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I think the most common - or at least second most common - answer is, the clients usually don't have the money anyway.

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As if my image could become more tarnished. Bitch, please.

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There was -- but now I am reformed. If you saw this guy and/or were deposed by him you would understand. He is turning ME in a monogamist.

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A long, long time ago. Paigow was still in her thirties back then.

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At least a few people here can vouch for my action. But, like I said, I am now reformed.

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You chew real nice.

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Sawdust?

Oh, riiiiiight. Slave was in his rodeo phase at the time.




http://www.dennightclub.com/cowboy9a.jpg

Fungus
 

And dry.

Fungus
 

Small consolation, but wet sand wouldn't feel good there anyway. It's great for your feet, though.

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You probably shouldn't talk at all. I wonder if Lunchbox is having any revelations out there on Everst?

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slave's a gay model? I had no idea. Shit, i probably would have met up with him had i known that...i'm such the fag hag.

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When I saw what I posted, I was gonna change it, but then I thought it sounded better coming from you.

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WOuldnt it be fun if we could all bang each other's lovers just once to see what everyone else is talking about?

Damn
 

Translation:

http://www.kurtknoll.com/mushminyh06.jpg

TM

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Another reason I'm happy that my wife doesn't post here.

Fungus
 

Tell me about it. Once a week, I farm the sand out of my cooter and give myself a pedicure. I have the smoothest feet in town.

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They have specials about folks who do that on HBO. For some reason, they're very hairy and its always in rural Northern California. Doesn't look like too much fun.

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Honey, despite the fact that I haven't been laid since March 17th when Luncbhox man left town, I can guarantee you I've been laid more in the past decade than you have...and, unlike some here, they always try to return for more....you're just a wannabe slut, honey. Speaking of revelations, Lunchbox man called me today and I told him about all the lunchboxes I've bought for him in his absence....can't wait for him to see the Underdog...what a sweet find.

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Slave is more the Barbizon equivalent of a gay model. He is just trying to look like one.

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2.

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God, this is almost as bad as the "my law school was better than your law school" discussion.

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It could. That second sentence did it.

TM

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Or they are biker factory workers -- but so far, haven't seen them on HBO.

sunny, thanks much for the information that LB called on the second monthly anniversary of your most recent fuck. I feel my day is now complete.

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That would give me some perspective, yes.

Where is PLF with his giant writhing love anaconda? That would help with perspective!!

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I got it...kinda like you thinking big boobs = hot boobs.

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Why? Neither of y'all seem to talk about your sex lives with your wives (or otherwise) on the board.

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agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study.

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Is this 2 because you banged Sebby's wife and if she posted here it might come out in some off-hand post about other lovers, and SD would realize something was up because he thinks he knows about all of them because, shit, everybody he knew in college fucked around with everybody else, etcetera, or is this "2" as in "I am also glad MY wife does not post here"?

Just to be clear.

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Shifter is gonna be real happy when he reads this.

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Disagreee. The "My cooter is rubbed far rawer red than yours" debate has true promise...

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Besides the gay inference one would tend to draw from that photo, how is posting a picture of some ripped guy (besides Bladesdow) and implying that it is slave, an insult? Is it because if we look really, really closely we might see the beginnings of body stubble? Are we supposed to assume he's a self-absorbed metrosexual? Or are you just trying to turn nfh on?

TM

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We already have a gwnc, and she actually seems like she would be enjoyuable in the sack. Sexy isn't your thing, dear. Can we hear about the stacked playboys (no pun!) in the living room again and how that angsts you?

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Shit, I hadn't even realized that. I think this is the longest I've been without sex since i started having sex. Maybe it's time for my token board fuck since i haven't slept with anyone here yet....where's Great Fuck when you need him?

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I think the argument is now "my jaw is more hinged like a snake's jaw than yours is."

Better, or worse?

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Translation:

Dammit, I get even less attention here from the men in SF than I did in DC. Why did I ever move here. Wah!!!!!

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She spends a lot of time on the Bang-LFM's-Only-Lover boards, though.

TM

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Right. sunny is rare and I am medium rare.

Some things are still a mystery to me, while others are much too clear
 

What's that fancy word for people who are so anxious to show that they aren't obsessed with another person that they constantly run around telling everyone that they are not obsessed with that other person?

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Well, with all due respect, I'd like to hear that sexy ain't my thing from someone who knows what sexy is...cause I'm not seeing anyone hold you up as the poster chick for sexy.

Some things are still a mystery to me, while others are much too clear
 

I think it was Paigow. Or Slave. Maybe they are synonyms.