Query for the Gang
 

You're already pregnant, you man-trapping whore.

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And what are you having?

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The usual, an ass sandwich.

Can one be not guily by reason of insanity in a pedophilia crime (pardon my ignorance on crim law)

Query for the Gang
 

Flinty-trapping whore?

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Much to ltl's chagrin, she's sharing a banana with RP.

Downer post of the day
 

Hmm. My boyfriend* said that his expressions were a big part of why Evil Dead II is so funny. Now I am intrigued about this weaselly eyebrow.

*So I think I now consider him to be my boyfriend because this weekend he asked me to please only have sex with girls if I have sex with anyone else. Of course I just laughed and did not agree to anything. But he's acting more boyfriend-like, so I guess he's my bf. Not that it would stop me from having sex with anyone else, just for the record. And I normally just refer to him by his first name, but I can't do that on here because it would be outable.

2~!

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I don't get this.

Downer post of the day
 

Why not just give him a name, like "Bill"? Unless that's his real name. But how would we know? So why not just refer to him by his real name here and pretend it's a fake name.

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Sounds appealing.

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ltl earlier said she's in dire need of some hot MFM action.

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And that's his best material.

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Good lord.

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I still don't get this.

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I'm pretty sure that bananas don't come into play in hot MFM action.