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That's sort of how I do it too. Subtract maybe a dollar or two (depending, obviously, on size of the bill) if service was sub-par (which usually translates into "slow"), add a few bucks if I think the waiter is particularly hot.

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And I just only told that dork that notcasesensitive [curiously casesensitive in this case] would not check in origami?

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3.

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But cheaper than waxing!

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2. C'mon. Work with me here, Coltrane. I need something flameworthy.

Actually, this is just an approximation of my pattern. Always at least 20%, more if food was cheap, more if anything was taken off the bill, more if I'm a regular or if I have any interest in being a regular in the future, more if service was outstanding. I might consider going below 20%, but only if it was a I'm Never Coming Back Here sort of experience.

My proudest moment of late* was when my Mom visited and for the meal she payed for, I checked her tip and she left 20%. I trained her on the wait staff thing. <sniff> Gramma is a lost cause, however.



*C'mon with the commentary on how sad my life is that this is actually a proudest moment.

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STP. That should have been a 4.

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When I started typing, it was a 2. I'm wordy today.

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Actually Inside Joke Of The Day That ncs Was Not In On.

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I screw cabbies on tips all of the time. They get no leeway. Do one tiny little thing that pisses me off, and your getting a fucking nickel. Or I'm getting out and throwing four singles in your face when the fare is $6...or I start beating your cab with my umbrella (this happened).

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Hmm. Does screwing cabbies make you gay? I need a Flower ruling here. Are you typically pitching or catching? Do they thank you afterwards?

Or are you banging the Taxicab Confessions chick?

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No. It was not OTD.

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You are bored.

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Does Fish get it wrong on your elevator? That would be a nice change-up to see. I'm sick of that know-it-all Fish always getting it right.

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More procrastinating, but bored will work.

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Eat some magical shit!

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Sebastian is the new straight gay guy on the board these days. I'm 100% hetero - all man for the ladies. I got chicks slobbering over my dick 24-7-365.

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I was about to say that my firm wouldn't permit any competitor beaming their ^%#$^#$G promotional shit into OUR elevator. Then I remembered that most of our partners here wouldn't know about Fish even if they got slapped with one.

Carry on.

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You can suck it. I'm still fucking here.

TM

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Care to be my internet one night stand? I'm here for several more hours.

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That's way more time than he needs. In fact, he is probably already finished. I hope it was good for you.

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You are my bruhva from anovah muhvah.

TM

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I would, but I don't drink coffee at work past seven on a Friday night.

TM

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I agree on every point, except the last one.

TM

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No way, baby. I'm here for you.

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Do they take a day off in a leap year?

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I read this in an entirely different rhythm than you intended it. And it made me wonder why you were posting at that moment.

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Voice recognition software. He said the words, sure, but they weren't really directed to ncs.

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With the combo of sucking because he's still fucking, it's actually a little scary. I guess TM is quite dominant.

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Yay! I mean sad for you, but yay! for me. Unless you are sitting in a Fancy Wireless Internet/Oxygen Froo Froo Club making sexy bedroom eyes at the latin bartender (is it a bartender if he is peddling air?). Or some other equally exciting endeavor.

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What a cheap bastard.

Boo!

Natasha Lyonne
 

Drugs. Disease. It's a true Hollywood tragedy.

She rose to stardom in “American Pie,” but now actress Natasha Lyonne is fighting for her life.

The New York Post broke the story that the missing actress had been found. Natasha, 26, is struggling to survive in New York City's Beth Israel Hospital intensive care.

Reportedly, Natasha is suffering from hepatitis C, a heart infection, a collapsed lung and is covered in track marks.

She's also undergoing methadone treatment
Aaron Braunstein is very upset about the article in the Post.
“There's a confidentiality between patient, doctor and hospital, so all of this is probably going to be a major lawsuit,” he continued.

Natasha, has also appeared in “Slums of Beverly Hills,” “Detroit Rock City” and “Kate and Leopold,” was arrested for drunk driving in 2001.

Courtney Love Jr.

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Natasha Lyonne
 

Why the hell isn't she at Cedars? Loser.

Natasha Lyonne
 

That is sad. Sounds like she won't have any money for drugs by the time she gets out.

Natasha Lyonne
 

Perhaps she only shared a "tattoo" needle with Tommy Lee?

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I think he still qualifies as a bartender -- it's just an air bar.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! I got the 2.1 system at Best Buy tonight, hooked em up and I'm surrounded in glorious, booming, subwoofered bass, with Aguilera singing Beautiful. Oh, and aint it! Thanks, Man!!!

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My elevator tells me the same thing!

I don't think we ever used Fish & Richardson.

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Fringe, does this mean you're through with Hank?

Big Country
 

You guys have pretty good music taste, eh? I'm looking for songs to download for one collection that have in common that they are "ASS KICKING SONGS" or the kind that inspire drunken, white-boy slam dancing or other raucous, alcohol-fueled behavior. Right now, I have stuff like "Should I Stay..." by the Clash and "The Real Me" (Quadrophenia, oh those drums). Oh, and we're looking for fairly mainstream stuff, not some obscure bullshit. Which means Paigow's on Ignore (sorry, biatch).

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Mystery solved. I was just in my elevator and it told me that Fish is counsel to Captivate Network. Ya know, the tv's in elevators people. It is probably a win-win for Fish and Captivate to have those annoying ads on. Captivate looks like they are getting quality advertisers and Fish tells millions of people everyday that Fish Does It Right for some sort of discount I'm sure.