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sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2005 02:29 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, Sebby, I get Audrey Hepburn now and then. and Mia Farrow, and Nicole Kidman, esp around that time that movie came out when she wore the short wig. I used to get Darryl Hannah in the 80s, but no longer. Out of all of them, I would take Audrey Hepburn as the biggest compliment.


Translation: I'm extraordinarily hot
See, I don't think AH looks anything like any of those other stars you mentioned.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2005 02:30 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Breakfast at Tiffany's is one of the 10 best movies ever made. And she was stunning in it.
George Peppard's only good work involved Mr. T.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 02:30 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
See, I don't think AH looks anything like any of those other stars you mentioned.
I'm a woman of 1000 faces.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2005 02:31 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, Sebby, I get Audrey Hepburn now and then. and Mia Farrow, and Nicole Kidman, esp around that time that movie came out when she wore the short wig. I used to get Darryl Hannah in the 80s, but no longer. Out of all of them, I would take Audrey Hepburn as the biggest compliment.


Translation: I'm extraordinarily hot
Translation: Guys with bad lines love me.

TM

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 02:32 PM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.
I admire that you can so quickly and bluntly end a date. I always feel sorry for the person and dull the pain they are causing with alcohol until its a proper date ending hour. I like your system.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 02:36 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Guys with bad lines love me.

TM
It mostly comes from women. and they are not trying to hit on me.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2005 02:36 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
George Peppard's only good work involved Mr. T.
? the two of those guys were carried by Dirk Benedict.

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 02:37 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Makes sense, coffee's for closers.
It just occurs to me that you are chris.

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 02:40 PM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Even I learned long ago that if you want to get laid, bag the lines. They never work. I think douches like this cat forget that to get any, you have to connect, and to connect, you have to put away the facade. Its fucked up. People spend so much time try to figure out how to get laid, not realizing that its all the figuring and overthinking that sinks them every time. And why the fuck would you want to be with somebody whom you'd tricked into believeing you were something you're not? It makes no sense... entirely self-defeating right out of the gate.

RP - I type fast. The English, it suffers as a result.

ETA - Yes, this is my pompous post of the day.
Douches like cats?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2005 02:43 PM
My date
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Douches like cats?
Douching your cat - $1,499.00 in reconstructive surgery to your hands.

Fantastic ice breaker hand bandages provide - priceless.

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 02:47 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It mostly comes from women. and they are not trying to hit on me.
I said Mia Farrow. But I think she is as close to Audrey Hepburn as I am to Cher.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2005 02:51 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I said Mia Farrow. But I think she is as close to Audrey Hepburn as I am to Cher.
Mia Farrow and Audrey Hepburn are the same age?

TM

Alex_de_Large 05-19-2005 02:54 PM
Avatar for Nut Case, Sensitive
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps. Pretty tasty. And a good way to get rid of peppermint schnapps.

BR(went through a phase where, for no apparent reason, people started randomly bringing us peppermint schnapps. We had three huge bottles of it at one point. We still wonder what they were getting at.)C
I had hot chocolate with rum and serrano peppers last week. Also unusual, but I really liked it.

NotFromHere 05-19-2005 02:54 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
See, I don't think AH looks anything like any of those other stars you mentioned.
Except that they are all slender. Except for Darryl Hannah. How the hell did she get in there? Eyes too close together, dumb vapid look on her face all the time - shitty actress. She doesn't even fit in with the rest.

Replaced_Texan 05-19-2005 02:57 PM
Nerd update
 
I may have nearly run over a jawa at 10:03 last night driving to get in line for a 12:01 show, but at least I went to the right theater.

This is the situation as of last night at the Chinese Mann.

Favorite part:

