Things I didn't know
 

So, you are saying RT should switch the vibrators around?

Things I didn't know
 

No, the lesson is, evolution fucked us over. God, I want to be a monkey. All the fucking, not a stitch of responsibility. Why can't we devolve during my life span?

The new Lindsey
 

I had a dream about you, Not Bob, last night. The details are fuzzy, but I remember being disappointed to learm that Podunkville is really Covington, KY. Bevause to me, Podunkville lies in upstate new york (despite the piggly wiggly thing)

Things I didn't know
 

And if you don't like somebody, it's perfectly acceptable to fling feces at them. Of course, you'd probably end up jerking off in public for free. Given the pink pants, I'm thinking the bright blue and red ass wouldn't be much of a problem.

The new Lindsey
 

I think Sebby likes TITS. And I htink your incessant lecturing on other people's drinking and drug use might cause his dick to crawl up into his abdomen. I am not sure what woudl happen to his gigantic balls though. Do you teabag?

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 

Entertainment Weekly Review of Chaotic.

Mr Man called this last night. Hopefully she avoids the pedophilia at least.

AI Predictions
 

I wish Str8 had gotten back to me on how to buy Bo stock yesterday. I couldnt even get one vote though to him until like 10:20.

I am sorry but Carrie was shrieking on Crying. She started good and ended bad. And why did Randy pick such an easy song for her? Isnt the idea to challenge the singers, a la clive davis picking a George Michael song written by Elton John that is a staple of my lite fm alarm clock radio staion that Bo hit out of the ballpark?

I think Carrie has gained some weight aroudn the thighs. Nice and curvy.

Poor Vonzelle. She is gonna be very sad tonight. Back to the postal route.

Who likes Math?
 

You sure that your mom is willing to give up the donkeys? Hiatus from the show for a while?

Things I didn't know
 

You're just jealous. And say hi to "your" kids for me.

AI Predictions
 

If you believe in gambling odds as indicative of statistical likelihood, Bo is just barely the frontrunner.

BO BICE 47 52 -108
CARRIE UNDERWOOD 43 48 +108
VONZELL SOLOMON 5 7 +1328

Who likes Britney?
 

Didn't Britney cut him a check for like 3 mil when he married her?

ETA, Shar Jackson assumed a very big risk when she tried to mantrap KFed. Some slimeballs are just too greasy.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

I know you totally related to the Jennifer LOve Hewitt character in Po5 for tryig to get someone to quit driniking. But you see, she actually was sweet and not vindictive in the show, not self absorbed. Oh, and she had tits. But you probably liked the horse face. Made you hungry?

Yahoo Launchcast
 

I'm just going to throw this out there for anyone who might be more technically proficient than I am.

Why does my launchcast player keep stopping after a few songs, and when I go to restart it, it gives me some Top-40 bullshit instead of my customized station or any one of the "genre" stations I might click on?

Who likes Math?
 

If you do know what card is in your hand, and it isn't the ace of spades, then the chances that the one remaining card is are 52/52.

The canard in all of these accounts lies in the knowing serial discounting. You no longer have a valid chained probability equation. They are all separate, unconnected scenarios.

Oops. I mean, um, multiple vibrators are good.

The new Lindsey
 

Covington has a sweet Mardi Gras parade.

Who likes Math?
 

I think we're talking past each other.

I know which of the 52 is the ace of spades.
You, who does not know which card is the ace of spades, choose a card. Your chances are 1/52 of it being the ace of spades.

I, who knows where the ace of spades is, remove 50 cards and declare that the ace of spades is either your card or the one last face down card.

The odds of your card being the ace of spades remain 1/52. The odds of the other card being the ace of spades is 51/52.

The odds of multiple vibrators being good are 52/52.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

You are on fucking crack:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=145e4hj25/EXP=1116528622/*-http%3A//www.timeformovies.com/GallerieFotografiche/Denise%20Richards%20Galley/vario/images/Denise_Richards_327.JPG[/IMG]

Who likes Meth?
 

I think you may actually mean 104/52, assuming, of course, we mean two of the same, as in RT's example.

Who likes Meth?
 

I think we're talking past each other.

manicure
 

I have a date tonight and my manicure is chipping. Damn. Do men notice these things?

I realize this is an inane question, but it concerns me and my mind has recently turned to mush.

manicure
 

It depends. Are you a scratcher?

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 

And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...f/britjuly.jpg

Overheard
 

Sebby could tell this guy that they're actually the same thing:

Hobo: Shit, I'm jus' tryin' ta get me some pussy and a beef sandwich.

--Union Square

from overheardinnewyork.com

manicure
 

more of a clawer. But I'm not having sex tonight.

Anyone want to lay odds on my keeping true to this statement?

manicure
 

Heh heh. You said "lay".




ETA: And excellent use of the possessive with a gerund!

manicure
 

On you? I would think not. Unless they're gay or metro.

manicure
 

we do. Sometimes that looks hot like the Gwen Stefani look.

The new Lindsey
 

THere is an actual Covington, KY? I thought I invented it.

manicure
 

manicure
 

Not such a good use of the html tags, however.

ETA: Fuck.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

Who's trying to have an intervention here? Jesus, those things are only for hardcore addicts. You don't fire off one of those just because you saw some show on alcoholism and determined that "Tom's nightly martini is a sign of real trouble ahead."

Who likes Math?
 

I've broken bread with spooky and that FUCKER never gave me any cake.

Fucker.

Although he did buy the beer once.

aV

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

What the hell is wrong with you? They let you snort that shit off your desk? And let me give you a little hint--posting is not condusive to meeting billables.

Toodles.

Baby, if you've ever wondered/wondered whatever became of me.
 

You did a good job, then. http://www.covingtonky.com/

Or you've flown into Cincy to catch a Reds/Mets series. Covington is the town across the river from Cincinnati, and is where the airport is.

(Podunkville is not there, btw. Did we have a good time doing karaoke at the Dew Drop Inn?)

The new Lindsey
 

I think it's right across the border from West Virginia. It used to be where all determination letter applications for retirement plans went. Heck, it may still be.

Who knew you were a benefits person???

ETA Oh, right across from Ohio. Whoops.

Who likes Britney?
 

I'm ready to come forward and defend Britney. Look, she's a girl from a small town in the deep south with an overbearing mother who has managed to make something of her life. As I've said beofre, she is the new fat Elvis, and fat Elvises are rare and to be savored and appreciated.

She got herself knocked up at a young age, but it gets her away from her bastard husband.

She married a bastard at a young age, but it got her away from her bitch mother.

She became a star at a young age thanks to good surgery and hype but it got her out of Mississippi.

She's accomplished a lot and come a long way. She's provided us with years of entertainment, little of it musical. And, that babe of hers is the next Lisa Marie.

Yes, she needs to learn to make only bad movies that feature her singing and TITS instead of so-called acting. Elvis learned that (well, it wasn't his TITS he was swinging around, but then you all know that), and she will too. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the musical remake of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

OK, Britney. You Go Girl.

manicure
 

Thank you! I don't think he's gay. Not as sure about the metro.

It's only a tiny chip. But annoying.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

What a fucking downer you are. Glad to know you won't be by here anymore then. Off off. Gotta go meet your billables! Maybe you'll get a gold star by your name with your increased productivity now that you've sworn off the internet. Brava!

The new Lindsey
 

Sweetie, where do you get this idea that i obsessively lecture on alcohol and drug consumption? Is that your coke paranoia kicking in? 'Cause in the like 5 times I've met you in my life this wasn't really a subject of conversation.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 

She's gunning for a big bonus this year, so she can buy a new pony.