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paigowprincess 07-25-2005 08:52 PM
So
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
You clearly don't know what a Mullet is.
Not a Mullet? Maybe your Hair was Slicked back on top then? It was baby soft.

notcasesensitive 07-25-2005 08:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
No love for the Baby Jesus?
Baby Jesus? Doesn't do much for me. Sort of just lays around and cries, non? I am however a huge fan of the Jesus phase when he was all into changing water into wine. He totally rocked then.

paigowprincess 07-25-2005 08:55 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was hearing Spanky's post in an Owen Meany sort of voice. Do any mountainmen talk like Owen Meany? This is quite confusing to follow.
You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend.

Flinty_McFlint 07-25-2005 09:00 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend.
So you slept with him?

Spanky 07-25-2005 09:03 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You have Spanky all wrong. Owen Meany is my favorite book and I was getting kind of a the -bald-guy-from -the-Daily-Show faux indignatino thing, except that I am not sure if Spanky is capable of faux anything. Like I said, he is an enigma. I possibly am more puzzled by him now than I was before this weekend.
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma?

paigowprincess 07-25-2005 09:03 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So you slept with him?
What do you win if I did?

[the Children kept wandering in]

Flinty_McFlint 07-25-2005 09:03 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma?
Oh good, you used protection.

Flinty_McFlint 07-25-2005 09:05 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
What do you win if I did?

[the Children kept wandering in]
I'm just curious about a possible love connection. Or connections, I've heard there were at least three of ya.

p.s. The fact that the kids didn't squirt you with a supersoaker is a great sign. Just be mellow and friendly and talk a lot about deer and you'll be in like Flynn.

paigowprincess 07-25-2005 09:06 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh good, you used protection.
Enigmas are porous. If I have mantrapped Spanky into cocreating a little Painky, you will be the first to know.

I am not sure dtb could handle all the Capitalization issues this Child would have.

Flinty_McFlint 07-25-2005 09:08 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Enigmas are porous. If I have mantrapped Spanky into cocreating a little Painky, you will be the first to know.

I am not sure dtb could handle all the Capitalization issues this Child would have.
Be sure to register little Painky (great name) at Babies R' Us; Uncle Flinty always spoils his nieces and nephews.

paigowprincess 07-25-2005 09:11 PM
Spittles, Salami and Whiff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Be sure to register little Painky (great name) at Babies R' Us; Uncle Flinty always spoils his nieces and nephews.
If I am carrying a little Painky, would that make LessinSF a Godfather?

This would be the perfect ending to the fairy tale known as Greedy Associates.

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 09:13 PM
So
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Baby Jesus? Doesn't do much for me. Sort of just lays around and cries, non? I am however a huge fan of the Jesus phase when he was all into changing water into wine. He totally rocked then.
Yes the hipster Jesus. He wore a Von Dutch hat.

Hank Chinaski 07-25-2005 09:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes the hipster Jesus. He wore a Von Dutch hat.
i liked the original Penske jesus better. It was closer to real for me.

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 09:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i liked the original Penske jesus better. It was closer to real for me.
buddy christ penske? that one was doing the lynndie, yes?

ltl/fb 07-25-2005 09:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
She has mullet pubes or pubey mullet. since like 2001.
How would that work? I mean, which area would be short, and which long? Very confusing.

I'm off to request a "mullet" at the bikini wax place.


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