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spookyfish 05-18-2005 04:11 PM

manicure
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
more of a clawer. But I'm not having sex tonight.

Anyone want to lay odds on my keeping true to this statement?
Then, yes. (To both questions).

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:11 PM

How embarrassing
 
Jessica Cutler is being sued by one of the multitude:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517051blog1.html

"At the time of his relationshp with Cutler, Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was simultaneously engaged in sexual relationships with another man, let alone with five other men, and let alone that she was prostituting herself to some of them; and Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was recording the details of her relationship with Plaintiff on a public weblog, making those details available to the public."

That must have been a fun complaint to write.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 04:14 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are on fucking crack:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=145e4hj25/EXP=1116528622/*-http%3A//www.timeformovies.com/GallerieFotografiche/Denise%20Richards%20Galley/vario/images/Denise_Richards_327.JPG[/IMG]
I am embarrassed to remember this but Chef once described DR's fake TITS as being bad bc they looked like they had 25 pound barbells in them.

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 04:14 PM

manicure
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you! I don't think he's gay. Not as sure about the metro.

It's only a tiny chip. But annoying.
He won't notice. You will obsess over it however. Unless you just let it go. This is why I don't polish my (finger) nails. They start to peel or crack within 48 hours of a manicure. I have no patience for this.

dtb 05-18-2005 04:14 PM

Who likes Math?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by andViolins
I've broken bread with spooky and that FUCKER never gave me any cake.

Fucker.

Although he did buy the beer once.

aV
Wait a minute. spookyfish is a DUDE? Well, that explains a lot.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 04:16 PM

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...f/britjuly.jpg
That iS Britney? She looks like a fifty year old woman. Get her some Restalyne.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-18-2005 04:17 PM

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...f/britjuly.jpg
I see a strange resemblance here to Jodi Foster.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:18 PM

manicure
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He won't notice. You will obsess over it however. Unless you just let it go. This is why I don't polish my (finger) nails. They start to peel or crack within 48 hours of a manicure. I have no patience for this.
And can someone explain why a good pedicure can last nearly four weeks without chipping -- just a little growing out? It can't be entirely due to wear and tear on the hands. Plus -- I can't stand the feel of polish on my nails, it feels heavy, and it dries them out.

(Yeah, I know, but it's better than statistics.)

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 04:18 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who's trying to have an intervention here? Jesus, those things are only for hardcore addicts. You don't fire off one of those just because you saw some show on alcoholism and determined that "Tom's nightly martini is a sign of real trouble ahead."
You are going to love your extramarital fling with the Surfboard Bunny

ETA: I bought a bottle of 3, some club soda and some Roses, had a highball instead of wine, and I feel pretty good today. Now I know the sercret of funtional alcoholism. Yay!

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:19 PM

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I see a strange resemblance here to Jodi Foster.
That's because you are the dumbest, and possibly the weirdest.

pony_trekker 05-18-2005 04:19 PM

Auslaenderpolitik
 
Lieber Hilfe Schreibtisch:

Stellen Sie bitte aus einer Weise, das Nazispam von meinem Arbeit inbox zu blockieren dar. Ich erhalte 60 ein Tag. Und PS, obwohl Sie mich vom Verwenden meines Macpostkontos verboten haben, das freies Spam bleibt.


Herzlichst

pony_t

dtb 05-18-2005 04:19 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!
 
A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:20 PM

Auslaenderpolitik
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Lieber Hilfe Schreibtisch:

Stellen Sie bitte aus einer Weise, das Nazispam von meinem Arbeit inbox zu blockieren dar. Ich erhalte 60 ein Tag. Und PS, obwohl Sie mich vom Verwenden meines Macpostkontos verboten haben, das freies Spam bleibt.


Herzlichst

pony_t
Glad to know I wasn't the only one getting those, i.e., that it wasn't the German internet porn.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:21 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.
It's a real classic look.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-18-2005 04:22 PM

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's because you are the dumbest, and possibly the weirdest.
Keep it up and someday you'll have a daughter reading to marry Kevin Federline to get away from you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-18-2005 04:22 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
She's gunning for a big bonus this year, so she can buy a new pony.
Because the last one was delicious.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:23 PM

Britney Spears is the next generation's Michael Jackson
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Keep it up and someday you'll have a daughter reading to marry Kevin Federline to get away from you.
Why do you think that? She won't be dumb and weird.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-18-2005 04:23 PM

Baby, if you've ever wondered/wondered whatever became of me.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
You did a good job, then. http://www.covingtonky.com/

Or you've flown into Cincy to catch a Reds/Mets series. Covington is the town across the river from Cincinnati, and is where the airport is.

