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Dude, if you want to meet AI, everyone knows he hangs out in the TGIFRidays on Cityline Avenue.

Oh, my bad... you were scouting fresh Denises at West Chester U. Nice. With all that shaving, they probably buy that story about how you're visiting from NYU.

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How is that different from any other thought?

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That, I understand. Hell, I'd lend you the murder weapon.


What?!?

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You are nothing if not kind and generous.

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I understood you. And gwinky seems to be AWOL today. Care to be my stand-in internet girlfriend until she returns? My internet piece on the side?



(ET capitalize AWOL because I know dbt cares about this sort of thing.)

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Polk I can understand but Bose? BOSE?! WTF?

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WOULD I? I can't believe you even have to ask.

GWNC will understand -- in fact, I think she'd approve, even.

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I'm just all choked up anyone would assume I can shoot live rounds anymore...

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A guy with a hairlip goes into a strip bar. He sees a beautiful dancer who has a fake eye. Made of wood. But this guy doesn't care about her handicap. He's checkin' out her sexy body. So he spends most of the day, and all of his paycheck getting lap dances from her. At the end of her shift, the stripper asks the guy "Would you like to take me home?" The guy says "WOULD I!" And the dancer says "Well fuck you, ya hairlip bastard!"

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Well, at the bar I go to, the barstaff either own the bar or are married to the guy who owns the bar. However they want to work it out, they'll work it out. They just had a baby last Monday night, so I think tips are up considerably this week.

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Dude, I have an acoustimass system (mixed with Polk and Boston Acoustics speakers) downstairs and a wave radio upstairs and I love both of them. Nothing pumps out bass like Bose.

Like I said, I can't hear treble anymore.

BTW, I second my post yesterday - BUY THE REDWALLS' "DE NOVA." These guys are a fantastic rock group.

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All my internet girlfriends agree that it is barely noticable. Thanks for bringing it up. Cad.


(I believe dtb's use was more a term of endearment.)

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I ordered two CD's from amazon on your recommendation yesterday. This is one of them.

The all caps thing is quite Spankyesque. Must be said in Owen Meany voice.

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Maybe you should have worked a little harder at keeping your internet boyfriend.

TM

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BTW, what'd you think of Floyd at Live 8? I was kind of “meh” about the whole thing. I see why Gilmour turned down $200 million to tour the US with a reunited Floyd. Waters is such a huge cocksucker also. He badmouthed Gilmour a week after the Live 8 show.
Speaking of Floyd, anyone know where I can find a French flick called “La Vallae (The Valley).” It’s a crazy 70s flick Floyd scored. I’m also looking for a copy of Zabriskie Point, a famous flick scored by Jerry Garcia, the Dead and Floyd.

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Spankyesque? You take that back.

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I did not watch any of Live 8. Despite the fact that it was The Biggest Concert Event of My Lifetime if promotional ads are to be believed.

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Me either. I was too busy drinking almond tequila and basking in the Galveston sun. I suspect I probably had a better time doing that than watching Live 8.

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They played a medley from The Final Cut.









No they didn't, but it would've been nuts if they did. Particularly considering the political undertones of those songs and their relevance today.

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Check out when he gets mad. He always reverts to all caps to make his point. As though people will stop bickering over politics and understand the truth of his statements once they are put into capital letters. I thought he must be Owen Meany, but paigow has corrected me. He is actually Grizzly Adams.

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He knows it all. Look at how he proved me wrong. Stalking women does work. Who'da thunk it?

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Did he call Gilmour an overrated douchebag?

Because that's the term my friends and I have been using since "Momentary..." came out when we were in college.

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STP.

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You know me so well.

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It's harder to trap a man on the internet than it is in real life.

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He called Gilmour a dick for properly advising him that he could not sing a lick. He also whined that Wright and Mason used to make fun of his voice.

I'm a Gilmour/Keith/Lennon person. I like Waters/Mick/McCartney, but I know they're not the backbone of the bands.

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Define "trap."

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And obviously you can't hear bass anymore either. Acoustimass. Sucker.

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This is an oversimplification. Thoughts of wearing my Armani suit or my Patagonia cargo pants (both size 8), or my Max Azria embroidered halter dress (size 6) with a pair of stiletto sandals make me smile.

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I'm not using the acoustimass subwoofer, smartypants.

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On the internet or IRL?

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I stand by my statement. Sucker.
You got sucked into the biggest hype of all time. Dr. Bose is laughing behind your back as we speak.

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When are you done? Seems like ages. You're scaring me. My wife and I think of having kids, but shit, alll the women who are doing it just bitch and moan about it. I haven't met any of those people who say "Oh, it was the most wonderful thing." All I hear is "I love the kid, but pregnancy fucking blew, and I really hate taking care of the kid."

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You know any other brand that sells those cubes?

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All you had to do was change your avatar to:

http://www.ashton-kutcher.com/albums...e_pregnant.gif

TM

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It is ages. It is seemingly interminable. The worst part about it is that it is relentless (you can't just take a day off).

Those people are miserable liars.


I love the kid(s) -- CHECK! You can't imagine how much.

Pregnancy fucking blew -- CHECK!!!! One of life's more disagreeable experiences.

hate taking care of the kid -- WHAT?!?! Could not disagree more.

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Eh. The worst part of pregnancy is the wardrobe.*

(It's not how you feel, it's how you look, and darling, I look absolutely mahvelous, albeit utterly unstylish.)


*This is a lie. The worst part is the "training" you get for waking up every hour and half.

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Either. I'm still not entirely sure of which type of boyfriend I have.

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My elevator tells me that he's also using Fish & Richardson for IP matters. Because Fish gets it right.

Lord, I spend too much time at work.

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You mean those shitty little cubes with the .25 tweeter? No. You mean a subwoofer/satellite system, small with good sound? Damn neared everyone.