sebastian_dangerfield |
01-11-2013 08:27 AM |
Re: Outback
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(Post 476179)
Yes, I am Wonking.
I do not understand Outback's business model. I went to one in New York once and the steaks were $28. And the steak sucked. Why would I pay that kind of cash for a steak at outback when I could go to a very good french bistro and get a steak that is twice as good for the same price?
I understand that Outback is like the most successful restaurant franchise ever (by profits per restaurant, I think), but I just don't get it. Surely in the places where the steak prices are actually a good deal, there are other options for steak at the same price point. Or is it all about the bloomin' onion?
TM
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1. You cannot cut your steak in the bistro with a Crocodile Dundee knife.
2. The server doesn't call you mate.
3. Flair? Hello?
4. No Men at Work medleys in the Muzak cue.
5. None of the Greg Norman Vineyards on the wine list.*
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*The Great Barrier Shiraz is fortified... Blurs the ennui accruing from realization you're in the suburbs, eating from Restoration Hardware silverware, in a stuccoed big box build-out, next to a PF Chang's and Victoria's Secret, almost as effectively as Ativan.
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