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barely_legal 07-26-2005 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Spanky,

I understand the benefits of an "open door" policy to the local kids, but maybe we need to institute a filter for the grown-ups, no?

Gattigap
Don't be a Greg. He was the Assholeist.

paigowprincess 07-26-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2 minute of bliss then 10-20 at San Quentin?
Spanky and his Beard and Mullet would look Hot in an orange jumpsuit. WIll they allow the turquoise terry cloth bathrobe in?

Flinty_McFlint 07-26-2005 02:54 PM

So
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, Spanky represented TWICE. Manspinster or Player?
He didn't hit you with the doe-eyed innocent thing, did he? Man he gets a lot of play off of that. You'd be surprised how many chicks have a naivete fetish. Spanky is the master.

paigowprincess 07-26-2005 02:58 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
He didn't hit you with the doe-eyed innocent thing, did he? Man he gets a lot of play off of that. You'd be surprised how many chicks have a naivete fetish. Spanky is the master.
I am a little fuzzy on the details but I remember something about a Mayflower Ball, colleges he might have gone to and his inability to properly navigte the streets of San Francisco. Nothing about Deer, unfortunately named Cats and Idiot's Guides. I don't hav much Spanky traction at this point. It is all still very Chance/Chauncey. So, Manspinster or Player?

Flinty_McFlint 07-26-2005 03:02 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am a little fuzzy on the details but I remember something about a Mayflower Ball, colleges he might have gone to and his inability to properly navigte the streets of San Francisco. Nothing about Deer, unfortunately named Cats and Idiot's Guides. I don't hav much Spanky traction at this point. It is all still very Chance/Chauncey. So, Manspinster or Player?
I would tell you, but I don't think it's my place to spoil the surprise in what is turning out to be the Most Anticipated FB Hookup Ever! I am on the edge of my seat just waiting for reports of the next meeting, and potential sparks in Spankyland.

Yours truly,

a romantic

Hank Chinaski 07-26-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Spanky and his Beard and Mullet would look Hot in an orange jumpsuit. WIll they allow the turquoise terry cloth bathrobe in?
ask fringey. she can help you with the conjugal visit rules too.

paigowprincess 07-26-2005 03:44 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I would tell you, but I don't think it's my place to spoil the surprise in what is turning out to be the Most Anticipated FB Hookup Ever! I am on the edge of my seat just waiting for reports of the next meeting, and potential sparks in Spankyland.

Yours truly,

a romantic

Maybe Everyone should go to Mr. Bing's real soon.

LessinSF 07-26-2005 03:47 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, Manspinster or Player?
Playspinster.

Atticus Grinch 07-26-2005 04:13 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
And the real baby Jesus would fuck you the hell up if you gave him any shit.
That little punk makes Damien Thorn look like a pussy. If I weren't worshipping him already I'd certainly consider starting.

ETA: This gospel should also shut up those lefty pansy-ass detractors of Bush's Iraq policy. Like the Pope.

Hank Chinaski 07-26-2005 04:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That little punk makes Damien Thorn look like a pussy. If I weren't worshipping him already I'd certainly consider starting.
Reads like my juvenile record (sealed)

Atticus Grinch 07-26-2005 04:20 PM

So
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Reads like my juvenile record (sealed)
Find yourself a choir of heavenly angels and you've got yourself a ground-floor toady. I bet the Polyphonic Spree is hungry for gigs.

paigowprincess 07-26-2005 04:27 PM

Paging Sidd Finch
 
Bing's on Thursday? Gotta find out how my wager is going.

"Ping! Pow!

Anonymous Fashionista 07-26-2005 04:39 PM

confidential to Mr. Barsitter
 
Special good luck wishes this week. We are thinking good thoughts, go get em tiger!

Porkchop 07-26-2005 04:59 PM

Paging Sidd Finch
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bing's on Thursday? Gotta find out how my wager is going.

"Ping! Pow!
I'm available then. Spanks, can you drive us there?

Spanky 07-26-2005 05:14 PM

Paging Sidd Finch
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Porkchop
I'm available then. Spanks, can you drive us there?
Replaced Texan now has a picture of the real Porkchop so there is no reason to use a poor imitation.


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