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Maybe where you live. Here, it's Pants-Free Thursday.

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I never grasp why people do the "I have no facial muscles" look. I don't like it.

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What does this mean?

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I don't like the slack-jawed yokel look. It looks like she might drool, and not in a sexy way.

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When your face is relaxed, do your lips touch? Would you rather she clench her jaw? It's not like her mouth is wide open.

Fuck, those eyes are sexy.

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There is a way to drool sexily?

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Uh-oh. Nobody told me. Boy, do I feel dumb.

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Whenever you talk like that, I think you should switch your avatar to spongebob's gay lover:

http://www.zat.com/images/p/SBS/pdPASBS0005.jpg

Runaway Bride
 

Yeah-ye catfight!

http://www.preshing.com/kramer/catfight.jpg

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They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.

but you're blick
 

I wonder where he got the Sarf Effrica recommendation from? Is that where Martin Lawrence went when he was suffering from all that exhaustion of his?

The least Chappelle could have done before he left is wander out into the street with a handgun, shrieking gibberish and rolling his eyes. I feel cheated.

A Call to Arms
 

You are always soooo superior. You and lo-berry. Lording over the rest of us your witty, pithy criticism and your cutting insults. I see what's going on here. Building yourselves up by cutting others down, etc. It masks a deep-seated insecurity, and while it used to make me feel concerned for you, not anymore! I am sick of it, and it is not my fault that you do not seek the help you so desperately need. If you're so much better than the rest of us, you and lo-berry can go off in your own corner, Mr. Fancy Pants. I, for one, am done with you.

P.S. You can't spell B.O. without Bo!

Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 

Someone asked who had the preggo fetish. It was Penske but he died in a horrible mountain biking accident and I inherited it.

RT asked me just how many fetishes I had, and I told her I found it too limiting to actually keep count, as I might find a new one, and then where would I be.

Shortly after that, TM declared that he really wished he could have gone to his grave without knowing that I had a preggo fetish. At that stage I had to remind him that this isn't real life, and his momma doesn't really turn tricks at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

BTW, RP, it's still on right? I've been fantasizing since I first found out you were in bloom you fabulous flower!!!!

(p.s., don't tell Thurgreed)

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Sure there is, when you're drooling because you're giving me vigorous fellatio.

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Yes. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and I'll show you. But maybe that isn't really drooling....