Have you seen the well-to-do/up and down Park Avenue?
 

Assuming that your "wtf" was at least in part a question, and was not merely a rhetorical expression of disgust ....

... becasue backs are sexy. Were you wearing a backless dress? Very hot.

eta that one should generally not touch the bare backs of the female friends of one's gf at a black tie event. Unless one is dancing, I suppose.

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I finally got around to watching this last night, and I thought it was very good. The differences in different cultures' ideas about nudity and its relation to sexuality were fascinating, as it was to see someone actually making art. Made me nostalgic for all the time I spent in a darkroom and the lightheadedness you get from developer. Here is a link to a page about the documentary:

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/nak...interview.html

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I saw the documentary a few years ago, and I liked a lot of the pieces. London looked very cold, and Melborune looked like the most fun. You can volunteer to be on the list of people that he calls if he's doing a shoot in your area at his website. http://www.spencertunick.com/

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They also showed the Real Sex where the Native American dude teaches middle-aged hippies to orgasm by breathing. I admire the Native American guy. He realized at some point there were stupid, insecure white people who would pay money to be get naked in front of each other and be told some bogus shit about sex. I would like to hear him laugh his ass off while he tells his friends what he does for a living.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

http://nolongerlonely.com/

(work safe)

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Um, thank you, but that is really non-responsive.

Dualit, it's the food/drink double-fisting.

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With all the spring training hoopla going on (yes, it's like this every year) I initally read that as Red Sox - it made the rest of the post very interesting.

For those who care, the Sox are thinking about not giving out rings and unfurling the WS banner at the season opener against the Yankees. Why? They don't want to antagonize them. Wusses. Steinbrenner wouldn't blink an eye about it.

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That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in sports. What's the point of swearing a blood oath of redemption if you're not going to antagonize your sworn enemy and nemisis?

Present suggestion
 

I want the iRule:

http://www.seethru.co.uk/images/applestore.jpg

Tim Bits
 

Mmmm, Tim Horton's .....

I adore their coffee. Nice hit of chickory. But the donut has to be a jelly donut with powdered sugar, for me. (Dunno why - I admit it's not their best donut, I think the honey-glazed win that prize.)

And, of course, a box of Tim Bits to go.

BR(Mmmm, Tim Bits)C

Damnit, now I have to go get coffee, because I can't get Tim Bits. Damn you, Hank!

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Actually, I responded to your question in a general sense. If I were thinking of you in particular, I would have had to translate your question to "Are we dating or am I about to boil his daughter's bunny?"

That's a nice dress.
 

Thief.

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That's just wrong.

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Alas, the more exciting slice of bread in the Olsen sandwich (if you consider coke-ridden and skeletal more exciting) was not there.

That's a nice dress.
 

yeah, b/c you thought of it yourself. I follow the Buchwald rule of comedy.

Have you seen the well-to-do/up and down Park Avenue?
 

I was wtf'ing because I thought his behavior was inappropriate, not because I didn't know the reason why he wanted to touch it. It was just annoying.

That's a nice dress.
 

I follow the Girswold rule of comedy.

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Last night
 

The fact that you know which is which is almost as disturbing as the proposed new Bugs.

Last night
 

I think it's been pointed out before that they are, in fact, fraternal twins rather than identical twins. :D

Last night
 

Yes, in fact, I have pointed that out myself. I can tell them apart by looks, but I still don't know which is which by name.

Last night
 

Ashley was the hot one.

Don't tell me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.
 

Note to self -- if ever lucky enough to meet gwink, ixnay on the back-touching.

In other news, the Not Bobette loaned me the soundtrack to "Dazed and Confused." Rock on, Wayne.

Last night
 

Hmm. There were at least 50 girls hotter than Ashley in that room last night. She is cute, but not particularly hot.

Last night
 

WAS the hot one. I'm really not sure wha happen.

Last night
 

Was she all coked-up? One of the tabloids I saw in the grocery store promised a major drug scandal, but I didn't have time to read it. Damned express lanes.

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I hope they do have the ceremony when the Yankees are in town. Our guys should have to watch it, so it's burned into their brains. A fitting punishment for a pathetic collapse.

Someone tell me why Nixon and Schilling are so intent on talking shit about ARod? I don't understand it. Don't they understand that they look like idiots criticizing any of our players after they've won exactly one championship in the last 85 years? I know ARod's the new guy, but get a grip.

