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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-19-2005 01:06 PM
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I've had it on, but I've not paid attention.
Me too.

He had Buzz Aldrin on when I was half-watching it.

baltassoc 08-19-2005 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me too.

He had Buzz Aldrin on when I was half-watching it.
Did they talk about sex? In space?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-19-2005 01:51 PM
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Did they talk about sex? In space?
Probably. Here two of my favorite of the Sports Guys most recent Ramblings:

After Mia Hamm retired, I was wondering if anyone would fill her void as the "cute female athlete who's as personable as an ironing board" ... and then Danica Patrick came along.


When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more enjoyable Spanish word than "pupeseria".


Speaking of Lance, everyone keeps raving how he's such a physical specimen, how he's unbelievable, how he's an inspiration and everything else -- and I'm not denying any of that -- but what about Jack Nicholson? The guy's been partying like a madman for four decades now: Outlived Belushi and Hunter S., looks 10 times better than Keith Richards and Jan Michael Vincent, still hangs with 25-year-olds and Playboy bunnies ... I mean, everyone else from his generation is either dead, brain-dead or stone-cold sober, and he's still chugging along like a college sophomore at Mardi Gras. So where's his Nike commercial?

Shape Shifter 08-19-2005 01:53 PM
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Oh, its requited. I don’t know how I’d get through these boards without you... You should name your child Sebastian.
Actually, I like the name Sebastian, and my wife even seemed to think that it would be a good name for a son. But I’ve ruined it. I can never use it. I’d have a child who reminded me of myself...

BTW, what’s a “stiffer?” I tip 15% for bad service, 20% for good.
What's the status for ncs and gwink? Are they still alone on the internet? I forget.

ltl/fb 08-19-2005 01:57 PM
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What's the status for ncs and gwink? Are they still alone on the internet? I forget.
You wound me.

Shape Shifter 08-19-2005 01:59 PM
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You wound me.
I thought you and Hank were an item, even though he's been temporarily suspended for assholosity on politics.

pony_trekker 08-19-2005 01:59 PM
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You should name your child Sebastian.
Actually, I like the name Sebastian, and my wife even seemed to think that it would be a good name for a son.
When my wife became pregnant, she sternly dictated:

"If it's a boy, no fag names."

soup sandwich 08-19-2005 02:14 PM
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When my wife became pregnant, she sternly dictated:

"If it's a boy, no fag names."
My wife and I have had the following conversation:

Wife: How do you like the name "Cooper" for a boy?
Me: Cooper's not a bad name, but why not just name him Faggy McFaggot instead?

SlaveNoMore 08-19-2005 02:32 PM
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The pregnancy one is the best of the three. There's a Palm in Philly thats always packed full of jackasses who fancy themselves as imprtant "players" with a hidden bar right next to the serving area for the buddy with the video camera. I can even see the exact table I'd use. Dead center... can be seen perfectly from every other table.

Their food's overrated shit anyway. Its worth the lifetime ban.
Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.

Nary raises an eyebrow.

Hank Chinaski 08-19-2005 02:33 PM
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When my wife became pregnant, she sternly dictated:

"If it's a boy, no fag names."
2. I told Atticus' wife to tell him he can't give my son any sissy names.

Shape Shifter 08-19-2005 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
My wife and I have had the following conversation:

Wife: How do you like the name "Cooper" for a boy?
Me: Cooper's not a bad name, but why not just name him Faggy McFaggot instead?
I like it.

ltl/fb 08-19-2005 02:37 PM
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I thought you and Hank were an item, even though he's been temporarily suspended for assholosity on politics.
I can't decide if that's adding insult to injury, or injury to insult. In any event, it's salt in the prior wound.

No way. He calls me ugly all the time.

Shape Shifter 08-19-2005 02:42 PM
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I can't decide if that's adding insult to injury, or injury to insult. In any event, it's salt in the prior wound.

No way. He calls me ugly all the time.
I thought he just did that to convince himself that he's in your league.

pony_trekker 08-19-2005 02:45 PM
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I have always wanted to do a few skits and get them on videotape. One would be to saunter into an airport bar in a Captain’s uniform, slug down five or six drinks, start slurring and acting surly and make a scene, then look at my watch, scream “Fuck! My flight!” and run out the door, videotaping the patrons left behind. The other would be to assemble a group of friends in a hotel suite, put plastic tarp all over the floor, dress the friends in butcher uniforms and one guy in janitor-type uniform (all wearing surgical masks) and then call some seedy strippers to the room, videotaping their horrified reactions when they enter the scene (Yes, I realize that one is a tad sick, but it’d be pretty comical). Now, you have given me a great idea. I’d get a female friend to wear a fake pregnancy costume and accompany me to dinner at a center table at a very upscale restaurant, where she would proceed to get scandalously falling down loud and obnoxious drunk. A buddy at the bar would videotape the horrified reactions of the patrons.

I love you - you’ve rounded out my pitch. Of course, royalties will be paid to you.
Those are really, really funny. I will provide you with the camera, or the financial backing.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-19-2005 02:51 PM
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I have always wanted to do a few skits and get them on videotape. One would be to saunter into an airport bar in a Captain’s uniform, slug down five or six drinks, start slurring and acting surly and make a scene, then look at my watch, scream “Fuck! My flight!” and run out the door, videotaping the patrons left behind.
Done (and much better too) by The Man Show.

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The other would be to assemble a group of friends in a hotel suite, put plastic tarp all over the floor, dress the friends in butcher uniforms and one guy in janitor-type uniform (all wearing surgical masks) and then call some seedy strippers to the room, videotaping their horrified reactions when they enter the scene (Yes, I realize that one is a tad sick, but it’d be pretty comical).
Done in the opposite direction on Reno 911 (put a "dead" stripper and a bunch of blood in bed with passed-out partner).

