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bilmore 05-18-2005 05:32 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
Don't worry, your vow is safe. You've got a chipped nail, right? No dude is gonna get past that.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 05:33 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?



yes

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:33 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.

Dismissed, with costs.
No, what I asid was that the whole scene was so bizarre I thought I must have taken mushrooms.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:34 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place?
She fucking cheated by leaking her URL to Wonkette.

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:34 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The crush is back.

(Even though you're repulsed by me. Call me in February, okay?!)
Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February?

LessinSF 05-18-2005 05:35 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?
Speaking of which, how goes it with the neighbors, ABBA?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:36 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February?
Not if you fucking choke on the maraschino cherry in one of your frou-frou drinkie poos before then, sweetums.

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:36 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
This dude is stupid. If he were in private practice, he would perhaps remember the reason why lawyers tend not to sue clients on unpaid legal bills . . .
Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 05:37 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
yes

Portabello or morrel?

Aw, fuck. I now know what I'm going to do with the spare vibrator. It needs to come to the office.

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 05:37 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
paigowprincess
More like the Bayesdow effect. Not everyone was privvy to the body stubble. Who wants to trap that?
Apparently, quite a few.

Whereas, you, my haggard old friend, sit alone at the bar. Go figure.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 05:37 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?
Aha!! I think we have figured out what "toe-sucking" means in Podunkville. Nice work, Sidd.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:39 PM
Fungus
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?
http://www.laosdemocracy.com/images/...ck1%20copy.gif

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:40 PM
Just say hoe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.laosdemocracy.com/images/...ck1%20copy.gif

TM
This is your mushroom. This is your mushroom after banging washingtonienne.

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 05:41 PM
Morning Wood
 
Quote:
greatwhitenorthchick
yes
http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~snpower/ima...ngmushroom.gif

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:44 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not if you fucking choke on the maraschino cherry in one of your frou-frou drinkie poos before then, sweetums.

I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.

spookyfish 05-18-2005 05:46 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Right, so what's the difference between her telling everyone at lunch abuot the spankings the next day live and in person than on her blog?
Potential loss of editorial control?

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 05:46 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
paigowprincess
No, what I asid was that the whole scene was so bizarre I thought I must have taken mushrooms.
That's too bad.

A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused (1) your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times and (2) your outrageous refusal to leave my apartment.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:46 PM
Just say hoe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is your mushroom. This is your mushroom after banging washingtonienne.
DC's Vagina Dentata? Someone start a blog.

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:47 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.
I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 05:47 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.
Why are you so determined not to have sex???

ABBAKiss 05-18-2005 05:47 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Speaking of which, how goes it with the neighbors, ABBA?
We've been staying at his place to appease them as of late.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:48 PM
Fungus
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.laosdemocracy.com/images/...ck1%20copy.gif

If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

TM

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:49 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was going to suggest that we kiss and make up, but first I need to know whether you are my-tits-are-big-and-I'm-unusually-horny-but-if-you-didn't-know-that-then-you-wouldn't-notice-anything pregnant, or waddling-like-an-overstuffed-penguin pregnant.
I didn't know preggo fetishes had terms. Wonk?

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:49 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's too bad.

A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused (1) your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times and (2) your outrageous refusal to leave my apartment.
Yeah, but an alternate explanation would be that she was trying to cover her face with the sawdust and, when that failed, she was too embarassed later to show it in public.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:49 PM
Fungus
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.
No wonder your cooter is so sandy.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 05:50 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?
Exactamundo. Even though it was all her idea. She asked me to spank her. And pull her hair. Really.

(and, since I've been asked by at least one person, the real answer to why law firms tend not to sue their clients for unpaid bills is because doing so might trigger a malpractice counterclaim)

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 05:50 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We've been staying at his place to appease them as of late.
I thought the whole point was thtat there was more than one him and possibly a her or two. You are all talk and no action, woman.

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:51 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I didn't know preggo fetishes had terms. Wonk?
Yeah, horny women with big tits is a preggo fetish.

Flinty_McFlint 05-18-2005 05:51 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.
So, a penguin, eh?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:52 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
A large dose of mushrooms might have actually excused...your falling on the sawdust-covered bar floor several times...
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:52 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, a penguin, eh?
I make Britney look like the new Lindsay Lohan.

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:53 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM
The parallels are uncanny.

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 05:53 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

How long ago did they fuck, cause I'm not talking about the one night stands I had a decade ago and I'm wondering if I should??????

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 05:54 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not doing anything for your image either, here.

TM

Hey. Too drunk to stand is a niche. Don't knock it.

Flinty_McFlint 05-18-2005 05:54 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I make Britney look like the new Lindsay Lohan.
I'm sure you are adorable. In other news, Lindsay "Skeletor" Lohan has allegedly signed on to take the part that Scarlette Johanssen was to play in Mission Impossible 3 with Mr. Cruising.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 05:55 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you so determined not to have sex???
I'm just going on this date to get perspective on my maybe-boyfriend. It's a first date. I'd like to be able to tell my great-nieces that Greataunt gwinky was once able to make it through a first date without fucking.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:56 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would tell you, but then somebody would make an "I"m RP and I love my pregnant body" sock, and there'd be more preggo fetish talk, and I don't want to be responsible for that.
Translation: I have huge, gravity-defying tits, but I have yet to gain any real weight.

TM

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 05:56 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm sure you are adorable.
I AM MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER!!!

At least that's what my quarry tells me.

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 05:57 PM
Damn
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm just going on this date to get perspective on my maybe-boyfriend. It's a first date. I'd like to be able to tell my great-nieces that Greataunt gwinky was once able to make it through a first date without fucking.
Oooooooh, it's a date with a new guy. I thought it was a date with maybe boyfriend.

Of course, fucking new guy will give you even more perspective on maybe-boyfriend, esp in light of pony's article from earlier.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 05:57 PM
Fungus
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

TM
You need a lot of work on your quoting technique.

TM


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