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We already there! Lessapalooza2005 has begun with bourbon and gingers at Mr. Bing's Cocktail lounge.

DON'T TELL PAIGOW WHERE WE ARE! SSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!

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Ancient Chinese (not so) Secret
 

Like I am surprised you are there? Where do you think Less first conceived of perfect spittle tray?

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Yeah, the titles have sucked lately. Not that I'm one to talk...

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Will this turn Slave into a Jane Austen fan? (spree: Keira Knightly stars as Elizabeth Bennet in the latest version of Price and Prejudice.

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"Drink! Drink!"

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Miscast. I like Keira Knightly, but she's not refined enough. I'd like to see Judi Dench as Lady Catherine, though.

Ugh
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...050600151.html

NEW YORK -- To the dismay of gay-rights activists, the Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules recommending that any man who has engaged in homosexual sex in the previous five years be barred from serving as an anonymous sperm donor.

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Toast the Runaway Bride (spree: eBay listing)

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You have your cyber-head so far up your virtual ass that, in a bizarre Escherian twist, you can actually see up into your own empty skull, and only occasionally get glimpses of the outside world by peering up and out through your vacant eyes.

I have never been more on top of my game. I am more charismatic, witty, sexy and loved than ever. I am bringing the Barclay's Cup home to Chelsea for the first time in 50 years and chicks dig me. There should be a mandatory signature line on this board that reads: "Thank you, Pretty Little Flower, for leading us to glory. You are the Jose Mourinho of the FB."

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"[I am the] Jose Mourinho of the FB."
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Do you know the actors in gay porno by name also?

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You got that right. You and Jose are like two dainty little Eurotrash peas in a pod. We are all completely unsurprised that you have chosen as your latest man-crush an effete whiner who is known across the world as the coach who taught his spineless, long-haired, greasy fancy-boys to roll around as if shot when an opposing player so much as cast a cruel glance in their direction.

His time-wasting, cynical theatrics have destroyed the soul of the beautiful game in much the same way as your insipid posts and unbridled narcissism have destroyed the soul of this board. The two of you deserve each other.

Rotting From The Head
 

One thing that Mourinho and I both know personally is how all the bitchy little haters start gunning for you when you are at the top of your game. Ironweak can fling his flaccid insults in my direction all he cares to, but ultimately it will lead to nothing more than yet another stomping hissy fit on his part as he dissolves in frustration when his impotent barbs continue to miss the mark. In some ways I pity poor Ironweak, for if I am the Jose Mourinho of the FB, he is surely the Iain Dowie, a homely pudge of a man whose hapless and preciously-named Crystal Palace struggle to avoid relegation while Chelsea sits comfortably at the top of the table. If the positions were reversed, I cannot say that I would necessarily be above a little hating. Fortunately, I'll never have to know what that's like.

Rotting From The Head
 

I hate to break it to you two little beeeyotches but no matter how you slice it soccer is a euro-pussy thang, which means both of you are whiny-lil-sharked-jumped-euro-pussy-beeeyotches.

Get a room and circle-jerk yourselves silly for national jerk-off month already.

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This helped me get Flower's original point- I agree. Both Dowie and Mourinho were journeyman level players that never did much. The only reason you hear about them at all is they started spending time telling real professional players what they think of their games.

Rotting From The Head
 

Out of respect for your intelligence, I will assume you intended this to be ironic on one level. But even the most charitable appreciation for your intellect prevents me from thinking you intended it to be ironic on two levels.

Sincerely,
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