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bold_n_brazen

05-09-2005 05:13 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, I am totally not gay, despite the spin classes, tight pants, blah blah blah.

I must confess with respect to the Rice Krispies guys, however, that I do have a certain fondness for the way their tight little asses feel when I slide in my writhing love anaconda.

I read the first line as "I am not totally gay" rather than as it was written. Which is odd, because I love the Flower.

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:15 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I read the first line as "I am not totally gay" rather than as it was written. Which is odd, because I love the Flower.

Why are you in denial?

notcasesensitive

05-09-2005 05:18 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not sure which rock I was under, but I can probably narrow it down to three. What's the deal with Mr. Spelling? Struggling actor? Backup dancer? Plastic surgery male nurse?

Reminds me of a not quite story my ex told me. his sister was a friend of a friend of Ms. Spelling. one time a group went out to dinner at I think House of Blues. Tori got smashed and started crying that nobody loved her for her.

I wonder if Paris Hilton faces the same inner struggles?

Actor/writer, looks a bit like David Schwimmer:

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...ing-inside.jpg

Received a good review for the off-broadway play that he co-wrote/starred in, but that was a few years ago. Interestingly (or not) his play was about settling or not settling for Ms Right Now. Perhaps the dad with oodles of money pushes her over the line to Ms Forever Or So We'd Like To Believe.

bold_n_brazen

05-09-2005 05:18 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you in denial?

All my friends are there.

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:21 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actor/writer, looks a bit like David Schwimmer:

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...ing-inside.jpg

Received a good review for the off-broadway play that he co-wrote/starred in, but that was a few years ago. Interestingly (or not) his play was about settling or not settling for Ms Right Now. Perhaps the dad with oodles of money pushes her over the line to Ms Forever Or So We'd Like To Believe.

Two thoughts

1) Kudos for her going Jew. That's her best bet for a longer an dmore financially sound marriage. At least he wont be with the strippers in vegas blopwing off her not hard earned cash.

2) Is it me, or does she look like Lucille One with a bleach job?

i predict a sebby post on how he wants to bang that horseface.

Replaced_Texan

05-09-2005 05:22 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
All my friends are there.

Quote:

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paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:23 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
All my friends are there.

So you did make it to Lessapalooza? Everyone here is also in denial. SOrry state of affairs all around. Makes CT seem so sound.

bold_n_brazen

05-09-2005 05:25 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you did make it to Lessapalooza? Everyone here is also in denial. SOrry state of affairs all around. Makes CT seem so sound.

Sometimes it's like you are speaking a language I never learned.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-09-2005 05:25 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I read the first line as "I am not totally gay" rather than as it was written. Which is odd, because I love the Flower.

I cannot believe that PLF would intentionally split an infinitive, or a gay, or whatever that was.

And Flower, if your anaconda is writhing, you don't need to see a doctor -- you can get pills to make it as rigid as if it were dead. Just check your e-mail -- I'm sure someone will be writing you about this.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-09-2005 05:26 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sometimes it's like you are speaking a language I never learned.

She's referring to Long Island Sound, I think, but I never spent enough time with the hippie chicks in high school to fully get their colorful vernacular.

bold_n_brazen

05-09-2005 05:27 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
She's referring to Long Island Sound, I think, but I never spent enough time with the hippie chicks in high school to fully get their colorful vernacular.

Sometimes it's like you are speaking a language I never learned.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-09-2005 05:29 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

[i]Originally posted by

i predict a sebby post on how he wants to bang that horseface.

Gumbi with tits? Maybe if I were into chicks with hyperthyroid issues...

She's Paris Hilton if Paris were really ugly.

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:31 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sometimes it's like you are speaking a language I never learned.

What didn't you understand? Lessapalooza was Lester's big SF GA outing that took place this weekend. Everyone says it was a smash. No pun. CT is short for Connecticut, the southernmost New England state. Anything else?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-09-2005 05:31 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Gumbi with tits? Maybe if I were into chicks with hyperthyroid issues...

She's Paris Hilton if Paris were really ugly.