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Now, you have given me a great idea. I’d get a female friend to wear a fake pregnancy costume and accompany me to dinner at a center table at a very upscale restaurant, where she would proceed to get scandalously falling down loud and obnoxious drunk. A buddy at the bar would videotape the horrified reactions of the patrons.
Been done so many times I can't even remember an exact reference.

TM

dtb 08-19-2005 02:51 PM
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Those are really, really funny. I will provide you with the camera, or the financial backing.
I'll be the pregnant lady.

notcasesensitive 08-19-2005 02:52 PM
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2. I told Atticus' wife to tell him he can't give my son any sissy names.
You should watch the Palo Alto City Confidential episode on A&E. I don't want to out Atticus or anything, but your scenario might have already played out here.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-19-2005 02:52 PM
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He was doing the talk-to-people-in-a-food-court thing that Leno does to such non-comedic effect. Corolla did not do it any funnier than Leno.
That is simply unpossible.

TM

robustpuppy 08-19-2005 02:53 PM
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I'll be the pregnant lady.
Off my new corner, ho.

Good lord, it's only been a few hours and yet again, you cannot restraing yourself from moving in on my man.

dtb 08-19-2005 02:54 PM
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Off my new corner, ho.

Good lord, it's only been a few hours and yet again, you cannot restraing yourself from moving in on my man.
Duh -- you can't be the pregnant lady -- you ARE the pregnant lady.

Far be it from me to poach your internet boyfriend. That is a sacred bond.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-19-2005 02:55 PM
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Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.
Why do you know this?

TM

Hank Chinaski 08-19-2005 02:56 PM
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I thought you and Hank were an item,
Earlier today she posted that she doesn't respect woman who work in strip clubs. I knew then I could never bring her home to meet mom. I broke up by PM immediately.

robustpuppy 08-19-2005 02:59 PM
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Duh -- you can't be the pregnant lady -- you ARE the pregnant lady.
It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)

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Far be it from me to poach your internet boyfriend. That is a sacred bond.
Uh huh.

Replaced_Texan 08-19-2005 03:06 PM
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Did you read the piece in the Times about how studies show people personable waiters better, and that service usually isn't the prime deciding factor in tip size? It was in last week's oped section.

I do 25% if the person is exceptionally nice and super and I've loved the meal and am pretty drunk. I'll also tip way extra if I don't feel on dealing with getting change for the bills I have.
I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-19-2005 03:07 PM
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Done (and much better too) by The Man Show.

Done in the opposite direction on Reno 911 (put a "dead" stripper and a bunch of blood in bed with passed-out partner).

Been done so many times I can't even remember an exact reference.

TM
Well, I agree with you that the Captain but's been done. But the stripper bit has not been done in the reality TV format. And I can't find any reality TV version of the pregnant drunk bit either.

Hank Chinaski 08-19-2005 03:08 PM
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the bill is $15 or less.
I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)

sebastian_dangerfield 08-19-2005 03:08 PM
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I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.
Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.

He got fired, shockingly.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-19-2005 03:09 PM
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It's not permanent.
Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).

Replaced_Texan 08-19-2005 03:13 PM
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I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)
I'm a girl.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-19-2005 03:13 PM
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Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.

Nary raises an eyebrow.
Neeewww. Its got to be a joint full of high strung Guidos with cash, old rich farts and wanna be playas.

I need to get a decrepit Rittenhouse relic yelling at the pregnant drunk, followed by some Guido in a sharkskin suit bitching about how "Youuu're fuckin' up dis special dinner with my girlfriend, Candy."

dtb 08-19-2005 03:13 PM
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It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)
I don't get it.


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Uh huh.
What? It isn't? Now, is that any way to treat your new internet boyfriend? He has feelings, you know.

Replaced_Texan 08-19-2005 03:13 PM
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Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).
Or Dana Scully (13 or so months).

Hank Chinaski 08-19-2005 03:15 PM
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Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.

He got fired, shockingly.
Oh. I thought she meant she only had 1 drink, but maybe there's a cheating bartender.

Or maybe she drinks really really cheap beer. I remember driving through Texas and Louisiana and seeing roadhouses with big signs advertising that they sell Falstaff.

How could a sign letting people know the main beer on tap is Falstaff bring people in? What is with the Southern mind?

robustpuppy 08-19-2005 03:15 PM
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Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).
The mere thought of that makes me want to cry.

SlaveNoMore 08-19-2005 03:16 PM
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Why do you know this?

TM
Because the TGI Fridays in West Chester is better than the one in Folcroft.

Hank Chinaski 08-19-2005 03:17 PM
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Rittenhouse relic
what does this mean?

robustpuppy 08-19-2005 03:17 PM
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I don't get it.
Heat is supposed to diminish motility. It was along the lines of "if he knocks me up again right away, I'll kill him."
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What? It isn't? Now, is that any way to treat your new internet boyfriend? He has feelings, you know.
Very clever, hussy.

Diane_Keaton 08-19-2005 03:18 PM
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I'll be the pregnant lady.
Off my corner ho. I'll be the pregnant lady, but only if SD knocks me up personally.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-19-2005 03:18 PM
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I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.
I've found that the more you do this, the less your bill tends to be. I guess it is technically stealing on the wait staff's part, but what am I supposed to do? Not tip big?

TM

dtb 08-19-2005 03:20 PM
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Off my corner ho. I'll be the pregnant lady, but only if SD knocks me up personally.
Ladies, ladies...

I believe sd made it clear that he's looking for a FRIEND to wear a FAKE PREGNANCY SUIT. So if you really want sd to knock you up, you're out of the running.

I'm so misunderstood.


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