(Podunkville is not there, btw. Did we have a good time doing karaoke at the Dew Drop Inn?)
There actually are some unbelievable houses from the 1870s on MainStrasse in Covington. Hidden rooms, secret entrances, etc.

Pretty cool.

For Kentucky.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-18-2005 04:25 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am embarrassed to remember this but Chef once described DR's fake TITS as being bad bc they looked like they had 25 pound barbells in them.
Pre-baby (Hi RP!), she would have been ridiculously hot flat-chested.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 04:29 PM

Auslaenderpolitik
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Lieber Hilfe Schreibtisch:

Stellen Sie bitte aus einer Weise, das Nazispam von meinem Arbeit inbox zu blockieren dar. Ich erhalte 60 ein Tag. Und PS, obwohl Sie mich vom Verwenden meines Macpostkontos verboten haben, das freies Spam bleibt.


Herzlichst

pony_t
I've been getting tons of that krap as well.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:29 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pre-baby (Hi RP!), she would have been ridiculously hot flat-chested.
What about pre-baby post-Charlie? Does that knock her down a peg? Angelina's rating seems unaffected by Billy Bob, but then she is superhuman-hot. On the other hand, Charlie is less repulsive than BB. A tough one.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-18-2005 04:35 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about pre-baby post-Charlie? Does that knock her down a peg? Angelina's rating seems unaffected by Billy Bob, but then she is superhuman-hot. On the other hand, Charlie is less repulsive than BB. A tough one.

I respect BB as an actor, even though he's a freak.

However, I respect CS as a lover of hedonism, but not as an actor.

So, the question is, does good acting top proficient whoring? Well, I don't know. I just don't know.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 04:35 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jessica Cutler is being sued by one of the multitude:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517051blog1.html

"At the time of his relationshp with Cutler, Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was simultaneously engaged in sexual relationships with another man, let alone with five other men, and let alone that she was prostituting herself to some of them; and Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was recording the details of her relationship with Plaintiff on a public weblog, making those details available to the public."

That must have been a fun complaint to write.
I'm surpremely disappointed that one can sue someone for kissing and telling.

I may have to go and redact parts of my weblog.

Forget what I said about the head pulling guy. And for God's sake, forget anything about the pee guy.

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 04:36 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
On the other hand, Charlie is less repulsive than BB.
Only if you don't let the Has Slept With Countless Prostitutes thing sketch you out a bit. Billy Bob is more of a serial monogamist* than a hooker addict, if tabloid reports are to be believed.



*I'm not saying that his relationships last a long time or that he doesn't cheat, but his pattern seems to be to cheat with the next Mrs. Trailerpark, as opposed to buying his dates.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 04:36 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about pre-baby post-Charlie? Does that knock her down a peg? Angelina's rating seems unaffected by Billy Bob, but then she is superhuman-hot. On the other hand, Charlie is less repulsive than BB. A tough one.
Did she unbirth the baby?

And BBT has a certain jay nay su kwa. You know he is a wild man in the sack, unlike CS who just seems like he would rather pay a braod to fulfill his needs and not have to reciprocate.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 04:36 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm surpremely disappointed that one can sue someone for kissing and telling.

I may have to go and redact parts of my weblog.
There's no way he's going to win. It's ridiculous.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 04:43 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's no way he's going to win. It's ridiculous.
I suspect he'll have about as much success as Miss Vermont did.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 04:45 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm surpremely disappointed that one can sue someone for kissing and telling.

I may have to go and redact parts of my weblog.

Forget what I said about the head pulling guy. And for God's sake, forget anything about the pee guy.
Not only that, but what is he complaining about? He comes across (heh) as a pretty decent guy in her posts. I had forgotten all about washingtonienne until this -- I didn't even recognize her real name until I hit the link. Now he looks like a jerk.

I'm sorta sympathetic to the idea that one should be able to have a relationship without having the details posted for all to see and mock, but a dignified silence would have been a better response.

Interesting that that a Republican lawyer would file a suit like this. Tort reform, indeed. I guess it ain't a frivolous suit when it's your ox that is being gored.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 04:45 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's no way he's going to win. It's ridiculous.
He gets to tell his side of the story. Namely, that she asked for the spanking, which nobody will care about, and that she's a big ole ho, which everybody already knew.

Not bob, why does he look like a jerk? Because he's not being "dignified" about it? She's a repugnant person and probably deserves whatever difficulty this lawsuit causes her, regardless of how meritless his claim may be under the law, and regardless of his incredibly poor judgment in banging a much younger staffer. She knew when she posted his initials that anyone on Capitol Hill could figure out who he was, and she didn't do it out of some concern that he might take advantage of other helpless young things. The fact that she profited from her behavior is pretty appalling, although not surprising, and I can only imagine how much it causes him to seethe.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 04:46 PM

manicure
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And can someone explain why a good pedicure can last nearly four weeks without chipping -- just a little growing out? It can't be entirely due to wear and tear on the hands. Plus -- I can't stand the feel of polish on my nails, it feels heavy, and it dries them out.