Quote:
In a sign of good will George Lucas offered to send some kind of a freaking battalion of Storm Troopers over to the line to escort the waiters over to the Arclight for the opening. Like a nerd parade. He wasn't even going to charge them or require them to hold up NetFlix logos. And... they said no. They said he could take his escort and shove it. How totally un-fan-like. The thing is, I think some of the linesters wanted the escort, in fact it was their wet dream, but the other nerds killed it for them. Right now the nerds are divided into three groups. Lets look at those.[list=1][*]Nerds who are going to Arclight. We'll call these guys the smart ones since everyone knows Arclight is quite possibly the best theater ever built. These are the people who really want to see the movie the best way it can possibly be seen. This is not an opinion, it's documented fact. So step off. [*]Nerds who are going to the Vista. We'll call these the guys the grumpy ones. These are the ones who are blaming Arclight for Grauman's not showing Episode III, as if there's any connection and refuse to accept that Grauman's lost the movie all on their own. You can recognize these guys by their big frowns - however they still want to see the movie. [*]And finally, and these are really the standouts here - the nerds who are not leaving and will be picketing or something in front of of the Chinese to make sure everyone knows how angry and nerdy they are. They are the ones who don't give a crap about the movie and just want to stomp around and complain about junk. I don't even know what to call this group... except SELLOUTS! Because now, on the last day, they are caving in and joining group #1. Some of them anyway. And now they are letting the Storm Troopers escort them. How shocking. That is from their protest site.[/list=1]

Me? I'm going to see it next week at Arclight when there's no crowds, and no drama.
This is one of the funniest protests I've ever heard of.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 02:58 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Eyes too close together, dumb vapid look on her face all the time - shitty actress.
You see, that describes me to a T. Uncanny.

lo-berry 05-19-2005 03:02 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It just occurs to me that you are chris.
Keepin it tiddy Paigs? rumor has it you jumped to the land of au natural girls, but you have more sens than that.

Question: is a half a spa day a good b-day gift for a girl you are casualy nailing and want to get some more mileage out of?

notcasesensitive 05-19-2005 03:02 PM
Nerd update
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I may have nearly run over a jawa at 10:03 last night driving to get in line for a 12:01 show, but at least I went to the right theater.

This is the situation as of last night at the Chinese Mann.

Favorite part:



This is one of the funniest protests I've ever heard of.
According to a friend who works on Hollywood Blvd and has a view of Mann's from his window, a fair number of the Mann's nerds did make the trek down Hollywood Blvd to Arclight with the gang of Stormtroopers and Darth Vader escort. Sadly (or not) this was not the weirdest thing going on on Hollywood Blvd yesterday afternoon.

Flinty_McFlint 05-19-2005 03:05 PM
Nerd update
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
According to a friend who works on Hollywood Blvd and has a view of Mann's from his window, a fair number of the Mann's nerds did make the trek down Hollywood Blvd to Arclight with the gang of Stormtroopers and Darth Vader escort. Sadly (or not) this was not the weirdest thing going on on Hollywood Blvd yesterday afternoon.
Did Vader stop for a half and half along the way?

Not Bob 05-19-2005 03:05 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, Audrey Hepburn? She's been dead longer than the average Starbucks latte jockey has been alive. What would you think if a chick told you you looked like James Dean? I'd check to see if she was wearing a girdle. Audrey Hepburn's a sex star to the false teeth set.

The safest place to put a restless tongue is your drink.
Sebby, my boy, there is a certain segment of the chick population that loves Audrey from repeated viewings of "Sabrina," "Roman Holiday," and "Breakfast at Tiffanys." Being compared to her is a good thing for them, and could lead to bonus points that take the Nigels of the world into The Promised Land.

Flinty_McFlint 05-19-2005 03:09 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, there is a certain segment of the chick population that loves Audrey from repeated viewings of "Sabrina," "Roman Holiday," and "Breakfast at Tiffanys." Being compared to her is a good thing for them, and could lead to bonus points that take the Nigels of the world into The Promised Land.
I'm not into older women. (hi gwinky, ncs, rt, abba, rp, paigow, TM!)

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 03:19 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Keepin it tiddy Paigs? rumor has it you jumped to the land of au natural girls, but you have more sens than that.

Question: is a half a spa day a good b-day gift for a girl you are casualy nailing and want to get some more mileage out of?
Perfect! Make sure to include a brazilian in there.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2005 03:22 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, there is a certain segment of the chick population that loves Audrey from repeated viewings of "Sabrina," "Roman Holiday," and "Breakfast at Tiffanys." Being compared to her is a good thing for them, and could lead to bonus points that take the Nigels of the world into The Promised Land.
Some folks like Jar Jar Binks.... She's cute, no doubt about it. But is it double cheddar smothered in melted swiss to tell a 30ish woman she reminds you of AH? Yep. It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column, right next to the bit about how jazz gets women all hot and bothered.

Don't believe me? Check August 1975. In the same box with your pet rock and copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

I would love to date again for a gag. I'd talk endlessly about Dr. Who, or how the Sleastacks from land of the Lost were metaphors for the UN. That'd be a great show. See how long it takes for a normal looking, seemingly nice guy to freak the shit out of a cute chick.

sunnybunny 05-19-2005 03:26 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I said Mia Farrow. But I think she is as close to Audrey Hepburn as I am to Cher.

