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sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 05:08 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
He gets to tell his side of the story. Namely, that she asked for the spanking, which nobody will care about, and that she's a big ole ho, which everybody already knew.

Not bob, why does he look like a jerk? Because he's not being "dignified" about it? She's a repugnant person and probably deserves whatever difficulty this lawsuit causes her, regardless of how meritless his claim may be under the law, and regardless of his incredibly poor judgment in banging a much younger staffer. She knew when she posted his initials that anyone on Capitol Hill could figure out who he was, and she didn't do it out of some concern that he might take advantage of other helpless young things. The fact that she profited from her behavior is pretty appalling, although not surprising, and I can only imagine how much it causes him to seethe.
Your points are well taken, but you know what? He really should have considered the consequences of what he was doing when he did it. There are some times in life where whatever you're getting ($, pussy, a free pass out of trouble) is just toooo easy, and you know its going to come back and bite you in the ass. When you screw a little office nympho, as you're standing behind her, slapping her ass, you're realizing "Yeh, this has got to have a price..." And it does. The easy fun stuff all has a price. This guy's was steep. I hope the jackass enjoyed it.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. As my torts professor used to say, in the normal every day life, shit happens. Ok, she didn't put it exactly that way, but pretty close.

Let's recap. He's embarassed. I can't blame him for being pissed at her for letting the cat out of the bag (though it didn't seem to bother him when all of the other staffers knew that they were an item). But asking a jury for money damages because his feelings were hurt when he and the world found out via her blog that she had relationships with five other people when they were playing Headmaster and Naughty Schoolgirl?
He wants revenge, and I don't think it's because his feewing were huwt. Given how harshly a jury would likely view her, he has a chance, if he can get it past a judge. Of course, having conceded that everything she said is true may make that difficult.

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 05:09 PM
SNAAB
 
So, because every young attorney needs three cars, I didn't get rid of my saab when I bought my new car. Now the stereo panel died on it, so I can listen to a CD but I can't change the track etc and can't change the radio station when there's no CD in it.

Do I cough up the money to fix it at the Saab place;

Get rid of the damn money pit; or

Get a non-saab stereo put in and have it last longer that my POS car?


TIA

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 05:11 PM
Sweeeeeeeeeeet news for Coltrane from CBS
 
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sunnybunny
DR's TITs have always bothered me. I'm offended by them in a way that no other fake TITs have ever offended.
You clearly haven't seen any porn, then.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:11 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your points are well taken, but you know what? He really should have considered the consequences of what he was doing when he did it. There are some times in life where whatever you're getting ($, pussy, a free pass out of trouble) is just toooo easy, and you know its going to come back and bite you in the ass. When you screw a little office nympho, as you're standing behind her, slapping her ass, you're realizing "Yeh, this has got to have a price..." And it does. The easy fun stuff all has a price. This guy's was steep. I hope the jackass enjoyed it.
This is a very good point, esp. considering that he's in a fucking political job and really should have better instincts. However, while I do not espouse using the judicial system to do this, I think that chick deserves a little comeuppance (did somebody make this bad pun already?)

I want gwinky to kick her in the head.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-18-2005 05:13 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Google says her:

http://img.ent.tom.com/images/yuan/40826an03.jpg

TM
Her TITS make her hands look tiny. I bet Sebby's giant balls have the same effect on his crank.

DICK JOKE ZING!

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 05:13 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
Your points are well taken, but you know what? He really should have considered the consequences of what he was doing when he did it. There are some times in life where whatever you're getting ($, pussy, a free pass out of trouble) is just toooo easy, and you know its going to come back and bite you in the ass.
FWIW, I never sued that Maude Lebowski wannabe - and my damages have been incalcuable.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
He wants revenge, and I don't think it's because his feewing were huwt. Given how harshly a jury would likely view her, he has a chance, if he can get it past a judge. Of course, having conceded that everything she said is true may make that difficult.
Her book comes out next month. A friend in a bookstore said that they got the ARC this week. Author blurb:

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In May 2004, 26-year-old JESSICA CUTLER was thrust into the public eye when the online diary she kept for her friends exploded into Washington's scandale du jour. Immediately fired from her job as mail girl in the office of Senator Mike DeWine (for "unacceptable use of Senate computers"), Jessica remains unemployed in Washington DC.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 05:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I want gwinky to kick her in the head.
ooooooh. happily.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-18-2005 05:14 PM
How embarrassing
 
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Originally posted by bilmore
I meant that, simply as an economic question for the lawyer thinking of taking his lawsuit, this would be a worthwhile risk - the chances of success are even, I think, and there's money to collect.
Seems like that economic proposition was fair at the outset (as in, hey, law school buddy, can you draft a complaint for me?). And they draft the complaint, send it to her, and demand a settlement or they file. She called his bluff, and he filed. Oh well-it's good pub. for her book.

bilmore 05-18-2005 05:14 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
He wants revenge, and I don't think it's because his feewing were huwt. Given how harshly a jury would likely view her, he has a chance, if he can get it past a judge. Of course, having conceded that everything she said is true may make that difficult.
I think that, when banging a younger staffer in DC, the reasonable person foresees many bad consequences. Having the whole story published internationally, to the detriment of one's career, may not be within that "reasonable" range. He's got a good shot at this. I've seen almost this exact case win, for moderate returns.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:16 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Her book comes out next month. A friend in a bookstore said that they got the ARC this week. Author blurb:
She said thrust. Heh.

I love this "journal she kept for her friends." What?! It became public?!! And everyone on the Hill knows about it? But I never wanted this kind of attention!

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 05:16 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is a very good point, esp. considering that he's in a fucking political job and really should have better instincts. However, while I do not espouse using the judicial system to do this, I think that chick deserves a little comeuppance (did somebody make this bad pun already?)

I want gwinky to kick her in the head.
She gets her comeuppance, again and again. They remove them every three or four months when she has an emergency appt with her gyno. She has more strange rashes and growths than a floor in a homeless shelter.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:16 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Was she a well-known tramp before her blog became publicized?
Isn't "well-known tramp" redundant?

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:16 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW, I never sued that Maude Lebowski wannabe - and my damages have been incalcuable.
in your case it's been kept totally anonymous. What damages?

bilmore 05-18-2005 05:18 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
in your case it's been kept totally anonymous. What damages?
Significant lost-opportunity costs.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:18 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She gets her comeuppance, again and again. They remove them every three or four months when she has an emergency appt with her gyno. She has more strange rashes and growths than a floor in a homeless shelter.
The crush is back.

(Even though you're repulsed by me. Call me in February, okay?!)

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:18 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She said thrust. Heh.

I love this "journal she kept for her friends." What?! It became public?!! And everyone on the Hill knows about it? But I never wanted this kind of attention!
Most blogs have very small readership.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:18 PM
SNAAB
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, because every young attorney needs three cars, I didn't get rid of my saab when I bought my new car. Now the stereo panel died on it, so I can listen to a CD but I can't change the track etc and can't change the radio station when there's no CD in it.

Do I cough up the money to fix it at the Saab place;

Get rid of the damn money pit; or

Get a non-saab stereo put in and have it last longer that my POS car?


TIA
Go bill.

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:19 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Significant lost-opportunity costs.
The Charlie effect?

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 05:19 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. As my torts professor used to say, in the normal every day life, shit happens. Ok, she didn't put it exactly that way, but pretty close.

Let's recap. He's embarassed. I can't blame him for being pissed at her for letting the cat out of the bag (though it didn't seem to bother him when all of the other staffers knew that they were an item). But asking a jury for money damages because his feelings were hurt when he and the world found out via her blog that she had relationships with five other people when they were playing Headmaster and Naughty Schoolgirl?
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. The Mrs. still has that No Banging The Office Slut policy in place?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:20 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most blogs have very small readership.
Capitol Hill is a very small community, and the young staffers all talk.