Isn't she* much much richer?

*Gumbi

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:34 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
She's referring to Long Island Sound, I think, but I never spent enough time with the hippie chicks in high school to fully get their colosound2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sound)
adj. sound·er, sound·est
Free from defect, decay, or damage; in good condition.
Free from disease or injury. See Synonyms at healthy.
Having a firm basis; unshakable: a sound foundation.
Financially secure or safe: a sound economy.

Based on valid reasoning: a sound observation. See Synonyms at valid.
Free from logical flaws: sound reasoning.
Logic. Of or relating to an argument in which all the premises are true and the conclusion follows from the premises.
Thorough; complete: a sound flogging.
Deep and unbroken; undisturbed: a sound sleep.
Free from moral defect; upright.
Worthy of confidence; trustworthy.
Marked by or showing common sense and good judgment; levelheaded: a sound approach to the problem.
Compatible with an accepted point of view; conservative.
Law. Legally valid.

rful vernacular.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-09-2005 05:36 PM

I do not think I said all that stuff. Perhaps I am speaking a language I never learned.

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:36 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

sound

adj. sound·er, sound·est
Free from defect, decay, or damage; in good condition.
Free from disease or injury. See Synonyms at healthy.
Having a firm basis; unshakable: a sound foundation.
Financially secure or safe: a sound economy.

Based on valid reasoning: a sound observation. See Synonyms at valid.
Free from logical flaws: sound reasoning.
Logic. Of or relating to an argument in which all the premises are true and the conclusion follows from the premises.
Thorough; complete: a sound flogging.
Deep and unbroken; undisturbed: a sound sleep.
Free from moral defect; upright.
Worthy of confidence; trustworthy.
Marked by or showing common sense and good judgment; levelheaded: a sound approach to the problem.
Compatible with an accepted point of view; conservative.
Law. Legally valid.

rful vernacular. [/QUOTE]

sebastian_dangerfield

05-09-2005 05:40 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't she* much much richer?

*Gumbi

Its all the same after a certain point.

I don't need a jet.

Scratch that. If its Tori, yes, I need a jet. Paris I could hack sans aircraft...

ETA: Aaron Spelling's a cruel parent. If you have a child that ugly, why put them on a natl pedestal for ridicule from all conceivable angles?

NotFromHere

05-09-2005 05:41 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't she* much much richer?

*Gumbi

No. I'm pretty sure that I'm mostly correct that Paris has way way more $$.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-09-2005 05:42 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all the same after a certain point.

I don't need a jet.

Scratch that. If its Tori, yes, I need a jet. Paris I could hack sans aircraft...

To you and me it's the same. It probably drives Paris nuts that her net worth is pocket change to Tori. Isn't Paris only worth about $25 mm?

bold_n_brazen

05-09-2005 05:43 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What didn't you understand? Lessapalooza was Lester's big SF GA outing that took place this weekend. Everyone says it was a smash. No pun. CT is short for Connecticut, the southernmost New England state. Anything else?

I got the part that CT was short for Connecticut, a state right next to New York. Everything else eluded me, and actually, continues to.

Shape Shifter

05-09-2005 05:44 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all the same after a certain point.

I don't need a jet.

Scratch that. If its Tori, yes, I need a jet. Paris I could hack sans aircraft...

So for Tori you'd need a jet, but you'd pitch for $100k and catch for a million. How much to kiss her after she licked your assforest?

NotFromHere

05-09-2005 05:45 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

This is the rock you were under. Posted like a long long time ago.

Replaced_Texan

05-09-2005 05:47 PM

Town in Brazil takes National Masturbation Month one step further (spree: news article)

ETA favorite quote:

Quote:

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:48 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To you and me it's the same. It probably drives Paris nuts that her net worth is pocket change to Tori. Isn't Paris only worth about $25 mm?

I thought I saw on America's Next Top Model a picture of the cover of South African Elle magazine that said something along the lines of what life is like as the 580 million dollar heiress?

