Rotting From The Head
 

I thought journeyman referred to a guy who had played for a bunch of teams without ever really being associated with one of them for very long, even if he was pretty good. That used to be pretty uncommon; now it seems to happen all the time that the big names move around a lot and being a journeyman's not that remarkable anymore.

Rotting From The Head
 

Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.

Bennifer
 

Really makes you wonder why JLo didn't come up with this one. Oh right, she uses the "lowered standards" method. Big fish, small dick.

Bennifer
 

My heart goes out to
Barren, would-be mantrappers
They best make big bucks

Coming soon
 

You should all pray that I don't get a hold of this before you do.

Smell sniper. Safe for work.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Bears an odd resemblance to Nigel Barker. Perhaps its the bedroom eyes?

Rotting From The Head
 

GODammmmmmmmmmmmmmmit (hi coltrane!!!) You fucked up my sexfecta.

Coming soon
 

Macy's better pray one of it's overzealous make-up counter bitches doesn't spray off one of those perfume bombs in my direction. I don't consider myself overly litigious, but that would set me off.

In other news, I have this little ditty in my head, so I thought I'd share:

This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us)
Too much of us is dangerous

Oh oh oh oh!

We're not candy (oohhoh)
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When you're sick we come in handy
But we're not candy


[Wasn't this strategy more effective than the whole Just Say No thing anyway?]

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Her hair is a different color.

Ugh
 

There is not enough booze on the planet. That said, I'd catch a game for a mil, and pitch for $100K.

I can forget anything.

Rotting From The Head
 

I always thought the title implied that they were solid, but easily replaced. Thus, always roped into multiplayer deals.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Speaking of the gay campaign against children, why aren't the Jesus Freaks picketing Count Chocula & Co. A pink Frankenfruit and flagrantly limpwristed powder blue Aging-Queen Ghost? That cereal sounds like a witches brew... you get the gayness and the diabetes.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Kellogg's has a seat on the trilateral commission.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Is that like the Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows?

Or more like Stan Gable's Greek Council?

Speaking of ROTN, they are remaking it (2006). This might be worse than remaking the Bad News Bears. Robert Carradine better have a role.

ETA: Billy Bob as Buttermaker? I stand corrected. This has potential.

http://www.bearssoftball.org/images/buttermaker.jpg

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The Bildberbergers are in the children's cereal biz? Fucking Soros and his multinational heroin dealer buddies. Its them or the Carlyle Group (or both... they all play together every fourth Wednesday at Shinnecock).

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I don't get why they think Spongebob is gay. If anything, he's bi, because he totally has a crush on Sandy.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Crabs serve and eat crab burgers. The sickness in that shows goes far beyond any sexual orientation issues.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Jesus, Hank - it's fake crab - that's why they spell it with a K.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

For the last time, SPONGEBOB IS NOT A GAY!!!

Squidward, on the other hand, is totally gay.




ETA: GWNC has my proxy on all things SpongeBob related. Thank you Gwink.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The sickest by far was the Smurfs. Smurfette was obviously a festering pit of STDs. Unless you buy the ludicrous fiction that those carefree little faeries/nymphs/gnomes (or unholy mix of the three) religiously practiced safe sex.

I'm not touching the Keebler Elves. The only question in that tree city on Friday at 11 was who was caboose and who was engine.

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I thought that was a Paigow post. Furthering my theory that Hank posts like the Princess when he has that particular avatar.

Google taught me that Busta Rhymes incorporated my pill song into one of his songs at some point. I think I need to check that out (though I'm not sure why someone would tinker with perfection).

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The Krispie guys were brothers. That'd be inccest. A nod, of course, the the ancient Egyptians, whose society the Birlderbergers secretly seek to reestablish.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Where did you find a picture of PLF's last brain cell? Judging by the outfit it's the one he uses to fantasize about his other hero, Serge Gainsbourg .

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, I am totally not gay, despite the spin classes, tight pants, blah blah blah.

I must confess with respect to the Rice Krispies guys, however, that I do have a certain fondness for the way their tight little asses feel when I slide in my writhing love anaconda.

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

What rock were you under for the 6 weeks that her wedding photos made the cheesey magazine circuit? Alas I never saw the cellulite pics.

Rotting From The Head
 

I'm neither, but what about me, Paddle Mybuttocks, the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage of hank sock?

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I remember seeing an animated smurfette gangbang SWFlash vid making its way about the Interweb a few years ago...

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Jesus, that was a weak post, even for you. If you don't score some points soon, we're going to have to relegate you back to Infirm.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

"Dangerous" - Best. Video. Ever.

Rotting From The Head
 

Where whack? There is an order of progression here, like the train schedule for T's sister.

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

Its actually brialliant. They compliment each other perfectly. Parker brings the talent, looks and charisma. Tori brings everything else.

I believe I am psychic
 

Because last night I had a dream with Tom Cruise in it, and today you all are talking about tiny gay characters and disturbingly powerful organizations.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

All the joy went out of it when I realized I wasn't entertaining paigow anymore. What's the use? I suppose I should start watching reality television or fucking the Keebler elves or something.

It was just a binge but less than 5 years ago
 

http://cagle.com/news/SpongebobGay/images/cam.gif

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

I am not sure which rock I was under, but I can probably narrow it down to three. What's the deal with Mr. Spelling? Struggling actor? Backup dancer? Plastic surgery male nurse?

Reminds me of a not quite story my ex told me. his sister was a friend of a friend of Ms. Spelling. one time a group went out to dinner at I think House of Blues. Tori got smashed and started crying that nobody loved her for her.

I wonder if Paris Hilton faces the same inner struggles?

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I think the Transformers gang-bangs are the most disturbing of the animated porn. Though, Tinkerbell fisting Alice is not an image that will ever be thoroughly scrubbed from my mind, no matter how much I try.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

In the lawtalkres race to the bottom, I think you rank a post or two ahead of plf. I am not sure if that means you suck more or are better, but I am sure its very important to you bc of your man-love/hate relationship. I of course place a distant eighth. My art has only succumbed to hatred recently.

How is your gamblingaholic friend? Did he clean up and pay yhou back? Have you heard from him again?

and MR, how is the Rude Baby Fat? I would like to commend the Rude Fat on being the last woman to actually land the man first. No small feat for a Fat, much less a Rude One. I guess things are different in the Midwest. On the coast, you bust your ass, starve yourself, get fake tits, and you still haev to resort to the condom with the holes punched in it. And the real estate is totally out of whack. Hmmm.