shock, horror
 

Then why was it never very SNOWY or COLD or anything? What stupidity.

shock, horror
 

Pacey wore turtlenecks from time to time.

Cocktails
 

It does seem suspicious, doesn't it? First series of Simple Life = sex tape with Rick Solomon. Second series of Simple Life = hacked internet address book. Hmmmmmmm. Still, unless your name and number was leaked, where's the harm? You say deceptive publicity stunt, I say to-mah-to (basil).

shock, horror
 

Sweetie, those suffice on a cold day in Houston or perhaps the NC coast, but not on Cape Cod in the winter.

Anyway, I think he was just wearing them to cover up the hickeys he got from his teacher.

shock, horror
 

Pacey's Canadian. We are tough. All he needs is a turtleneck. In fact, that's a little wussy. I frequently walk around NYC in the dead of winter in my underwear and nothing else.

Who wants to make some money?
 

Here are the buy-sell prices of contracts on your next American Idol. All contracts pay $100 for the winner, $0 for the loser. First number is price to sell (or buy short) one contract; second number is the cost to buy one contract; third number is the "gambling money line equivalent" of the second number (i.e. for Carrie Underwood, buying one contract at 24 is equivalent to making a $24 bet at +316).

So with these numbers, where's the smart money going? Anwar and Nadia?

AMERICAN IDOL CHAMPION 2005 (1-Pay) $100 WIN

Series Name Sell Buy
CARRIE UNDERWOOD 19 24 +316
MARIO VAZQUEZ 18 23 +334
ANWAR ROBINSON 11 14 +614
VONZELL SOLOMON 8 11 +809
NADIA TURNER 6 8 +1150
ANTHONY FEDEROV 4 6 +1566
BO BICE 4 6 +1566
ALOHA MICHEAUX 4 6 +1566
DAVID BROWN 4 6 +1566
SCOTT SAVOL 2 4 +2400
LINDSEY CARDINALE 2 4 +2400
JESSICA SIERRA 2 4 +2400
TRAVIS TUCKER 2 4 +2400
AMANDA AVILA 2 4 +2400
JUDD HARRIS 1 3 +3233
CELENA RAE 1 3 +3233
NIKKO SMITH 1 3 +3233
SARAH MATHER 1 3 +3233
CONSTANTINE MAROULIS 1 3 +3233
JANAY CASTINE 0 2 +4900
MELINDA LIRA 0 2 +4900
MIKALAH GORDON 0 2 +4900
JOSEPH MURENA 0 2 +4900
JARED YATES 0 2 +4900

shock, horror
 

You are walking around The Point (or whatever) (I think that is in NYC) -- whole different ball of earwax.

Anyway, while the actor who played Pacey may be Canadian, was the character himself Canadian? Because if we're imputing the underlying reality to the show, they were in NC and a turtleneck would probably suffice most of the time. I mean, you'd be chilly, and sometimes outright cold, but it wouldn't DAMAGE you as long as you didn't stay out too long.

Cocktails
 

I thought there was a second video tape and a third season. How is Simple Life Three doing? Terribly? She really needs attention, pathetic. this is what neglectful parenting result in

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Are you sure that you fucked slave, cause the resemblance is non-existent? Maybe you fucked McDowell and he claimed to be Slave?

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

It's a little tough to tell about the body hair from this one.

http://www.brianmcdowell.com/photos/...?album=1&pos=1

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Lets see

too much cologne? check.
full body razor stubble? check
unbearable 718 accent? check
man panties? check

I thnk it was slave. I also think that if you ask everyone on the board who has had the pleasure of meeting the hairless consig, that they are mostly in agreement that the resemblance (not just in his face but also to the voice and personality) is scary uncanny. Maybe the bloat is throwing you off?

Edited to note that McDowell is from Jersey, and his accent, while annoying doesn;t quite have that hot dog vendor at Shea Stadium quality to it.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Jesus, Slave looks about seven months preganant there. I hope it isnt mine.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Did you used to be a wrestler?

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

And yet you still can't get over me. Isn't life cruel like that?

Pure Genius
 

This guy has already made $15k.

http://www.savetoby.com/

(spree: work safe; don't skip the intro)