Update
 

To hell with Bill. Cuckold's still got to get himself some "strange."

Its your one and only free pass, Cuckold. You can't let that slide.

You've been wronged... think of it as a damages award. You need to be made whole again.

Update
 

aHA!

I think we've found our Bill, Dr. Watson.

Update
 

translation: my wife's lover totally kicked my ass

Update
 

Hmmm. Another (more plausible?) explanation. I guess I can take some comfort in the fact that between the two of us, we've got all the bases covered (you know, the whole Jack Spratt and his wife thing?).

Update
 

I assumed it from the start. Otherwise the hypo would have begun with "So I got arrested the other night for beating the living shit out of this guy..."

Update
 

This may be true as between the two of them from a relationship standpoint, but I think it's not from a legal one. Once they've reconciled (meaning they've had sex after the wronged party has found out about the affair), the slate is wiped clean. Then she's on higher ground legally b/c he's had an affair and she hasn't.

The reason I know this is my friend (who has had terrible luck with husbands) found out her husband (her first husband) had been having an affair for six of the seven years he and she had been married (he left her when she was eight months pregnant), and the cretin tried to get her to have sex with him, so that she couldn't use the affair against him in the divorce proceedings.

Thankfully, that strategy was not successful. Whew. That was ugly, I can tell you.


[This is probably whiffering (or whatever you kids are calling it these days), as I'm responding seriously to a joke, but it's useful information nonetheless.]

In Case TM Fails To Check Fashion Police Every Monday
 

A gift:

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Update
 

I wasn't kidding. I just don't think I could deal with being near my wife if she cheated. It's a nasty thing to have to stay monogamous. We're wired to do the opposite. I'd be very angry to learn that I was getting duped in an arrangement that involvs that level of commitment and sacrifice. I'd need to cheat a little myself just to be able to live with myself. How could any man be a cuckold? I'm not an egomaniac, but I couldn't handle knowing she banged someone else and I didn't at least milk that opportunity. I'd feel like the biggest duped rube in history.

So Cuckold, the meter's running... take a half day and go hunting. Otherwise you're going to feel silly in a few weeks when the reality of it sets in...

Update
 

My husband used to say that if I were to cheat on him, he just wouldn't want to know about it. Probably for the reasons you cite.

Update
 

Demonstrating, ladies and gentlemen, that our man Sebby is -- by a wide margin -- the most efficient skirt-chaser among putative cuckolds everywhere. Or would be.

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Really? I was thinking we'd found our cuckold.

Update
 

I think the meter ran out when they had their heart-to-heart. Cuckold could have bargained for the strange as a condition of reconciliation, but it seems he was more interested in preserving the relationship, and perhaps felt that his only leverage was the 2012 tickets to the badminton prelims.

If Andy Garcia Was A Badass
 

It's because he'd have to put on the guayabera and go on a rampage -- sucia! (biff!) mentirosa!! (pow!) sinverguenza!!! (thwack!)

A good hard look at yourselves
 

Apropos of nothing, what's the over/under on the first lecherous PM to the new chick? First paigow insult of her? Her first stalker/tribute sock? First TM mention of "fu" related to her?

Str8? Making book on any of these?

Update
 

He has to let Cuckold have a few shots at least. Fucking his wife and then kicking his ass is beyond the boundaries of good taste.

TM