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It definitely depends on the woman. Some of you are like faucets...

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Speak for yourself, I've had way more than my fair share of rufi coladas. Waking up in an alley with a crumpled $50 bill and Richard Dean Anderson's stained business card is not something I want to relive again.

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But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.

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2 (except for the tasty melon ball part, nttawwt).

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Yes. That's why her back is the perfect spot for it.

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I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.

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That's how we roll. Even on non-kings. But maybe our sheets are of lower value to us. I haven't really been taking their feelings into account.

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With the California King, its almost like leaving entirely afterward, collegiate styley.

Jessica Canseco
 

Apparently took as many steroids as her husband. Or at least thats how it appears in this month's Playboy. Yeccch.

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This did not start out with a discussion of wet spots. It started out with you saying that it's a problem getting fluids on the high threadcount sheets. Why why WHY is that a problem? Do you have dry-clean-only sheets?

Do you have me on ignore, you fucker?

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No spooning? You Ice Queen.

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I could never put you on ignore...

It was an extraneous detail. I was trying to look pros'prus. You are correct - the reason I avoid creating the spot is because I don't want to sleep in it.

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You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.

ETA you can too ignore me. I'm not an admin or a mod.

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I'd like to hear Slave's thoughts on this matter, as he is clearly thinking outside the box when it comes to where to do the sex.

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Who's taking who literally. But I am quite pros'prus (I am thumbing my suspenders as I say this).

Its the little extra details that make the story. I know the sheets have high thread count because I was sent to the Mall to get them. So I flipped it in there.

You know I feel no obligation to tie all the open ends together.

Me? A cleanliness fetish? Shirley you jest.

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If done on the kitchen counter, you can always add it to the guac.

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Its like we're in bizarro world. Suddenly you're taking me too literally.

I meant "I could never put you on ignore."

Which I meant. Why would I ever want to ignore you? The only peerson I've ever ignored was Not Me and those Thottam socks.

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I don' t think you need to have a cleanliness fetish to want to avoid sleeping on the wet spot.

Did you have specific parameters on which sheets to get when you were sent to the Mall or could you go hog wild and choose your own sheets?

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Your wife could have the fetish -- and you'd be more likely to shield her freakishness from our view than your own.

the mod/admin was a joke . . . .

You got sheets at the MALL? Hm.

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Did you write this yourself?

No, don't answer that.

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Be grateful you even have a summer. I'm wearing a coat today and socks. I've worn my sandals all of twice this year. And if one more person gives me the Mark Twain quote when I bitch about the lost summer, I'll freak.

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I was given a sheet of paper, which I handed to the lady at Bloomigdales or Nordstroms or some store (big fucking mall).

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I would never use amassed in a sentence. Or include Nick Lachey in an "impressive" list of celebrities.

Oh, and fuck you. I was just being helpful.

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Oh, she's a neat nut. Bed must be made at all times not slept in.

Re mod joke, damn you.

I get sent to the Mall for loads of shit. I don't like to help with any household chores, so I drive to pick up everything we need.

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So you did write some of it? I didn't think the “woo hoo” was in the original release.

ETA: I'm just fucking with you...

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And yet you people ridicule LA.

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True. Down here, we're all naked today.

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Go read (and learn from) my much more subtle suspender-flipping on the Modelizer board.

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I have never. I used to live in Westwood for awhile. It was, how shall I say....interesting.
I got to meet Zsa Zsa's pool boy.

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No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

It's a boy
 

Woo hoo.

“Britney Spears rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.” We would all be surprised.

Spears had been in the store several weeks ago where she loaded up on items for girls, but says the source, “That must have been a ruse or for someone else. This was definitely for her unborn child.”

A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny” the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.”

Gack. Preston? Preston Spears or Preston Federline? Both just awful.

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Whoa. Wipe rag? Please elaborate. To wipe the sheets or immediately following to avoid wet spots in the first place? Where does this wipe rag reside when not in use?

Having a mattress pad avoids the stain the mattress problem. (incidently, having a special airtight mattress pad also keeps the dust mites from living in your mattress. I'm out on a limb here and going on record as officially anti-dust mite. RT, update my dossier accordingly.)

Change the sheets frequently anyway. No?

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1. True.
2. How infrequently do you wash them? And don't you have more than one set?
3. Of course.
4. What is wrong with you? Tell me you don't have a mattress pad.

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The dossier already had the dust mite thing. Fringey and I are very thorough.

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If the sex is really good, you're both too exhausted to notice the wet spot.

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Of course he does. TM's just very, ah, potent. So I've heard.

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Well, sincce you kicked in the door for me...

We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).

In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.

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Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.

It's a boy
 

She seems like someone who would be incapable of creating a boy. Now she wont have a barbie doll to dress up.

And I thought KFed was going with a K theme for all of his spawn.

Less, any odds yet on whether the boy turns out to be a gay?