(Yeah, I know, but it's better than statistics.)
Dunno, and this is outable, what the fuck else that I post isn't?, but my toes are electric green right now and I think they're going to stay that way all summer. Go with nothing so they go with everything. Best $1.99 I ever spent at Walgreens.

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 04:46 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Only if you don't let the Has Slept With Countless Prostitutes thing sketch you out a bit.
Wasn't DR herself one of those hookers?

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 04:52 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pre-baby (Hi RP!), she would have been ridiculously hot flat-chested.

DR's TITs have always bothered me. I'm offended by them in a way that no other fake TITs have ever offended.

On an unrelated note, I think ANgelina is the sexiest woman alive and I was telling that to some dude lately and he said "are you kidding, she's so fake"...is there a single fake "enhancement" on her? I thought those were her lips and TITS?

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 04:53 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.
*sigh* I'm not surprised she's from Houston.

From the article:

Quote:

The buyer, who did not want to be named because of a company policy forbidding unauthorized conversations with the news media, also noted that a growing number of shoppers at the Neiman flagship store in Dallas, who have had implants, liposuction and lifts or tucks, have abandoned the traditional mother-of-the-bride look. Instead they prefer sexier designers like Versace, Dolce & Gabbana and Roberto Cavalli.
I had dinner with my friend Vanessa last night, who was telling me about this custom ordered dress in neon green* and pink for a Mother of a Groom. Vanessa was somewhat aghast at what this woman wanted on the dress, including a 18 inch train, all sorts of gathers, and lots of bunting. The mother came in with a friend who inquired if the bride was going to mind. She replied that the bride and groom knew exactly what they were getting into when they decided to have a wedding.

I am happy to see signs that designers may start considering larger chest sizes. Clothes shopping has always been a pain in the fucking ass.

*Exact same color as my toes, actually.

bilmore 05-18-2005 04:54 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I suspect he'll have about as much success as Miss Vermont did.
I give him a 50/50 shot, and she now has some bigbux to pay off the judgment. I think it's worthwhile.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 04:56 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bilmore
I think it's worthwhile.
Do you mean you think it's worthwhile for him - like he'll probably get something out of it? Or lawsuits like this are worthwhile because they'll discourage kissing and telling?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 05:00 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm surpremely disappointed that one can sue someone for kissing and telling.

I may have to go and redact parts of my weblog.

Forget what I said about the head pulling guy. And for God's sake, forget anything about the pee guy.
Its a publicity stunt.

If its not, and I were judge, here's how this piece of shit would end.

"I grant the defendant's motion to dismiss, with costs. You fucked a well known tramp in a public office building. Whatever harm came to you came at least more than 50% as a result of your own negligence. And you haven't disputed the truth of anything asserted. To quote my favorite Radiohead song, 'This is what you get.'"

bilmore 05-18-2005 05:00 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you mean you think it's worthwhile for him - like he'll probably get something out of it? Or lawsuits like this are worthwhile because they'll discourage kissing and telling?
I meant that, simply as an economic question for the lawyer thinking of taking his lawsuit, this would be a worthwhile risk - the chances of success are even, I think, and there's money to collect.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 05:01 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He gets to tell his side of the story. Namely, that she asked for the spanking, which nobody will care about, and that she's a big ole ho, which everybody already knew.

Not bob, why does he look like a jerk?
Oh, please. As my torts professor used to say, in the normal every day life, shit happens. Ok, she didn't put it exactly that way, but pretty close.

Let's recap. He's embarassed. I can't blame him for being pissed at her for letting the cat out of the bag (though it didn't seem to bother him when all of the other staffers knew that they were an item). But asking a jury for money damages because his feelings were hurt when he and the world found out via her blog that she had relationships with five other people when they were playing Headmaster and Naughty Schoolgirl?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:05 PM

How embarrassing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a publicity stunt.

If its not, and I were judge, here's how this piece of shit would end.

"I grant the defendant's motion to dismiss, with costs. You fucked a well known tramp in a public office building. Whatever harm came to you came at least more than 50% as a result of your own negligence. And you haven't disputed the truth of anything asserted. To quote my favorite Radiohead song, 'This is what you get.'"
Was she a well-known tramp before her blog became publicized?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:06 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.
Google says her:

http://img.ent.tom.com/images/yuan/40826an03.jpg

TM


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