wouldn't freeze to death. She was disappointed, but she understood. At least she did when she lowered the hood of her parka and I didn't have to communicate with hand signals.
I popped into Banana Republic for half a second after lunch this afternoon, and nearly froze before I got halfway in the door. I couldn't understand why they had the air conditioning so low until I looked around and realized that the beginning of the fall line has come in. It's sort of hard to sell sweater coats when it's 94 degrees outside.

LessinSF 08-18-2005 04:32 PM
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http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data2/...es/c047980.pdf - discovery referee does not have absolute legal immunity to physically assault attorney in case before him. Phew!

Not Bob 08-18-2005 04:40 PM
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It means that you're thinking bad thoughts and suppressing them. ONly to come out in your dreams. Because of the guilt you feel. Shameless flirting and playing schmoopie with a certain unnamed poster for the last several weeks. I am ashamed of you. The guilt you feel is obvious. :mad:
Oddly enough, there is probably some (ok, more than some) merit in the generalized guilt theory.

Anyway, thanks to all for playing "What Makes Not Bob Tick." We have some parting gifts for you backstage.

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 04:42 PM
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Oddly enough, there is probably some (ok, more than some) merit in the generalized guilt theory.

Anyway, thanks to all for playing "What Makes Not Bob Tick." We have some parting gifts for you backstage.
I ain't going anywhere backstage with you, bub, you sound dangerous.

Gattigap 08-18-2005 04:46 PM
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I ain't going anywhere backstage with you, bub, you sound dangerous.
S'matter, Flinty -- "dangerous?" Sounds like your type. Raar.


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