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ABBAKiss 05-12-2005 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and I'll show you. But maybe that isn't really drooling....
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.

Hank Chinaski 05-12-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.
2. Plus, her big toe is bent at an odd angle. I would ask her to change shoes if she came out for a date wearing sandals.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Sure there is, when you're drooling because you're giving me vigorous fellatio.
I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-12-2005 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.
Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?

ABBAKiss 05-12-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?
Point taken. I guess I was assuming the "on your knees" command was sort of a dom/sub type thing? I think it probably comes from a friend of mine who describes various women as "swinging from [his] nuts" because they want to give him vigorous fellatio all the time. No, this is not PLF. PLF likes it more gentle so it means something. I can tell this just by looking at him.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-12-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Point taken. I guess I was assuming the "on your knees" command was sort of a dom/sub type thing? I think it probably comes from a friend of mine who describes various women as "swinging from [his] nuts" because they want to give him vigorous fellatio all the time. No, this is not PLF. PLF likes it more gentle so it means something. I can tell this just by looking at him.
I am currently swinging from PLF's nuts. That explains his lack of posting.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?
Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.

Hank Chinaski 05-12-2005 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.
But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.
Nice post for the photoshopped Pope avatar.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.
This is why I come to this board. Helpful suggestions to problems I'm having. Thanks Hank!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-12-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.
You haven't been licking Sebby's ass, have you? Rumor has it he's not so into that.

lo-berry 05-12-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.
Sorry about that. I will try to remember your preferences next time.

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by lo-berry
Sorry about that. I will try to remember your preferences next time.
That's why I air my grievances. I trust that this went into the dossier? Who is keeping track of that now? It seems that Shape Shifter and Ollie have Sebby's file under control.

TexLex 05-12-2005 02:42 PM

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Uh-oh. Nobody told me. Boy, do I feel dumb.
Sorry, it was a last minute decision. Well, you know now and there's half a day left, so take advantage. And just so you are on top of these things, tomorrow is Braless Friday.

Flinty_McFlint 05-12-2005 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.
Next time, start baring the teeth. That'll stop that shit right there.


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