TM

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My lunchbox has their pix on it- which really helps for remembering which is which.

This. Is. Awesome.
 

A bunch of people were irritated with rush hour traffic along the Katy Freeway here in Houston. To prove how insane the whole concept of sitting in your car for hours at a time in traffic is, they "raced" the freeway for a mile using non-cars: a horse, a rickshaw (passenger was drinking a martini), a Segway, a guy on stilts, a bike messenger, a guy on rollerblades with a buddy on his skate board (for some reason the duo was dressed like Daryl Hall & John Oats), a runner.

Article and link to video here

I love Houston.

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I don't know, but the more exciting news (why did I hold this back), is that I found out that one of my friends (whom I've known for about 2 years and never put two and two together) has a famous rock star cousin. Who also is the avatar of *someone* on this board. I just found this out last night when she was talking about his wedding.

And with that, I think I've snatched the title of Canadian name-dropper of the day away from str8.

Last night
 

My avatar is not Canadian.

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I think it's mainly b/c A-Rod's a little bitch.

Almost all non-Yankee fans think this. He's great, no doubt. But he's a little bitch. And that glove-slap move didn't help.

I think it's because he signed the most ridiculous contract in sports history, got himself caught in a Catch-22 (his contract was so huge they couldn't surround him with talent), and then cried until he was traded to the Yankees. He's the greediest of all greedy athletes: he wanted his cash and a ring too.

He's the prime example of what everyone hates about professional athletes.

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The ARod talk isn't a big deal up here. I had to go looking for them.

Schilling on ARod:
Wells on ARod:
Neither one appears inflammatory.

There is a comment on the Boston Dirt Dogs site poking fun at the big uproar in TCOTU Boston Dirt Dogs

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He hasn't shot anyone. Yet.

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Speaking of baseball, I can't wait to boo and heckle all suspected steroid users. This would be a great year to head to Arizona for Spring Training.

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Don't give me that "Yankee fans don't think this" load of complete fucking bullshit.

Any team and all their fans would want him on their squad because he is a tremendous talent (notwithstanding that I still think he's a huge fraud in that he seems to be so un-clutch). We got him at a large discount and would have been stupid not to sign him.

The Red Sox went after him harder than the Yankees did. They didn't finish the deal and all I heard was how pissed off they were that they couldn't get it done. (And it wasn't his fault it didn't happen as he was ready to eat part of his salary.)

The slap at the glove thing is the most blown-out-of-proportion play in sports in the last 20 fucking years. I'm glad he did it. Showed me he wanted to win. Good for him. He should have slowed up a bit until Arroyo was in the baseline and then ran right the fuck over him. When Kent Hrbeck illegally pulled whoever-it-was' leg off the bag on a pick off move to first base in the World Series back in '87 and the ump mistakenly called the guy out, no one said shit. ARod's slap was no big deal and didn't even influence the game (except to hurt the Yankees).

I agree that ARod is a greedy, self-centered POS, but who the fuck is Trot Nixon to start shit? And Schilling couldn't be more full of himself, taking way too much credit for an amazing comeback that had more to do with Derek Lowe (kicked to the curb) and Arroyo (and numerous other Sox players) than him.

TM

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Ditto

2

2 - the Sox are cheap

2 - he should have clotheslined him

F Trot Whoever.

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Do your diligence.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/st...p-241032c.html

TM

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Your post doesn't seem to contradict anything I said, except for the fact that I wouldn't want him on my team. Magglio Ordonez (obviously not as talented as A-Rod, but talented nonetheless)didn't re-sign with the White Sox. He said he wanted to go where he could win. So he signed with the highest bidder for one of the worst teams. Fuck him. He was one of my favorite players, but I wouldn't take him back for $1/season. I've hated A-Rod ever since he pulled the same move with Texas/Seattle.

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I'm going to enjoy this year.

Fact is, given that the Yankees were in the midst of an incredible choke, I think of A-Rod bending the rules as similar to someone picking a fight when their team is down. There's a time when you try anything to get your team to really fight, so it showed some spirit. You don't expect a lot of praise for it, but you do it.

You can trash talk all you want about Schilling, but he did more to win those games that any of those pricey pinstripers did to stop him.

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What rivalry?