NFH- whats the intellignence on Brad and Angelina? In Touch is implying that they are no longer denying a romance and that Angie won't let him knock her up. Breaks my heart to hear she is a homewrecker.

Shape Shifter

05-09-2005 05:50 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Lessapalooza was Lester's big SF GA outing that took place this weekend. Everyone says it was a smash. No pun.

It was okay, though slave and I are no longer on speaking terms again. Nothing big, but I think it was just too much, too soon. The wounds are still fresh and the nerves still tender. Ask before you borrow my razor again, okay big guy?

Where were you? Didn't you get your invite?

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:50 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I got the part that CT was short for Connecticut, a state right next to New York. Everything else eluded me, and actually, continues to.

Well, lets ask Shifter, our resident dumbest, if he got it. Shifter?

Shape Shifter

05-09-2005 05:53 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, lets ask Shifter, our resident dumbest, if he got it. Shifter?

Huh?

paigowprincess

05-09-2005 05:54 PM

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It was okay, though slave and I are no longer on speaking terms again. Nothing big, but I think it was just too much, too soon. The wounds are still fresh and the nerves still tender. Ask before you borrow my razor again, okay big guy?

Where were you? Didn't you get your invite?

and, ta da!!!, we hae a new dumbest.

Not Bob

05-09-2005 05:57 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
NFH- whats the intellignence on Brad and Angelina? In Touch is implying that they are no longer denying a romance and that Angie won't let him knock her up. Breaks my heart to hear she is a homewrecker.

You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)

In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?

Replaced_Texan

05-09-2005 05:58 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)

In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?

I'm pretty fucking straight and I'd leave my spouse for her.

NotFromHere

05-09-2005 06:00 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?

I don't know. I keep asking people. I don't see it. She does nothing for me.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-09-2005 06:02 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement.

Flinty_McFlint

05-09-2005 06:03 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Beautiful + Crazy = men think she fucks good

Someone check my math. I think the results are different if you add in knives + kissing your brother. At least for some of you, at least.

robustpuppy

05-09-2005 06:04 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement.

Unless the spouse finds out.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-09-2005 06:06 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To you and me it's the same. It probably drives Paris nuts that her net worth is pocket change to Tori. Isn't Paris only worth about $25 mm?

Yeh, but I think Paris' family can buy and sell the Spellings... Or maybe they're about even.

I guess that's one of the handles on being rich. There still ain't much you can do if you're dumb, ugly or untalented. You can get fixed up to a point, but mother nature still has your number.

notcasesensitive

05-09-2005 06:06 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't know. I keep asking people. I don't see it. She does nothing for me.

That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. So it seems that we could work out some sort of arrangement for their rebound "I'm Through With Other Celebrities" fucks. Were I to try the other side, it seems like Angelina would be a good teacher. I mean, if ABBA were too busy or something.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-09-2005 06:08 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how I feel about Bland Pitt. .

Me too. I thought he was cute in Thelma and Louise, but I would have totally taken Michael Madsen over him. still would. A zillion times over. Shit.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-09-2005 06:10 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So for Tori you'd need a jet, but you'd pitch for $100k and catch for a million. How much to kiss her after she licked your assforest?

This notion that I have an exceptionally hairy ass is all wrong. All wrong. Its another just-say-it-and-it-is-reality Paigow creation.

I shave it religiously with a Panasonic wet dry.

NotFromHere

05-09-2005 06:11 PM

BRitney update

This one is going to be as big as a house in 4 months. She will never lose that baby fat. My prediction.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...1p.vmedium.jpg

“Eating for two is so much fun; I get to eat lots and lots!” the 23-year-old singer says in a posting on her Web site.
she and husband Kevin Federline “ate at some amazing restaurants in Scottsdale” during a “peaceful and relaxing” two-week vacation in Arizona. (Hi Coltrane!)

She also plugs the couple’s new reality series, “Britney and Kevin: Chaotic.”

Featuring what UPN bills as “exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos (ack, that's one video I do not want to see) they shot themselves during their courtship, engagement and wedding,” the six-episode series will premiere May 17 (9 p.m. ET).

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