Engaged
 

You mean the putz whose brother was on the Bachelor?

That guy? How does he land Rebecca Romaine?

Engaged
 

He was the fat kid in the movie "Stand By Me," he was in that weird MTV cockroach movie, and he was on the t.v. show Sliders. I think he is on a current t.v. show. Couldn't tell you what though.

And no.

aV

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Dude, do yourself a favor and type in Rebecca Romijn instead. I think you'll be much happier for it. The pic I posted is the most work-safe of the bunch on the first page.

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I might lick my balls, but I wouldn't lick my asshole.

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Dude! Dude?

Engaged
 

Also currently in the really awful Crossing Jordan.

Not Bob Explains It All.
 

Is there something wrong with donating to abandoned, starving animals who do nothing for humans but give unconditional love when the government only helps out the humans and not the critters?

(my donations to red cross and animals are 1:1 at this point, but I was just wondering,. actually higher to people if you count musiciansa as people)

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Because you don't really like being rimmed, or because it's gross?

Rita update
 

The guys at the gym this morning said most of the hardware stores are out of plywood, the bottled water section at the grocery store was pretty decimated last night, my work activated the emergency plan at noon, and I'm kinda concerned about the rest of the pecan tree in my neighbor's back yard.

I'm kinda glad that I wasn't planning on being around this weekend as it was.

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How much money would it take for Sebby to lick your balls? Your asshole? How much more if a live studio audience was involved?

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Yesterday's Oprah
 

Well, I caught my first Oprah since maybe season 2 yesterday, and it was the mother of all oprahs. Did anyone see it? We had the Jen Aniston interview (love her, she is just so real, man) and then, the Hermes Incident Explanation!. What a crock of shit. She was upset not bc they wouldnt stay open after closing for her, but while they were closing. I went intoa tee shirt store on sudnay that was closing and they booted me. That is what closing is. Getting the custoers out. And she dragged the flaming US president of Hermes on who was like "we are sorry, but she didnt know who you are" and Oprah was like "this aint a celebrity thang"
. Hey, Oprah, they probalby would not have let anyone in who wasnt famous to them. get over yourself.

then there was this cloying segment of Oprah's adopting of three yellow lab puppies. Could we pick a more cliche breed? At first, I thoguht she was at an animal shelter and thought that was so nice that she was promoting adopting homeless dogs at this time when so many animals need homes. But no. So I dont' get the point of that segment. How entrenched is this woman in her own bullshit? And steadman? what a pussy. a real yes man.

Also, she appears to be the color of Michael Jackson in the studio, but regular African American in her offsite clips. Odd.


but I like her Diana Ross hairstyle.

Engaged
 

str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.

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You prefer baby?

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What about NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.