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ltl/fb 08-12-2005 02:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do you suppose Sadie Allison's mother is proud that her daughter is a penis genius?
Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?

Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.

I see how you ended up married to that guy.

Not Bob 08-12-2005 02:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?

Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.

I see how you ended up married to that guy.
Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother?

bold_n_brazen 08-12-2005 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?

Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.

I see how you ended up married to that guy.
I was actually thinking that my mother would go around telling people that I'd been called a penis genius if I had been. Although I think I'd prefer penis afficianado.

eta: Oh, yeah. What NotBob said....

notcasesensitive 08-12-2005 02:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother?
TM's moms gave me some solid pointers. I think I know where he got that list of instructions.

ltl/fb 08-12-2005 02:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother?
No, but that's a distinguishable issue, Mr. Not That Fond Of Oral Anyway.

taxwonk 08-12-2005 02:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's in the GA Constitution, or one of the amendments thereto.
Possibly a penumbra.

Not Bob 08-12-2005 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, but that's a distinguishable issue, Mr. Not That Fond Of Oral Anyway.
Ahem. It's Mr. Not That Fond Of Receiving Oral Anyway, if you please. It's right there on my FB curriculum vitae, between "likes angst-ridden chick music" and "uses compliments of hairstyles as a pick-up line."

ltl/fb 08-12-2005 02:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Ahem. It's Mr. Not That Fond Of Receiving Oral Anyway, if you please. It's right there on my FB curriculum vitae, between "likes angst-ridden chick music" and "uses compliments of hairstyles as a pick-up line."
That's what I meant, and merely reinforces your lack of qualifications in the area.

Shape Shifter 08-12-2005 02:54 PM
Moral Dilemma
 
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?

NotFromHere 08-12-2005 02:55 PM
Moral Dilemma
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?
Are they numbered?

taxwonk 08-12-2005 02:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
TM's moms gave me some solid pointers. I think I know where he got that list of instructions.
You got that backwards.

NotFromHere 08-12-2005 02:58 PM
Mets
 
If any of you guys saw last night's game, that was the worst outfield collision I have ever seen. I gasped. Poor Mikey - is he done for the year?

Alex_de_Large 08-12-2005 02:58 PM
Sports Trim
 
The Phat Phree plays Hot or Not with Sports Trim.

bold_n_brazen 08-12-2005 02:58 PM
Moral Dilemma
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?
You should get a new job.

paigowprincess 08-12-2005 02:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You probably wax your car and would go all nuts if her water broke on it...

"My fuckin' IROC!!!!!!"
So long as the puertoricandice stayed fuzzy, I dont expect an incurable problem.


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