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barely_legal

05-11-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're the only one who didn't.

I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.

And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you.

Pretty Little Flower

05-11-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
PLF, you're welcome to come to my birthday party.

Sorry, but I have been declining a lot of lot of party invitations in the last two days, and it would look bad if I suddenly said yes to yours.

bold_n_brazen

05-11-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.

And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you.

Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable.

robustpuppy

05-11-2005 04:07 PM

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Sorry to timmy, but it's "Most Slutiest." Slutiest is the Canadian pronunciation of "sluttiest," which might tip the scales in favor of gwnc unless ABBA is from WisCAHNsin.

robustpuppy

05-11-2005 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable.

I read this article somewhere online the other day that said girls learn mean behavior, such as exclusion and ridicule, by the age of 3. Apparently they are very attuned to adults' methods of attaining social status.

How old is the brazenette now?

Replaced_Texan

05-11-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
With all due respect, RT, what is this, high school? Guy A and woman are no longer dating. Therefore, what reason would he have for interfering in any way with Guy B? Are they roommates? Lovers? Did they have a pact, Jerry?!?

No, but I can sorta understand the sense of betrayal Guy A was crying in his beer with Guy B after a painful funeral one day, and a week later Guy B starts fucking his ex.

And I've been out of highschool for years now. People really haven't changed all that much when it comes to relationships.

bold_n_brazen

05-11-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I read this article somewhere online the other day that said girls learn mean behavior, such as exclusion and ridicule, by the age of 3. Apparently they are very attuned to adults' methods of attaining social status.

How old is the brazenette now?

The brazenette is 2. And she's much sluttier than your stupid fetus.

eta that I am kidding, of course. The brazenette isn't slutty at all. Which isn't to say that your fetus is either.

barely_legal

05-11-2005 04:12 PM

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"Bitch please" is so ABBA-esqe circa 2003. But I like the way you flavored it up with the comma. Maybe this will be a tight race after all! Well, not "tight" in the genital sense, but a close race at least..

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-11-2005 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
"Bitch please" is so ABBA-esqe circa 2003. But I like the way you flavored it up with the comma. Maybe this will be a tight race after all! Well, not "tight" in the genital sense, but a close race at least..

Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.

taxwonk

05-11-2005 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What, no preggo fetish?

Ahem..... That would be me.

Shape Shifter

05-11-2005 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.

Between that and the "Slutiest Fetus" contest, I think this may be one of the most disturbing sites on the internet.

robustpuppy

05-11-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh no. Not another "my vagina is tighter than your vagina" flame war.

C-section it is.

Replaced_Texan

05-11-2005 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
C-section it is.

Whoa. And I was just gonna up the Kegel reps.

Replaced_Texan

05-11-2005 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ahem..... That would be me.

I'm probably going to regret asking, but just how many fetishes do you have?

taxwonk

05-11-2005 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but I can sorta understand the sense of betrayal Guy A was crying in his beer with Guy B after a painful funeral one day, and a week later Guy B starts fucking his ex.

And I've been out of highschool for years now. People really haven't changed all that much when it comes to relationships.

That's why I'm glad I'm married. I get to just fuck around without all that relationship crap.

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