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things that suck

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You do wound me. You can try to paint it as absurd all you want, that doesn't make it so. It's not entertaining to anyone but the two of you, it's not clever, and it doesn't draw people in. I thought the two of you were supposed to be funny.

Whiff.

Maybe you are not reading it correctly, no?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its more like, I am too me for you to understand.

You are a misunderstood super genius.

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Originally posted by Gattigap
And, for each #4999 poster, a narrow miss.

Your 10% is in the mail.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please see the part about feeling obligated to invite people from work. That's sort of the tradition when she gives out her personal tickets.

Hmph.

'sok. Larry Dierker's new best friend in the marketing department at the MFA can hook me up.

things that suck

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Whiff.

Maybe you are not reading it correctly, no?

Upon second reading I understood its comedy, yes?

Whiff?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are a misunderstood super genius.

Take out "super" and you got it. Plus it makes you sound so southern califnornia.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Take out "super" and you got it. Plus it makes you sound so southern califnornia.

WTF is wrong with SoCal, bitch?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Take out "super" and you got it. Plus it makes you sound so southern califnornia.

Whiff whiff!

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Take out "super" and you got it. Plus it makes you sound so southern califnornia.

Or southern arizona.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are a misunderstood super genius.

Whiff.

Ffihw. Redundant?

lanigironu!

Jib! Jib!

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
WTF is wrong with SoCal, bitch?

You are right. I apologize. Pockets of the Southland are wonderful places, such as Miracle Mile and Laguna Beach. and Other pockets are the breeding grounds of people who abuse the word "super". Which isn't making anyone sounds cuter, smarter, younger or more American.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Your 10% is in the mail.

Save it. We learned today that you can't even get DNA off a turd.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whiff whiff!

Wouldnt it be funny if the trap's first word was whiff?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So my boss just gave me her personal tickets to the Astros game tonight. As you can imagine, they are sweet tickets, and I have 3 to give away. I feel somewhat obligated to invite people from work. Should I invite:

A) Some of our consultants who have been stuck here for months. Upside: generates goodwill and good working relationships. Downside: They are dorks and probably would not be very fun to drink beer with.

B) Some other consultants who basically run the company and for whom I more or less work. Upside: generates goodwill and good working relationships. Downside: I may drink enough beer that I say what I actually think about them.

C) Cute IT chick with whom I have worked forever but never slept with. Upside: Tonight could be the night. Downside: She has a blind date tonight, and I'm not sure about the MFM thing.

D) Mid-forties attractive cougar who has tried to sleep with me in the past, but I turned her down. Upside: I will probably sleep with her. Downside: I will probably sleep with her.

E) Nice but unattractive co-worker who has taken me to many games in the past, despite the fact that I will not sleep with her. Upside: I feel like I owe her. Downside: See above re: unattractive.

This should not be considered multiple choice. All suggestions/replies are appreciated.

E if you have any morals and D if you don't. E and D if you have some ludes.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why don't you invite my friend, fuckwad?

Thank you all for your helpful suggestions. I am going with cute IT chick, who ditched her blind date. We are going with one of the IT dweebs from her department who will hopefully make a lot of money for me some day and a paralegal who's fun to drink with. Go Astros!