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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-16-2004 04:02 PM

To Re-cap...

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Because the posting of nude photos was originally his idea and henceforth all posting of nude photos shall be done in his honor, plus NSCMYDD is a little unruly and doesn't sound as good. NO OFFENCE.

That's because you're saying it wrong. Its NCSMYDD. And if its NCSMYDD, the second biggest wins. If its AEMYDD, we're using the wrong guage. So I'm guessing NFHMYDD is what you're really planning.

But, then, might as well just call it TMMYDD.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-16-2004 04:02 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Can the guys pretending to be woman enter as anon?

You're planning to send a photo of yourself "taping and tucking"?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-16-2004 04:03 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll take his word for it. He sounds like he has a big dick.

Diet Canada Dry on my keyboard.

Yes, I drink DCD. It tastes just like regular ginger ale, so leave me alone.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-16-2004 04:04 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

I guess if I had to do it all over again I'd take the spontaneous errections over the uncontrollable monthly bleeding.

Hey, you wanted the fucking operation.

But the tits are fun, aren't they?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

07-16-2004 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
That's because you're saying it wrong. Its NCSMYDD. And if its NCSMYDD, the second biggest wins. If its AEMYDD, we're using the wrong guage. So I'm guessing NFHMYDD is what you're really planning.

But, then, might as well just call it TMMYDD.

How about:

NFHMMDD?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-16-2004 04:05 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're planning to send a photo of yourself "taping and tucking"?

Hank is Serena Williams IRL.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-16-2004 04:06 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Diet Canada Dry on my keyboard.

Yes, I drink DCD. It tastes just like regular ginger ale, so leave me alone.

Diet Dr. pepper
Diet Vanilla Coke
Diet Cherry Coke
Diet Barq's vanilla Cream Soda

And yes, I also do DCD.

Otherwise I'd be one fat motherfucker. And have 20 cavities, instead of the 10* I had when I last went to the dentist.

* Small, but nonethless cavities.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

07-16-2004 04:06 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, you wanted the fucking operation.

But the tits are fun, aren't they?

Not your best work there, chief.

NotFromHere

07-16-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How about:

NFHMMDD?

That would involve a lot of travel for me wouldn't it?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

07-16-2004 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That would involve a lot of travel for me wouldn't it?

Is that a bad thing?

sebastian_dangerfield

07-16-2004 04:09 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Not your best work there, chief.

Well, you gave me a lie in the sand trap. If I take the penile bleeding route I'm bound to throw a gutterball (in more ways than one) and kill the thread with a high gross out factor.

I took the only course I had.

NotFromHere

07-16-2004 04:10 PM

To Re-cap...

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Is that a bad thing?

Depends. Are there tats involved? Which client do I bill it to?
And I'll not be responsible for any fluffing.

Fringy's going to be so mad that she packed her laptop in her suitcase and busted it.

Hank Chinaski

07-16-2004 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That would involve a lot of travel for me wouldn't it?

would you mind showing up at the meeting with atticus et al before you schedule the others?

SlaveNoMore

07-16-2004 04:12 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why is it named after Thurgreed?

Can you think of a bigger dick on the Board?

dtb	07-16-2004 04:14 PM

Chuck D wants to know...

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That was a fun time. Puberty. Spontaneous erections. I got very creative about hiding them. I generally used the "push it straight up so that it's held against your body by the waistband of your underwear and then make sure your shirt is pulled down" method.

Thank you, Mr. R! Now I'll have a helpful suggestion for my son when he reaches that tender age.

Today he was wearing boxer shorts with his camp shorts (sort of like those satin-y basketball shorts), and the boxers hung down below his shorts, so I suggested he might want to wear some more snugly fitting underwear, lest his penis be flopping around during the day's athletic activities.

He informed me that he likes it when his penis flops around.

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