Cher = Horrible dresser freak

Paigow = Horrible dresser freak.


So you're saying Gwink resembles AH?

NotFromHere 05-19-2005 03:26 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You see, that describes me to a T. Uncanny.
She is also, apparently, quite tall. Amazonian.
http://www.musicman.com/0/52.jpg
http://www.swissmaster.com/photos/tw..._oscar_020.jpg

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 03:27 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some folks like Jar Jar Binks.... She's cute, no doubt about it. But is it double cheddar smothered in melted swiss to tell a 30ish woman she reminds you of AH? Yep. It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column, right next to the bit about how jazz gets women all hot and bothered.

Don't believe me? Check August 1975. In the same box with your pet rock and copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

I would love to date again for a gag. I'd talk endlessly about Dr. Who, or how the Sleastacks from land of the Lost were metaphors for the UN. That'd be a great show. See how long it takes for a normal looking, seemingly nice guy to freak the shit out of a cute chick.
What does 30ish have to do with it?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-19-2005 03:27 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column...
So you've been to sunny's house, then? Is the lunchbox collection all it's cracked up to be?

TM

lo-berry 05-19-2005 03:28 PM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perfect! Make sure to include a brazilian in there.
Of course, maximize the roi.

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 03:28 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Cher = Horrible dresser freak

Paigow = Horrible dresser freak.


So you're saying Gwink resembles Mia Farrow?
Why do you even bother? I feel like a newfoundland swatting away at a chihuahua.

paigowprincess 05-19-2005 03:30 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So you've been to sunny's house, then? Is the lunchbox collection all it's cracked up to be?

TM
I don't believe sunny resides with lunchbox. He is gonna dump her when she hits thirty and I don't think he wants to bother having to separating the Playboys from the Highlights.

Not Bob 05-19-2005 03:31 PM
Sometimes things are too easy.
 
From Overheard in New York

Fat man: Mmmhmm...I love me some skinny gothic girls!

--Kim's Video, St. Mark's Place

lo-berry 05-19-2005 03:35 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you even bother? I feel like a newfoundland swatting away at a chihuahua.
Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?

sunnybunny 05-19-2005 03:38 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't believe sunny resides with lunchbox. He is gonna dump her when she hits thirty and I don't think he wants to bother having to separating the Playboys from the Highlights.

Dude, are you like following us around, obsessing and shit. I'll send you a wedding announcement, if that makes you feel better.

And FYI, I subscribe to Chronicle of the Horse, Practical Horsemen, Scientific American and Poetry. I never subscribed to Highlights; i was a Cricket kinda kid.

ltl/fb 05-19-2005 03:40 PM
Avatar for Nut Case, Sensitive
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hope you keep that bottle hidden away from the drinkable liquor you serve to guests. Results could be disastrous if there is any 'backwash'.

"Hmmm, I didn't know Rumplemintz had flecks in it... I thought that was Goldschlager... Think I'll take a swig...."
Christ, you don't even have glasses?

sunnybunny 05-19-2005 03:40 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?

When she gets so bad shit and OD's, I'll come to the funeral, promise.

ltl/fb 05-19-2005 03:45 PM
Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, there is a certain segment of the chick population that loves Audrey from repeated viewings of "Sabrina," "Roman Holiday," and "Breakfast at Tiffanys." Being compared to her is a good thing for them, and could lead to bonus points that take the Nigels of the world into The Promised Land.
I wouldn't think that it would be the end of the world, as a guy, to be told you look like James Dean.

I never really think anyone looks like anyone, so this is not a line I use. In case there were worries.

sunnybunny 05-19-2005 03:47 PM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....

ltl/fb 05-19-2005 03:47 PM
This looks like a Furry or Fuzzy or whatever they are called
 
And a really bad one. Perhaps where a raccoon head got put on a weasel body, or something.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....urnM_I14sRPw--

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050519...alpandaoffbeat

Flinty_McFlint 05-19-2005 03:48 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?
My guess is more wine and a case of horse tranquilizers. And then, it's on.

ltl/fb 05-19-2005 03:48 PM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....
I think having a quote from someone else is definitely a Fatal Attraction/Desperately Seeking Susan thing. Always. Spot on, bunny.


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