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 05:22 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Capitol Hill is a very small community, and the young staffers all talk.
Mutist fucks!

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:22 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Capitol Hill is a very small community, and the young staffers all talk.
Right, so what's the difference between her telling everyone at lunch abuot the spankings the next day live and in person than on her blog?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:22 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't "well-known tramp" redundant?

TM
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?

bilmore 05-18-2005 05:22 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Right, so what's the difference between her telling everyone at lunch abuot the spankings the next day live and in person than on her blog?
I never got to go to her lunches.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 05:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
He wants revenge, and I don't think it's because his feewing were huwt. Given how harshly a jury would likely view her, he has a chance, if he can get it past a judge. Of course, having conceded that everything she said is true may make that difficult.
I disagree again. I see this guy with a decent shot at getting a big fat zero. What are his damages? He didn't lose his job, did he?How likely is a DC jury to feel sympathy for a (presumably white) secret-spanking Republican lawyer in a fairly high-ranking position?

But I don't think it will get past a motion to dismiss. Granted, I don't know diddly about tort claims in DC, but he wouldn't have a shot at stating a valid claim for intentional infliction of emotional distress or invasion of privacy around here. There's some real bad case law with bizarro and really horrific fact patterns (bad as in people dying, not bad as in being outed as the one of five boyfriends who can't come with a condom) where those claims get booted as a matter of law.

If I were her lawyer, I'd counterclaim for sexual harassment. One of her bosses set her up with this guy who is her superior, she has a relationship with him, and then gets fired when it becomes public. That one will get past the motion to dismiss stage.

This dude is stupid. If he were in private practice, he would perhaps remember the reason why lawyers tend not to sue clients on unpaid legal bills . . .

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:24 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Google says her:

http://img.ent.tom.com/images/yuan/40826an03.jpg

TM
Did she have her hips removed and put into the funbags? That wouldnt be so awful looking if she had some hips to balance it out. How does she not do a faceplant everytime she stands up?

She is pretty but for the collagen ducklips. At least she kept her original nose- gives the face some character.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:25 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
If you have many sexual partners, but no real relationships (mind you I don't know how many of her sexual partners thought they were in a genuine relationship with her or if they were just taggin' that ass), then I guarantee they're talkin'. Well, when they look like her, they are. When they look like Monica Lewinsky, not so much.

TM

bilmore 05-18-2005 05:25 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
I like how you tied all of this back in with the orgasm posts.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:26 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Right, so what's the difference between her telling everyone at lunch abuot the spankings the next day live and in person than on her blog?
I think the difference is that word gets around about the blog so anyone who hears about it and has internet access can go to the direct source; rather than if she had told a bunch of friends, and they told their friends, and so on. It makes the gossip more accessible. It's the difference between her merely telling everyone at lunch, versus her telling everyone at lunch, videotaping it, and playing it in the capitol rotunda, and then wonkette's getting a hold of it, and playing it on cnn.

This may not go to the legal merits, just to the reasonable expectation of dissemination (ha!).

I really don't believe that she intended her blog to have a limited readership, but I am inclined to think poorly of her.

ETA that I would be concerned about the precedent it would set if he won, so it should probably be dismissed.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 05:28 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW, I never sued that Maude Lebowski wannabe - and my damages have been incalcuable.
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.

Dismissed, with costs.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 05:29 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. The Mrs. still has that No Banging The Office Slut policy in place?
Worse than that. She has a No Hiring An Office Slut policy in place. NB&A employees are all either guys or look like my grandmother.

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 05:29 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
Sure. For an extra $50 per session.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:30 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The Charlie effect?
More like the Bayesdow effect. Not everyone was privvy to the body stubble. Who wants to trap that?

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:30 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.

Dismissed, with costs.
God damnit.

Diet coke. Keyboard. Jacket.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 05:30 PM
Damn
 
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-18-2005 05:31 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most blogs have very small readership.
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-18-2005 05:31 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
Usually the note under the door from the upstairs neighbor confirms that the answer to this is "yes".

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:32 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?


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