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ltl/fb 05-18-2005 07:50 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.
For chrissakes, she forgot TM and chef, who she only today said she'd do.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 07:51 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Would William Burroughs touch an energy drink?
Yes, I believe they'd go smashingly with rum. I believe Adl drinks rum with the Red Bull from time to time... how is it, Adl?

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 07:53 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.
Interesting how the shaking stops after your first 16oz odwallabull and vodka each day though isn't it?

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 07:53 PM
Rare, Please
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals. Here's my grading system:

Raw - Early high school, untouched.
Seared - College freshman. Tenderizing in grain punch.
Rare - College through grad school through age 30.
Medium Rare - 30 through 40, non skank.
Medium - 40s MILF/Cougar
Well Done - 50s
Overcooked - Everything else
Its not steak, its ROAST BEEF.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 07:54 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Cold. Just cold.
OH, how could I forget? In the words of Randy Jackson, you are the captain of the dogpound. A lifetime member. You are the sum of all their parts.

LessinSF 05-18-2005 07:54 PM
Rare, Please
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals.
Ah, then you must also not have understood the answer to the Price Is Right question. What happened to your desire to be statistically in the wrong? I know you disclaim consistency, but I dare say it is important when discussing cuts of meat.

Alex_de_Large 05-18-2005 07:55 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, I believe they'd go smashingly with rum. I believe Adl drinks rum with the Red Bull from time to time... how is it, Adl?
Only white rum works with RedBull. Dark rum does not work at all. I prefer dark rum straight up or on the rocks, at the most.

Anyone going out of the country soon? My last bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva is almost empty.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 08:01 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Only white rum works with RedBull. Dark rum does not work at all. I prefer dark rum straight up or on the rocks, at the most.

Anyone going out of the country soon? My last bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva is almost empty.
I'm going to Canada soon. Ironweed can vouch for my duty-free-fu.

eta although hmm, they probably wouldn't let me bring anything Cuban into the US even if I bought it in Canada.

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 08:14 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.
Did they ran out of all the kind bud in South Philly?

SlaveNoMore 05-18-2005 08:15 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
greatwhitenorthchick
I'm going to Canada soon. Ironweed can vouch for my duty-free-fu.
Did they run out of all the Chronic in Brooklyn?

Fugee 05-18-2005 08:15 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Sunny (and will we ever really know if it was Lester who rebuffed Paigs or Paigs who rebuffed LEster)Bunny
Did your elementary school science class ever have you try to make the sides of magnets with the same polarity stick together? That's the way those two were by the time I saw them in the same place. But any potential rebuffing would have happened a good bit of time before then.

Meanwhile, my love for Lester remains pure & chaste as always. Which has the benefit of sparing me from rebuffment.

Anything interesting happen lately?

Hank Chinaski 05-18-2005 08:35 PM
Fungus
 
http://www.laosdemocracy.com/images/...ck1%20copy.gif

Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.
I see what you mean about the razor burns.

Flinty_McFlint 05-18-2005 08:36 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.
That's so weird, I have the same exact list!

silent but deadly 05-18-2005 08:39 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee


Anything interesting happen lately?
slave and paigow reminisced about their torrid sexual interlude. don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

paigowprincess 05-18-2005 08:40 PM
Good obits today
 
Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-18-2005 09:15 PM
Good obits today
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.
This reminds me of a priceless line:

"I can't even kill myself. I'm not published. You can't kill yourself before you're published."

"What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He killed himself before he was published."

That line alone made Sideways worth watching.

Hank Chinaski 05-18-2005 09:17 PM
Good obits today
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.
Not to be catty, but nfh would have copied the story into her post so a reader wouldn't have to register.

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 09:58 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Would William Burroughs touch an energy drink?

Yes, but only if it was mixed with heroin and cocaine. He was particular.

Hank Chinaski 05-18-2005 11:03 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.
This post broke not bob's heart.

Atticus Grinch 05-18-2005 11:51 PM
The new Lindsey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fash...hie.051105.jpg
ELF NEEDS FOOD, BADLY.

Adder 05-18-2005 11:53 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.
You know sexy people? In DC? You sure?

Adder 05-19-2005 12:05 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Shit, I hadn't even realized that. I think this is the longest I've been without sex since i started having sex. Maybe it's time for my token board fuck since i haven't slept with anyone here yet....where's Great Fuck when you need him?
You rang?

Ad(it's easy to offer what will never be accepted)der

bilmore 05-19-2005 12:09 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Just curious PP...what's your batting average for guys you propositioned who actually slept with you?
You guys need to stop meeting for lunch. Your four-gin fights just carry on through the boards.

bilmore 05-19-2005 12:18 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
. . . as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend . . .
It's nice to see you're finally coming around.

bilmore 05-19-2005 12:19 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I like to stay at work as long as possible and avoid going home alone to my dreary, lonely apartment and settling in with yet another night of television and quart of Haagen Dazs.
Cruel. Move on.

Flinty_McFlint 05-19-2005 02:22 AM
The new Lindsey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
ELF NEEDS FOOD, BADLY.
Best video game quote evah.

SlaveNoMore 05-19-2005 02:36 AM
He-e-ey...Ho-o-o...Hey...Ho...Hey...Ho
 
Quote:
bilmore
Cruel. Move on.
Give me some credit. I avoided any mention of the braille remote control.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-19-2005 03:05 AM
Good obits today
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.
You forgot to log out and log in as NFH.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2005 09:53 AM
anyone read this guy?
 
http://www.augusten.com/

the last few weeks I've been reading Augusten Burroughs. His early memoirs Running With Scissors is really good. He had a strange childhood, at least. Memoir of rehab Dry is less fun- perhaps because it hits close to home, but still a good read. Novel Sellevision light-fluff but pretty fun.

Alex_de_Large 05-19-2005 09:56 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm going to Canada soon. Ironweed can vouch for my duty-free-fu.

eta although hmm, they probably wouldn't let me bring anything Cuban into the US even if I bought it in Canada.
Right, it has to be smuggled. You game?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2005 11:05 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?
Apparently you weren't copied on his office hiring guidelines.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2005 11:06 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?
I don't drink coffee.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 11:20 AM
My date
 
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.

spookyfish 05-19-2005 11:26 AM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.
So, did you kick his ass?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 11:26 AM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, did you kick his ass?
If I ever see him again, I'll kick him in the head.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-19-2005 11:28 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I was too busy sucking dick to study.
Sorry, bunny, but I find this hard to believe.

dtb 05-19-2005 11:29 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?
I don't know about NotBob, but I know I did. Now that I know she's had many luv-ahs, I think I'm going to sue her.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2005 11:30 AM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.
I've been to Mont-Tremblant and went outside, but it was summer.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 11:32 AM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been to Mont-Tremblant and went outside, but it was summer.
I'd rather be vulgar than a big pussy who only visits a ski resort in the summer.

dtb 05-19-2005 11:32 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.
I don't think she's shaking much these days.


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