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ltl/fb 05-06-2005 06:30 PM
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Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?

Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.
I don't think grandma really wants to invest that kind of time. She just wants to go right in with a kingsize.*

I agree re: same large yellow buttplug.

*thanks for posting that, paigow!

paigowprincess 05-06-2005 06:33 PM
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Whiftastic, yet insightful. I need a drink (like that's news).
Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?

Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.

NotFromHere 05-06-2005 06:39 PM
Ashleeee
 
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Thanks to gwink for reminding me of Go Fug Yourself. I'm much more at peace with the world now that I've learned that Ashlee Simpson's "Punk Chick" image was all just a front:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...elf/ashlee.jpg

Welcome to Hollywood, Fuglee! The leather covering the knees on those boots will surely come in handy.
Kind of like a rhinestone covered toilet brush. You can dress it up, but it's still Ashlee Simpson.

Anne Elk 05-06-2005 06:41 PM
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Which one of you had the stunt penis?
Was it nfh? Was it Sidd?

Anne Elk 05-06-2005 06:43 PM
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I'm sorry! What do I have to do to make it up to you people? You demand SO MUCH!

*runs away*
Are you headed to Alburquerque? Are you taking your blanket and teddy bear?

notcasesensitive 05-06-2005 06:43 PM
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Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?

Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.
Why am I replying to this?

He was just agreeing that it is hard to find a gaping gash. See, he's a guy (at least on the internet), and a gaping gash has more appeal than it would to you or I. He's been meaning to try out his new stunt penis.


ETA: I missed the tribute portion. I'm assuming Ollie had his Zippo lit and was waving it over his head as he typed that.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 06:46 PM
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Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?

Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.
It was, in fact, something of a tribute. Last thread, GWINC said getting preggo was the only way to get a man; your response: don't I know that.

Here, you said "its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot. " My response: don't I know that.

Sort of a tribute and a gaping gash joke, rolled into one generally unfunny post! Now where's that drink?

Replaced_Texan 05-06-2005 06:53 PM
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Now where's that drink?
Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.

Flinty_McFlint 05-06-2005 06:56 PM
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Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.
Don't believe her Ollie, the last time I did, I wound up tied to a tree being pelted with snack cakes.

NotFromHere 05-06-2005 06:57 PM
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Why am I replying to this?
Because we never learn.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 06:58 PM
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Japanese garden in Hermann Park. 6:30.
I'm not sure I can wait that long, even using central time.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 06:59 PM
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Don't believe her Ollie, the last time I did, I wound up tied to a tree being pelted with snack cakes.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.

ltl/fb 05-06-2005 07:00 PM
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.
It could be frustrating if one weren't able to eat any of the cakes. But just had to watch them whizzing by, drooling around the ball gag.

Flinty_McFlint 05-06-2005 07:01 PM
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Mmmm, tied up and beaten by Little Debbie.
There were bees and fire ants involved. I don't want to talk about it.

paigowprincess 05-06-2005 07:09 PM
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Why am I replying to this?

He was just agreeing that it is hard to find a gaping gash. See, he's a guy (at least on the internet), and a gaping gash has more appeal than it would to you or I. He's been meaning to try out his new stunt penis.


ETA: I missed the tribute portion. I'm assuming Ollie had his Zippo lit and was waving it over his head as he typed that.
What tribute part?


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