If Andy Garcia Was A Badass
 

But that's why I suspect violence would be involved. The portrait you paint closely resembles his everyday demeanor. He's not what you'd call an even-tempered fellow.

Those epithets are terms of endearment compared to what he'd actually call me (if he found out, that is).

A good hard look at yourselves
 

Nice try Humbert, but you're not winning any sucker bets today.

If Andy Garcia Was A Badass
 

I was keeping it clean because I know this is a Family Board.

A good hard look at yourselves
 

No fair of you to propose this, as you probably have material inside information.

I suspect these were proposed as an afterthought to the first question, perhaps to cause us some confusion and obfuscate your attempt to make a quick buck. But in the event that I'm wrong, and you're just being protective of your newber, I think it's kinda cute.

If Andy Garcia Was A Badass
 

You are nothing if not a gentleman.

Update
 

C'mon. Even a longtime lurker (hi Penske!)-sporadic poster like me knows the answer to this:

Because cuckold is huge-- Basedow-huge . . . . on the internet.

Wet bus stop, she's waiting.
 

I am offended by what you imply. Or want me to infer. Whichever.

In Case TM Fails To Check Fashion Police Every Monday
 

Thanks. Can't get enough. In fact, I recently saw the full, unedited Monsters Balls sex scene, so I'm good -- for a little while, at least.

TM

A good hard look at yourselves
 

You've already sent the PM, no?

The real action will be on who first accuses her of being a Penske sock and/or a man pretending to be a woman (NTTAWWT).

Update
 

As horrifying a thought as this is, I agree with Sebby.

eta: i do not think there is a clock running though, I think cuckold gets a free pass to use at his discretion during some commercially reasonably period, maybe like the next year

Wet bus stop, she's waiting.
 

See? I knew you knew the difference.

Temptation, frustration.
 

Damn. Can't believe I missed the two most obvious ones. Str8, you got those?

(And, et tu, brute? Sigh.)

A good hard look at yourselves
 

Can you ever really be sure its not?

Interesting that a newberchick arrives right after Less' bans me.

Update
 

Have you thought about getting her to give you a FMF?

If Andy Garcia Was A Badass
 

Does anyone remember the restaurant scene in Internal Affairs with Andy Garcia after Richard Gere sends him his wife's panties? It's like Ricky Ricardo lost his mind. Great scene.

TM