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Excellent report, NFH. Thank you.


However, if Gwen wears them, I'm taking them back.

That bitch.

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I believe Bad Boy, not TM, was all chock full of the Kavorka.

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Wipe splooge* off yourself, prevent leakage for her and when you're done, immediately wipe up anything that may have hit the sheets.

I hate mattress pads. Why have a nice mattress if you're just going to ruin the feel with a mattress pad?

More frequently when they are consistently covered in splooge.

TM

*splooge in this context means both juices.

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This is what we call a "batch rag".

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Either way works for me.

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There's that and you should always plan on having that kind of sex on her side.

TM

It's a boy
 

Preston, like "Prestone." Classy-like, like the anti-freeze K-Fed's momma used to huff behind the septic shed.

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You think?

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Nice mattress pads aren't like the rubber sheets you needed back when you were 15 and were still wettting the bed the wrong way.

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Shifter already admitted it. He's a selfish lover.

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I guess that should go in the dossier.

When the science experiment has concluded, I will confirm or refute.

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Dude, you and your "buddies" share way to fucking much.

I clerked for the state in law school. There was a paralegal there who dealt with lots of prison issues. When an inmate acted up and got shipped off to some wherever misbehaving prisoners got sent, their stuff would be inventoried. The para kept seeing a woman's name (betty or something) on the inventories. She finally asked a guard what it meant. It was, apparently, the inmate's vaseline-filled sock. Maybe your buddy had done time.

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Only on the internet.

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I suggest gin to overcome the body odor. They say he meets your nose about a minute before he meets your eyes.

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Does this remind anyone else of Hank and Fringey?

If you really think about it, it's kind of sweet.

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Keep the jeans. I consider Gwen's current album to be merely an aberration, and continue to think of her as the person who co-wrote "Just A Girl."

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Only because you gave me a defective kidney. Fucking asshole.

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What do I do with the gin? Spray it on him? Drink it? Both?

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I've been wrong before, but I don't think Fringey is a sock. No opinion on the vasaline-filled part, though.

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Not Bob, I usually agree with your taste in music (even some of the sensitive female folk stuff) but that song is obnoxious. It's repetitive and it doesn't go anywhere.

Besides, Gwen is a bitch.

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A combination of both. Do it sequentially, and the wet spot will be the least of your concerns.

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Artists > Magnetic Fields, The > Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin


It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you're pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say thing off the cuff
It's very small and made of glass
and grossly over-advertised
It turns a genius into an ass
and makes a fool think he is wise
It could make you regret your birth
or turn cartwheels in your best suit
It costs a lot more than it's worth
and yet there is no substitute
They keep it on a higher shelf
the older and more pure it grows
It has no color in itself
but it can make you see rainbows
You can find it at the Bowery
or you can find it at Elaine's
It makes your words more flowery
It makes the sun shine, makes it rain
You just get out what they put in
and they never put in enough
Love is like a bottle of gin
but a bottle of gin is not like love

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=88686

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I like gin.

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Am I the only one who kept trying to click on "combination" to find out what to do with the gin?

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It took me a few dates with RT's sister to figure out the right way.

Nevertheless, I don't like the way they feel on my mattress, which feels much better than any mattress pad. Ever.

TM

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This makes no sense at all.

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You're right. The only wrong way with her is when you don't want do it on her. My bad.

TM

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I wear them. They make my ass look really perky. And they look super hot with high-heels.

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Vaseline and latex don't mix, so no vaseline in me.

OTOH, my cat loves the taste of vaseline (which is handy, because plain vaseline is much cheaper than the meat-flavored vaseline sold for hairball control). So I have some in the house, should anyone feel the need to fill themselves with vaseline in my house.

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Have you no internal filter at all?

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"she" is plastic!

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Why not just keep your work slacks out of the hamper until after the evening session?

Confidential to nfh
 

http://www.wnbc.com/irresistible/486...p=irresistible

nfh, maybe you've seen this by now, and don't take it personally, but if you won, it could really help with the "no one believes you're really a woman" thing. I mean, the award won't help, but the treatment might.

• Minor League Team To Host 'Hairiest Back' Contest
  
  POSTED: 11:23 pm EDT August 17, 2005
  
  WOODBRIDGE, Va. -- The Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League are ready to let the fur fly later this month.
  
  The Class-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals will hold its first-ever "Hairiest Back at the Ballpark" contest before their game against a team from Salem, Va., on Aug. 25.
  
  According to the team's press release, the winner will receive a complimentary laser hair removal service valued at $2,500.

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Caveat emptor, in bright neon lights.

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Thats still no excuse to vomit on her during missionary.

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Pour it on him and set him aflame. The flambe will sear the malodorous bacteria and give him a nice tan to boot.

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SS has problems, but that isn't one of them. He ordered her from a website that let him personalize her, and wanting that was part of the "bio" that he created.

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One friend of mine kept a hammer in the freezer. He claimed that placing the cold hammer beneath his balls as he masturbated was a great feeling. I never understood that one.

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Is that what you did? I don't want to repeat.

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Is that called a reverse Cleveland Steamer?