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Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

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Translation: Hey look everybody, I agree with all of you and he doesn't! Do you like me yet?

TM

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Both. I sometimes need charts to figure out who has hooked up with whom.

There seems to be a difference between fucking around and relationships. Fucking around with someone that someone else has fucked around with is perfectly OK and happens all the time. Getting into a relationship with a friend's ex- is a whole different issue.

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Don't fall for that. The results are disappointing.

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Yeah, I stick my dick into just about anything, but I only kiss the ones I really like. Kissing's personal.

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". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?

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We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.

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PLF:

I didn't think I had to point this out to you but I didn't want to let the whole board in on what you are into (even though it was clear to me the first time I saw you). For your own privacy I said the stuff about the pants, etc.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

P.S. Do I look slutty to you?

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I would also like to know.

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What about Chocolate monsters or Yellow submarines or whatever it was?

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Good, Giving, and Game...

You're all GGG women in my book.

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I guess my point is that he should be loyal to his friend, seeing as they are...well, friends.

Besides, as for the ex, if you really want my opinion, I think it's fucked up that she's fucking her ex-boyfriend's friend two weeks (or whatever) after they broke up. Seems like a shitty thing to do.

Friendships are more important than most relationships. I don't know how close the two friends were (getting drunk after a funeral seems to imply that they were pretty good friends), but if this girl was so hot and smart and incredible, there is a possibility that Guy A would want her back. Fucking her two weeks later without finding that out pretty much ends that possibility. Hell, I bet half of the people posting here on this one are full of shit -- trying to make everyone seem like they are above it all. Give me a break. Something like that would affect a friendship.

TM

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I'm wearing an eyepatch in the only one I have handy. Is that OK?

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And the proud owner of an Assforest Razor**!





**Patent pending. No. 54528913489216704826576

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This is how you knew the Commando Boy would be receptive to your hands in his pants on the first date? And that he would be commando? Or did I get the timing wrong?

(Please PM me with my preferences. I don't want the whole board to know my weirdo fetishes.)