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robustpuppy 05-18-2005 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The latter.
Well sure, what else are you going to say?

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
what happened to the crazy looking cat?
It'll be back at some point. I feel cake-y today.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
shit what did I say?...you're hot...i know it. You've got a hot ass too. I'd fuck you, were I in the mood.
You are confusing me with chef.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 05-18-2005 07:14 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ooooh! Ooooh, Mister Kotter, I know!

"Is it twue what they say about you people?"
Please. You are making a German spectacle of yourself.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The most applicable insult is that I'm way out of your league.

Ouch, that hurts.
Are you saying that you're out of her league or the most applicable insult she could have used was that she was out of your league? Or were you just saying that you fucked my wife?

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 07:17 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well sure, what else are you going to say?
If you know you're not going to like the answer, why even ask the question?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If you know you're not going to like the answer, why even ask the question?
I would ask some of my clients the same thing, but then I couldn't bill them for "research."

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If you know you're not going to like the answer, why even ask the question?
Now I feel bad about fucking your wife, or, I meant, not fucking your wife.

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 07:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now I feel bad about fucking your wife, or, I meant, not fucking your wife.
Dude, I was just being nice. Of course I'm fucking your wife. Wouldn't you?

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 07:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are confusing me with chef.

TM

am not.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 07:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just thought this should be reposted. In case anyone is concerned about posting detracting from the ability to bill those hours. I'm a helper.
I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Dude, I was just being nice. Of course I'm fucking your wife. Wouldn't you?
I usually do both at once. I've very little time.

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 07:21 PM
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Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
Or were you just saying that you fucked my wife?
Who hasn't?

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 07:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
am not.
You post this, but don't have time to post how often you are in the mood.

Now I'm all sad.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Who hasn't?
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 07:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I usually do both at once. I've very little time.
Yeah, I hear that it takes you no time at all.

Not Bob 05-18-2005 07:24 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?
No, but I complimented her new hairstyle.

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 07:24 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You post this, but don't have time to post how often you are in the mood.

Now I'm all sad.

OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 07:25 PM
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?
So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 07:25 PM
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paigowprincess
I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.
Translation:

I like to stay at work as long as possible and avoid going home alone to my dreary, lonely apartment and settling in with yet another night of television and quart of Haagen Dazs.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
No, but I complimented her new hairstyle.
The "Slave"? I did that with a straight razor on a Ciroc and Fuze "Jesus Juice" bender. Very William Burroughs of me, DYT?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 07:27 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
DYT?
Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.
It means nothing, sorta like Hagen Dazs, FGD.

LessinSF 05-18-2005 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?
So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, I hear that it takes you no time at all.
You're thinking of NotBob. He could go longer. He's just selfish.

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 07:30 PM
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Originally posted by LessinSF
So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.
Didn't Less and sunny meet, but not fuck? Did they just not spend long enough in each other's presences to hit a horny sunny time?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:32 PM
Rare, Please
 
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Originally posted by LessinSF
well done pussy
What the hell is that?

sunnybunny 05-18-2005 07:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.

Flinty_McFlint 05-18-2005 07:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?
Thurgreed LOVES coffee.

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 07:34 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.
But not by the idea of him grooming his wife with a striaight razor while drunk?

robustpuppy 05-18-2005 07:37 PM
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
But not by the idea of him grooming his wife with a striaight razor while drunk?
Shit, I know he's just talking out of his ass on that one.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 07:39 PM
Rare, Please
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?
Its a pussy that hasnt been rubbed rare.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 07:40 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 07:41 PM
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Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
The "Slave"? I did that with a straight razor on a Ciroc and Fuze "Jesus Juice" bender. Very William Burroughs of me, DYT?
Would William Burroughs touch an energy drink?

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 07:43 PM
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robustpuppy
Shit, I know he's just talking out of his ass on that one.
No, he isn't.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 07:44 PM
Rare, Please
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?
well done, as opposed to rare, or even medium rare, roast beef.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:46 PM
Rare, Please
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its a pussy that hasnt been rubbed rare.
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals. Here's my grading system:

Raw - Early high school, untouched.
Seared - College freshman. Tenderizing in grain punch.
Rare - College through grad school through age 30.
Medium Rare - 30 through 40, non skank.
Medium - 40s MILF/Cougar
Well Done - 50s
Overcooked - Everything else

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-18-2005 07:47 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.
Cold. Just cold.

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 07:49 PM
Rare, Please
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?
The oposite of rare roast beef?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:49 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No, he isn't.
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.


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